HA GUESS WHO'S BACK AFTER TWO YEARS!

'Tis your dear lady Amisa. Yes, I've gone rogue for a while, but I assure you I am back. All these reviews are what inspired me to go back to writing this trash instead of working on my best pieces of my eloquent work or doing any of my AP summer English homework.

Oh well... Let's get this show on the road!

Previously on Shipping Complaints, our five protagonists, Jean, Eren, Mikasa, and Armin (ahem, excuse my mistake, the EMO prince who has been traumatized the most by the horrors they've seen in the room), and Levi are trying to close all the explicit r18 Attack on Titan shipping tabs on the computer before more characters are scarred by the ships.

The problem? None of them except Hanji knows how to use a computer.

What else? Erwin Smith, the commander, has seen one of the ships and collapsed on the floor. Is he dead?

The plot thickens in this episode of Shipping Complaints.

"Did we just..."

"Did he..."

"OH MY GOD WE KILLED THE COMMANDER" Eren shrieked at the sight of their fallen leader before he was knocked over by a sudden punch to the face.

He looked up, expecting it to be that asshat, Jean, but suprisingly, it was Armin. Wait-no, the Emo Prince. Why the hell did he even call himself that? And why the hell did Eren fall for the same thing twice?

"Ow what the hell Armin why did you hit me?" Eren asked as he rubbed his now red cheek. He wished that his best friend would go back to the sweet lovable character that fangirl ls loved to pounce on and ship him with all kinds of people, but it didn't seem like it would happen anytime soon.

"It's Emo Prince to you," Armin said cooly. He and Eren locked eyes for a second before Armin punched him again.

"OW WHAT WAS THAT ONE FOR?!" Eren cried out as put a palm to his eye to alleviate the pain.

"Scum like you don't get to make eye contact with me unless given permission to," Armin replied, running a hand through his luciously blond locks that contrasted his dark, brooding personality (the new and improved ones that fangirls would love to eat up!).

Eren's brows furrowed and he was about to try to get his best friend out of this weird "cool" phase but was interrupted by Mikasa and Levi carrying the commander's body-Mikasa held him under the arms, while Levi held his feet. Jean stood in the corner looking as terrified as ever.

"What are you going to do...with his body?" Jean asked, his voice quivering in anxiety.

"Ackerman and I have come up with a plan," Levi said seriously, "Jaeger, get my device from my pocket." Eren hesitated. He already had enough people who were after him-did he really need anymore by assisting in covering up Erwin's untimely demise?

"Well what are you waiting for, brat?" Levi was getting annoyed by the Titan shifter's reluctance to get his "device" for him.

"Yes, sir," Eren sighed as he went over to Levi. "Which pocket is the device in?"

"The back one."

Eren's face involuntarily turned red. My hand...it's so close to heichou's behind... So close, Eren thought as his hand moved painfully slow towards Levi's back pocket.

Just when he was about to touch that national treasure, Jean intercepted and grabbed the thing out of Levi's pocket. Eren stared at Jean, shocked by the betrayal. "Jaeger, you're going to excite...them," Jean whispered. The fangirls...they're always watching. Eren quickly backed off.

The thing that was in Levi's pocket- a pair of rocking shades that had # on one lens and swag on the other. Jean, Eren, and the Emo stared in confusion and disbelief.

"You got it?" Levi asked. Jean nodded and Levi continued. "Seems like you brats can actually do something right. Now, put them on Erwin." And so they did.

As soon as the swag shades were on, Mikasa and Levi intricately placed Erwin on a chair, high fiving afterwards. "It's a success," Mikasa said rather plainly.

Eren, Emo, and Jean stared on in extreme confusion.

"I call this Weekend at Levi's"

Two years is so long, sorry for that. But hey I'm here for the summer (maybe more if AP classes don't suck the life out of me-which they probably will). This was fun to write. Reviews greatly appreciated, they make my day.