With Duncan and Sideswipe; they were entering a racing track with Long Arm in his chain and hook tow truck form.
"Question, why are we taking the tow truck with us?" said Sideswipe.
Long Arm drove up next to Sideswipe.
"Because you need a pit crew. Also, I was one of the best mechanics of my old search and rescue team back on Cybertron." said Long Arm.
"Yeah right." said Sideswipe.
"It's true, I was part of a search and rescue team. But I left because everyone was more concerned about how they look instead of saving others." said Long Arm.
"I'm pretty sure they were very outdated." said Duncan.
Cutaway Gag
In the G1 Universe; Soundwave, Shockwave, Thundercracker, Dirge, Skywarp, Ramjet, Thrust, Blitzwing, Astrotrain, Reflector, and Rumble were in a pawn shop trying to free Megatron who was stuck in gun mode and with a trigger lock.
"Yeah, I'd like to buy that gun." said Thundercracker.
The pawn shop owner looked at Megatron.
"That'll be a hundred dollars." said the pawn shop owner.
Megatron groaned.
"I'm worth way more then a hundred dollars." Megatron thought.
"We don't have earth currency." said Shockwave.
"Now what?" said Skywarp.
Shockwave pulled out a smart phone.
"Says here on this fleshling website that Soundwave is worth 300 dollars." said Shockwave.
Soundwave became shocked.
"Wait, you can't be serious." said Soundwave.
Blitzwing looked on the phone as well.
"Scratch that, that's in mint condition." said Blitzwing.
Shockwave looked at his friend.
"That's terrible." said Shockwave.
Ramjet looked on the phone.
"But ironically he is worth a hundred dollars on Ebay if he has all the accessories." said Ramjet.
All the Decepticons with mouths smiled.
"How convenient." the Decepticons said.
"We do have a smart phone, not like we need a tape recorder." said Rumble.
Soundwave stepped backwards.
"Wait, lets talk about this." said Soundwave.
"Get him." said Thundercracker.
All the Deceptions tacked their former friend who is worth 100.00.
Later; Soundwave was in cassette player form and was healed by Thundercracker.
"We'd like to trade this transformer for that gun." said Thundercracker.
"You give me a transforming camera, you got yourself a deal." said the pawn shop owner.
"This phone has a 8 megapixel HD camera with flash." said Rumble.
Reflector stepped back in shock.
"No, no, lets not be to hasty." said Reflector.
"Get him." said Thundercracker.
The Decepticon's tackled Reflector.
Later; Thundercracker was holding Reflector who was in camera mode.
"That's more like it. You got yourself a deal." said the pawn shop owner.
"Now give us that gun." said Thundercracker.
Later; the group walked out of the pawn shop with Megatron.
Thundercracker removed the trigger lock just before Megatron turned into his robot mode.
Rumble chuckled nervously.
"No hard feelings for pawning you off in a pawn shop, right fearless leader?" said Rumble.
Megatron however shot Rumble with his fusion cannon.
End Cutaway Gag
"Yep, outdated." said Duncan.
In the announcer booth; Soar the Eagle was looking at the race track and speaking into a microphone.
"Welcome one and all, to the Toon City 3000. With me is star from the Hunchback of Notre Dame films, Hugo Gargoyle." said Soar.
He turned to a stone gargoyle named Hugo.
"OH YEAH, THE EXCITEMENT HERE IS SPICY! I want to see lots of explosions and monster trucks." said Hugo.
Soar laughed.
"Just about everyone wants to see that. Now many people describe this as a racing version of the Hunger Games. You got anything to say about that?" said Soar.
Hugo looked at Soar.
"I SAY A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE NUTS, BUT HEY THIS IS LIFE!" shouted Hugo.
Soar looked down down at the track.
"The racers are preparing for the race." said Soar.
Long Arm was working on Sideswipe who was still in car mode.
"Alright, I've instaled a cannon hidden in your hood so that you can fire anything you want." said Long Arm.
"Okay, anything else I need to know about?" said Sideswipe.
"I also installed an emergency gas tank next to the steering wheel for if you're falling behind." said Long Arm, "If you do, put this type of gas inside."
He gave Duncan a can of gas that was labeled 'Can of liquidized Spinach Energon'.
The Juvie became shocked.
"Energon mixed with spinach, seriously?" said Duncan.
"Hey it worked for Underbite." said Long Arm.
"I'm pretty sure those were empty cans of spinach." said Duncan.
"Still." said Long Arm.
Duncan shook his head and put on a red skull helmet before getting into Sideswipe.
"You ready?" said Duncan.
"As always." said Sideswipe, "Though I'm not happy you got me into this mess."
Long Arm looked at Duncan.
"Remember, only use the energon in an emergency. It's got so much power that I don't even know what'll happen if used." said Long Arm.
Duncan nodded.
"Understood." said Duncan.
He opened up Sideswipe's glove box and put the can of energon in before closing it.
At Saturn; Sideswipe and Windblade's two mini con kids were on the rings of Saturn watching the Toon City 3000 on iPad.
"This is very awesome." said the red minicon.
"I know, an iPad that can get signals from Earth at a different planet." the black minicon said without noticing that his own brother grabbed a dial on his back that was set to Taran Killam's voice before setting it to Seth Green's voice and removing it, "I could use this iPad all day."
The minicon became shocked and turned to his chuckling brother.
"Seriously Redstreak?" said the black minicon.
The minicon known as Redstreak laughed.
"That always works Blackwave." said Redstreak.
The minicon known as Blackwave groaned.
"And we're getting look at some type of Cybertronian with a human driver." Soar said from the iPad.
The two minicons became shocked and looked at the iPad.
"Hey it's Dad." said Redstreak.
"I think so." said Blackwave.
Redstreak turned to his brother.
"Seriously? I just said that Dad is in a race." said Redstreak.
Windblade removed the iPad from Redstreak's hands.
"And what kind of race is your father in?" said Windblade.
She looked at the screen.
"The Toon City 3000, people describe it as the racing version of the Hunger Games." said Blackwave.
Windblade became shocked and put the iPad away.
"Kids, it's time to go home." said Windblade.
The minicon's groaned.
"But Mom, we just got here." said Redstreak.
"You spent the entire trip on the iPad." said Windblade, "Now get moving."
The minicon's turned into the tiny fighter jets and attached to Windblade before she went jet mode and flew off, destroying the rings of Saturn in the process.
Bubbles the Talking Dolphin who was in his home came out of the bathroom.
"Whoo, that was a big one." said Bubbles.
He turned and saw that the rings of Saturn were destroyed and became shocked.
"Oh for the love of...GIVE ME A BREAK! Can't I go to the bathroom without anything happening to Saturn?" said Bubbles.