At the mansion; Duncan was in the game room playing Conker's Bad Fur Day on the Xbox One.
The Juvie laughed.
"That potty mouthed squirrel sure is funny." said Duncan.
Sideswipe looked into the room from outside since he was to big to enter the mansion.
"Hey Duncan." said the red autobot.
Duncan turned to Sideswipe.
"Hey." said Duncan.
"What're you doing?" said Sideswipe.
Duncan turned to the TV.
"Playing an M rated video game." said Duncan.
Sideswipes is shocked.
"Seriously?" said Sideswipe.
"Yeah." said Duncan.
Sideswipe is mad.
"Super Mario was unavailable?" said Sideswipe.
"That's Nintendo, this is Microsoft." said Duncan.
He pulled out a TV Guide and read it.
"Hey, a marathon of The Ellen DeGeneres Show is on." said Duncan.
Sideswipes is mad.
"That lesbian has her own show?" The Autobot asked.
"Of course she does." said Duncan, "And I don't think you can say something like that in a fan fiction without getting into any trouble."
Sideswipe zipped his lips.
Duncan then turned on the cable.
"DO YOU LIKE EXTREME CAR RACING LIKE IN THOSE FAST AND FURIOUS FILMS?!" a voice yelled from the TV.
Duncan became interested.
"I'm listening." said Duncan.
"DO YOU LIKE SEEING A HUGE ASS CAR PILEUP EXPLODING INTO A BALL OF FIRE!?" the same booming voice said.
"Yeah man." said Duncan.
"THEN SIGN UP FOR THE TOON CITY 3000!" yelled the voice.
Duncan is shocked.
"THIS HAS EVERYTHING! EXPLOSIONS, MONSTER TRUCKS, EXPLOSIONS, GOOD FOOD, EXPLOSIONS, A NURSERY FOR THE KIDS, EXPLOSIONS, AND MOST OF ALL EXPLOSIONS!' The Voice yelled.
"YEAH MAN!" yelled Duncan.
Sideswipe became confused.
"Why was the commercial constantly saying explosions after every other statement?" said Sideswipe.
"CALL THE NUMBER ON THE SCREEN NOW TO GET INTO THE RACE OR FOR SOME TICKETS! DON'T MISS ANY OF THE EXPLOSIONS!" the TV yelled before exploding.
Sideswipe was shocked.
"Did that just explode? Oh man Bugs will be mad." said Sideswipe.
Duncan however was using his cell phone.
"Yeah, I'd like to sign myself up for entering your race." said Duncan.
Mumbling was heard from the phone.
"What's my car? An exotic red sports car that just so happens to be a Cybertronian." said Duncan.
Sideswipe turned to Duncan.
"Don't make me your car. I'm a family man now." said Sideswipe.
Duncan turned to the Autobot.
"And how's that going for you?" said Duncan.
"Great." said Sideswipe.
Duncan went back to the phone.
"Is that all?" said Duncan.
Mumbling was heard on the phone.
"Okay then." Duncan said before turning off the phone.
He turned to the Autobot.
"I told you I wanted no part of this." said Sideswipe.
"You also scanned a vehicle mode with a cool design and high speed when you showed up here." said Duncan.
"A choice I'm starting to regret." said Sideswipe.
Duncan was listen to a pair of headphones.
"What's that? I can't hear you over this audio tape of the Toon City 3000 contenders saying that they'll wipe the tracks with your face on it!" yelled Duncan.
The Autobot is mad.
"Jerk." said Sideswipes. "I wonder if the Mario Brothers had this trouble?"
Cutaway Gag
In the Mushroom Kingdom; Princess Peach was next to three green warp pipes.
"The evil Bowser has taken over the Mushroom Kingdom." said Peach.
Mario came out one pipe.
"I shall save the kingdom." said Mario.
Luigi came out another pipe.
"Me to." said Luigi.
Then a black guy in an orange shirt, hat, and blue overalls came out the last pipe.
"And me." The black man said sounding like Kevin Hart.
Peach became confused.
"Who the hell are you?" said Peach.
The third man turned to Peach.
"The names Jamarcus. The third Mario bro." The man known as Jamarcus said.
The Princess was shocked.
"That's strange. I didn't even though there was a 3rd Mario Brother." said Peach.
"He's adopted and had a falling out with papa." said Mario.
"It's true." said Luigi.
"That's right, I've been living in Detroit. Even though the crime rate is very high in that city." said Jamarcus.
A Lakitu appeared, scaring Jamarcus.
The black Mario brother screamed.
"Don't worry bro, I've got this." said Mario.
He pulled out a fire flower and became Fire Mario before shooting a fireball on the Lakitu, killing it.
"What the hell was that thing?" said Jamarcus.
"That was a Lakitu." said Luigi, "They attack by dropping spiky like turtles on us."
Jamarcus groaned.
"That's it, I can't take it anymore. There are to many turtle like monsters in this place. I'm going back to Detroit." said Jamarcus.
"But if you stay here and help save the kingdom, you can keep the gold coins you collect." said Peach.
Jamarcus became shocked and smirked as the Super Mario Bros 1-Up tune played.
"I'll collect a thousand gold coins." said Jamarcus.
He jumped out of the pipe and ran off.
"Maybe we should have told him that Bowser can breath fire." said Mario.
"He'll figure it out." said Luigi.
Later; Jamarcus made it to the last part of World 8-4 and was facing Bowser.
"It ends here. I'll get my coins and leave this kingdom once I'm done with you." said Jamarcus.
Bowser breathed a bunch of fire on Jamarcus before it cleared off, revealing that the black Mario Bro was charred up.
He then pulled out a white flag.
"Uncle, uncle." said Jamarcus.
Bowser smirked.
"That was to easy." said Bowser.
End Cutaway Gag
"Hey, where are the wife and kids anyways?" said Duncan.
"First off, we're not married, secondly, Windblade's taking them to see the rings of Saturn." said Sideswipe.
Duncan nodded.
"Good to know." said Duncan.
He walked to the window and climbed out of it.
"Wait, you're serious about entering this race?" said Sideswipe.
"Yep, let's go." said Duncan.
"But what about that Ellen DeGeneres Show?" said Sideswipe.
"She was better off in Finding Nemo and Finding Dory." said Duncan.
Sideswipe transformed into his vehicle form and Duncan got into it before leaving.
Bugs entered the game room and saw the destroyed TV before becoming shocked.
He walked out of the room and walked back in.
"Eh, I've got thousands of TV's in the basement." said Bugs.