Back at the Mystery Shack; everybody was in the living room as Sonic walked in, still in his detective outfit.
"Now, you are all wondering why I summoned you here." said Sonic.
"Yeah, to solve the mystery of who killed Kevin." said Ray.
"Also because the Toon City 3000 race is about to start." said Sonic.
Howard did some thinking.
"The Toon City 3000, isn't that the racing version of the Hunger Games?" said Howard.
Soar the Eagle appeared with a Megaphone.
"YES! YES IT IS!" The Eagle shouted in Howard's ear and went off.
"Why was there an eagle in here?" said Ford.
"Back on topic, one of you is a killer. And I've got it narrowed down to five people." said Sonic.
He went to a whiteboard and flipped it over, revealing pictures of Wendy, Ben, Howard, Stan Pines, and Chuck the Yellow Bird.
Wendy, Ben, and Howard became shocked.
Stan just stared on.
"Eh, saw that coming." said Stan.
"WAIT WHY ME!" Ben asked madder then Raph in a rain storm.
"Why am I a suspect?" said Howard.
Wendy looked at the Chuck photo and became confused.
"Wait, why is there an Angry Bird as a suspect?" said Wendy.
She turned to see Chuck the Yellow Bird drinking a smoothie.
"I owe him eighty dollars for two Pokemon video game that weren't even released yet." said Chuck.
"Wait why is Soos in a wedding Dress?" asked Ford.
And sure enough Soos was in a wedding dress.
"Lost a bet dude." said Soos.
"Anyways, each of these people had a motive. Wendy was jealous of Ray having a girlfriend and not allowing her to touch the table, Ben because Ray revealed the whole story of the omnitrix, Howard because of the recordings, and Stan because he hates rap music." said Sonic.
He pulled out a pointing stick and put it on the picture of Ben.
"My first thought was that Ben committed the crime." said Sonic.
Theory Gag
Ben walked out of the RV and looked at the disk jockey table with anger.
"Okay Kevin, for having an auto tune microphone, I'm going to go Rath on you." said Ben.
"But then I realized that there was no way Ben could have done it since he could have gotten a different alien." Sonic narrated.
Ben activated his Omnitrix and slammed down on it, but became Walkatrout.
Walkatrout looked at himself.
"Dang it." said Walkatrout.
End Theory Gag
Ben became mad and stood up.
"Hey, I could have destroyed the table." said Ben.
He activated his omnitrix.
"Let's go Jury Rigg." said Ben.
He slammed down on the omnitrix and became Whampire.
Whampire looked at himself and sighed.
"At least there isn't any sunlight in the room." said Whampire.
Sonic however turned on a sun lamp that was aiming at Whampire and the vampire alien started burning up before running off while screaming.
"Well he's out." said Ray.
"Yep." said Stan.
Sonic then moved the stick to Howard.
"My next thought was Howard because of the recordings." said Sonic.
Theory Gag
Howard looked at the disk jockey table with anger.
"I'll be the one making the recordings this time." said Howard.
"But then I found out that Howard spent 2 hours in a bathroom taking a massively huge dump." Sonic narrated.
Howard's belly roared and he grabbed it in shock before running off.
End Theory Gag
Howard became mad.
"You can't prove that." said Howard.
Sonic pull out his iPad and connected to his Facebook page and revealed a video of Howard taking a painful dump.
"GOOD GOD THAT'S PAINFUL!" Howard said from the video.
Everyone looked at the video.
"Poor toilet having to take all of that." said Penny.
The Toilet who walked by with two suitcases looked at everyone.
"Your telling me. I quit." said the Toilet and walked off.
Everyone was shocked
"Was that toilet just talking?" said Trent.
"I must have been eating to much leaves." said Soos.
"Any who, we'll go on with the evidence." said Sonic, "The first bit of evidence I found was small drips of Coca Cola on the table that could incriminate Wendy."
Everyone turned to Wendy who was about to open a can of Coca Cola before becoming shocked.
She tossed the can out the window before it hit Whampire who was still running around while burning up.
"OW WHO THREW THIS CAN!?" Whampire shouted.
"But she didn't destroy the table since soda couldn't cause an explosion, only something to short out." said Sonic.
Flashback
Wendy walked out of the Mystery Shack and looked at the disk jockey table.
"True she was jealous of not being able to touch some of Ray's property, but before going to her own home, she accidentally spilled some soda on the table." Sonic narrated.
She drank a can of Coca Cola but spilled some of it on the table by mistake.
She became shocked and pulled out a rag and started cleaning the table up.
"Thinking quickly, she tried to clean up the table to hide any evidence of her being near it, but didn't do to good a job." Sonic narrated.
Wendy then walked off.
End Flashback
"Okay, now you're just making me look bad." said Wendy.
"But that story brings me to my most interesting piece of evidence, the dust on the table wasn't dust, but pipe smoke." said Sonic.
Everyone turned to Stan in shock who was currently smoking a metal pipe.
He looked at everyone in shocked then turned to Sonic in anger.
"This means nothing, you're smoking a pipe yourself." said Stan.
"True, but mine only blows bubbles." Sonic said in a cheeky voice.
He then blew into his pipe, making bubbles come out.
"He's got you there." said Mabel.
"Yep." said Soos.
Stan groaned.
"I don't have to put up with this. If you'll excuse me, I've got to commit lots of tax felony." said Stan.
He tried to walk off, but a clinging sound was heard.
He saw that he was handcuffed to a stop sign and became shocked.
"Did you just cuff me to a stop sign?" said Stan.
"No I didn't just cuff you to a stop sign, I cuffed you to a stop sign five minutes ago." said Sonic, "I'm amazed you just noticed it."
"Even I did not see that." said Ray.
Sonic pulled out the remains of the stick of TNT.
Stan scoffed.
"That could be anyone's." said Stan.
Sonic then pulled out the black piece of cloth.
"And this isn't?" said Sonic.
Stan looked at his left sleeve and noticed that it was torn up and missing a piece.
He became shocked.
Flashback
Stan walked out of the Mystery Shack while smoking his pipe and looked at the table.
"You didn't like that your generation of music was being ruined by loud blaring songs, so you decided to take matters into your own hands." Sonic narrated.
Stan put the pipe on the table and pulled out a stick of TNT before putting it in the table.
"While you were getting ready to light the fuse, you accidentally let some pipe smoke fall on the table." Sonic narrated.
Stan pulled out a lighter and lit it before lighting the fuse.
He ran off, but got some of his sleeve stuck.
"Little did you know, that you were in so much of a hurry that you left enough evidence to incriminate you." Sonic narrated.
End Flashback
"The game is over old man." said Sonic.
Stan scoffed.
"Yeah right, it could have been Ford trying to frame me." said Stan.
Ford turned to his brother in anger.
"Don't make me your escape goat." said Ford.
Sonic pulled out his S.H.E.I.L.D Judgment Scanner and aimed it at Stan.
"That's, where you're wrong pal. Judgment Mode." said Sonic.
He pushed on the button and the device opened up before scanning Stan.
"Based on the evidence, you are charged with destruction of property." said Sonic.
The device stopped on the red X.
"Guilty." said Sonic.
Stan sighed.
"Okay fine, I did it." said Stan, "But only because my generation of music is becoming a mockery."
"You poor old fart, one thing you should know is that you can't destroy music, it'll always improve in some way. Case closed, now who wants to see the Toon City 3000?" said Sonic.
Randy, Howard, and Ray who were wearing soda drinking helmets and huge foam hands were cheering.
Whampire returned now very burned up and grey.
"I'd cheer myself, but I'm very exhausted." said Whampire.
Randy hit the omnitrix, turning Whampire back to Ben.
"Thanks, I needed that." said Ben.
Randy smiled.
"Sure thing." said Randy.
Sonic removed his detective outfit, but kept the pipe and put on a blue soda drinking helmet with two cans of Mug Root Beer in the sides.
He sat down on the couch and flipped on the TV.
Everyone turned to Sonic.
"You're keeping the pipe?" said Trent.
"It's starting to grow on me." said Sonic.
"Well at least it's not a black licorice one." said Dipper
"Amen to that." said Sonic.