Back at the Toon City 3000; lots of racers were heading to the finish line.
"The race is about to begin, the excitement is wild as the racers take to the finish line." said Soar.
"You're telling me." said Hugo, "Now to just call my bookie."
He pulled out a cell phone, and dialed a number before putting it to his ear.
"Yeah, this is your number one customer Hugo Gargoyle. I'd like to bet ten million dollars on the red Autobot known as Sideswipe to win." said Hugo.
He turned off his cell phone and turned to Soar.
"What, everybody does that type of stuff." said Hugo.
Soar nodded.
"Fair enough." said Soar.
On the track; the racers were starting their cars.
Lord Hater who was in a repaired Hate RV was smirking.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Hater laughed.
On one car Demon Racer#2 (Power Rangers Turbo Monster) was in his car ready to race.
"Let's do this." said Demon Racer#2.
Wile E appeared over the starting line and lit a fuse on a stick of TNT before running off.
"And the fuse has been lit." said Soar.
Wile E hid behind some pipes and covered his ears.
But the stick of TNT rolled behind the coyote and tapped his legs.
He turned and saw the bomb and looked at the readers in shock.
The bomb exploded.
The vehicles drove off.
"And they're off." said Soar.
"AND WHAT A RACE THIS HAS STARTED!" shouted Hugo.
Duncan pulled out a blaster similar to Han Solo's blaster.
"Wait, you brought a gun to this race?" said Sideswipe.
"What, the only rule in this race is that the driver can't abandon his or her car if there even is a driver." said Duncan.
"Fair enough." said Sideswipe.
Duncan looked out the window and started shooting at a Grinder Motorcycle.
The bike was hit and went crazy before going off the track and exploding.
Long Arm chuckled.
"Now this is how races should be. Nothing can ruin this moment." said Long Arm.
A blaster sound was heard and Long Arm grabbed a shield very similar to Captain America's before blocking a laser.
"Nice to see you to Windblade." said Long Arm.
Windblade who appeared and turned into her robot mode became confused.
"How'd you know it was me?" said Windblade.
"Who else can shoot out a ton of rounds and miss every time?" said Long Arm, "Besides, that ain't normal sweetheart."
Windblade is mad.
Duncan looked at the pit area and saw Windblade.
"Hey, your hubbies here." said Duncan.
"Wait, what?" said Sideswipe, "I knew I shouldn't have gotten involved in this."
"Relax dude, I've got an idea." said Duncan.
He pulled out some type of Mexican disguise and started to put it on.
12 laps later; Sideswipe went to the pit as Long Arm started doing work on Sideswipe.
Windblade looked in Sideswipe and saw Duncan still with his helmet on.
He turned to Windblade and removed his helmet, revealing that he was perfectly disguised as a Mexican.
"Habla Espaniol?" Duncan said in a Spanish accent.
Windblade shook her head.
"You're not fooling me Duncan." said Windblade.
Duncan acted confused.
"Who be this Duncan that you speak of?" said Duncan.
"You be the Duncan that I speak of, I can tell because you've got a green Mohawk and a bunch of piercings." said Windblade.
"Many Mexican's tend to look like American or Mexican men, but that doesn't mean that I be-"Duncan said before Windblade removed one of his ear piercing's, causing him to revert to his original accent, "Ow, son of a bitch that hurts."
"Yep, saw that coming." said Sideswipe.
Duncan turned to the steering wheel.
"And you didn't warn me?" said Duncan.
"I just wanted to see what would happen." said Sideswipe.
"Oh please one of the racers got eaten." said Duncan.
Flashback
Two minutes ago; Demom Racer#2 was laughing crazy as he was racing.
"YOU WONT STOP ME!" shouted Demon Racer#2.
However; the Indominus Rex suddenly appeared and ate the racer.
The genetically modified dinosaur roared before camoflauging himself.
End Flashback
Sideswipe gulped.
"Help me." said Sideswipe.
Windblade smirked.
"No." She said.
She then pushed Sideswipe onto the track.
"Women, can't live with them, can't live without them." said Duncan.
"I know I can't live without Windblade. I've got a little something for here in my trunk. Some type of engagement ring, but Cybertronian size." said Sideswipe.
Duncan became shocked.
"How the hell did you get an engagement ring the size of an Autobot finger?" said Duncan.
Soar and Hugo were now eating tons of popcorn.
"The race is getting interesting as Goldar takes the lead, but we'll see if he'll survive the monster trucks." said Soar.
A bunch of monster trucks were released on the tracks.
"And if those trucks can't stop Goldar, then the Indominus Rex will." said Soar.
"And if the dinosaur can't then-"Hugo said before noticing a bunch of swinging pendulums on the track, "Wait, why are there a bunch of swinging pendulums on the track, nobody ordered any of that shit, it's overkill. Get rid of them."
Wile E pulled a rope that removed all the pendulums.
Duncan was shooting at the Mach Five before turning to the steering wheel.
"So wait, you plan on proposing to Windblade?" said Duncan, "I find that pretty weird."
"You earthlings do that, so why can't a Cybertronian do it?" said Sideswipe.
Duncan nodded.
"Fair enough." said Duncan.
Hater started approaching Sideswipe from behind.
"Eat pizza." said Hater.
He fired a pizza from his Hate RV, but Duncan managed to grab it with a pizza box and shot at one of Hater's wheels before he swerved out of control.
"CRAP!" yelled Hater.
He then crashed into a wall before the vehicle exploded.
Duncan opened up the box and saw a pepperoni and mushroom pizza.
"Yum." said Duncan, "Hey Sideswipe, just out of curiosity, how did you manage to fit a huge engagement ring in your trunk?"
"I let Optimus know of my plans to propose." said Sideswipe.
"Alright." said Duncan.
At the back of the race; Mario and his brother Luigi were sharing a kart.
"We're losing Mario." said Luigi.
Mario turned to his brother.
"Time for the blue turtle shell." said Mario.
The Green Mario Brother is shocked.
"Okay then." said Luigi.
He pulled out a blue turtle shell with wings and tossed it.
The shell made its way to Goldar before landing on his car, creating an explosion that caused the car to fly in the air before landing on the ground and exploding itself.
"Dammit." said Goldar.
Soon the Indominus Rex ate Goldar before camoflauging itself.
Duncan put on some high tech goggles.
"What're you doing?" said Sideswipe.
"Finding that Indominus Rex that keeps eating everyone." said Duncan.
He turned on the heat signature part of the goggles and saw the dinosaur.
"And there he is. And it looks like he is eating a peach." said Duncan.
Sure enough; the dinosaur was eating a peach.
"How are we supposed to stop something we can't see?" said Sideswipe.
Duncan did some thinking before coming up with an idea.
"I've got it, follow my lead." said Duncan.
Sideswipe made a cannon emerge from his hood and shot out a huge paintball that managed to hit the camouflaged dinosaur, making it red.
The Autobot in car mode went to the dino and went robot mode with his Decepticon Hunter out in blaster mode and ran on the dinosaur before shooting it's back.
Soar and Hugo were shocked.
"Sideswipe turned into his robot mode and is shooting the Indominus Rex." said Soar.
"Now that'll lead to some excitement." said Hugo.
The Autobot jumped off the Dino and everything went slow motion like as the blaster turned into a grenade launcher and Sideswipe aimed the grenade launcher into the dinosaur's mouth and shot a grenade into it.
A powering up sound was heard from inside the Indominus Rex's stomach and the dinosaur became shocked and looked at the readers in shock.
"Uh oh." the dino growled.
The genetically enhanced T-Rex exploded as everything went back to normal pace and Sideswipe went back to car mode and drove off.
Lots of other racers came flying out onto the track.
"Please tell me we came out of the mouth." said Goldar.
"I don't want to know." said Demon Racer#2.
The audience started cheering.
"I DON'T BELIEVE IT, THE INDOMINUS REX HAS BEEN KILLED!" yelled Soar.
"I have never in my life seen anything very exciting as this." said Hugo.
Long Arm chuckled.
"I knew he had it in him." said Long Arm.
Windblade turned to Long Arm.
"You had a bunch of money on him to lose." said Windblade.
Long Arm looked at Windblade.
"Now what makes you say that?" said Long Arm.
Windblade pointed to a booth that was labeled 'Bet to see if Sideswipe will die on the track.' and Cannonball operating it.
"That." said Windblade.
"Okay, that could be someones booth." said Long Arm.
"This booth was made by my best friend Long Arm." said Cannonball.
"Long Arm is a very common name to Cybertronian's who take on tow truck forms." said Long Arm.
"And there he is." said Cannonball.
He aimed his turret at Long Arm and flashed a spotlight on him.
Long Arm groaned.
"Okay fine, I came up with that idea. But I already kept Sideswipe from going into the All Spark, and created two minicon children. What more do you want from me?" said Long Arm.
"An inventor and medical expert Autobot without a huge ego." said Windblade.
"Can I get back to you on that?" said Long Arm.
Sideswipe continued to go down the track, but his two back tires blew up before steam came out from his hood and he abruptly stopped.
Duncan walked out of Sideswipe and opened the hood.
The steam cleared up a bit and Duncan looked inside.
"Exhaust pipe is broken very badly." said Duncan.
"How can it be broken? I'm a robot from another planet." said Sideswipe.
Duncan looked at the back two tires.
"And you won't be going anywhere." said Duncan.
"We won't be going anywhere." said Sideswipe.
Duncan went back into Sideswipe and sat down.
"If only there was something we could use to get you back in the race." said Duncan.
He then remembered something.
"Wait." said Duncan.
He noticed an emergency fuel pump and opened up the glove box before removing the can of Spinach mixed Energon.
"Sideswipe buddy, we're going to win." said Duncan.
He opened up the emergency gas pump and poured it into the pump as crazy music started playing.
Duncan closed up the pump as the exhaust pipe was instantly repaired, the tires were restored, and 15 jet boosters emerged from Sideswipe's back.
The teen looked at the boosters and became shocked.
"When did you get jet boosters?" said Duncan.
"I don't know." said Sideswipe.
Windblade looked on in shocked.
"There we jet boosters in Slick?" Windblade said before turning to Long Arm, "You sure know how to upgrade any Autobot."
Long Arm however was confused.
"Wait, Sideswipe has jet boosters now?" said Long Arm.
Windblade fell anime style.
"What?" asked Long Arm.
Duncan started revving up Sideswipe.
"Alright, let's see what these things can do." said Duncan.
He stomped down on the peddle and Sideswipe went down the tracks at blinding speed, knocking all the racers out of the race before their cars blew up.
All the monster trucks went after the Autobot, but Sideswipe was going so fast, that they were destroyed as well.
Duncan chuckled.
"This is a default win buddy, time to slow down a bit." said Duncan.
"I can't." said Sideswipe.
Duncan became confused.
"Why?" said Duncan.
"I'm to scared to do it." said Sideswipe.
Duncan groaned and stepped on the brakes very hard, causing Sideswipe to tip over on his side and tumble past the finish line.
"Big mistake." said Duncan.
The Juvie then went flying out of Sideswipe before the car went robot mode and tried to grab Duncan while flying in slow motion.
Long Arm became confused.
"Why must the really really cool stunts always play out in slow motion?" said Long Arm.
"I've always wondered that myself." said Windblade.
Sideswipe managed to grab Duncan before everything went back to a normal and the Autobot slid on the ground a bit before stopping.
Duncan crawled to Sideswipe's head.
"Sideswipe, buddy, get up." said Duncan.
The Autobot groaned and started to push himself up.
He put his right foot on the ground, but groaned in pain.
"Easy Sideswipe, small steps." said Sideswipe.
He managed to get up on his feet and looked around to see everyone cheering him on.
Long Arm laughed.
"Yes." said Long Arm.
The red sports car Autobot smiled and started limping over to a stage with a huge trophy.
Duncan smiled.
"I always knew you had it in you." said Duncan.
Sideswipe lifted up the trophy as everyone cheered.
"I never thought I would win this race. But I would like to thank the people who supported me during this race, Long Arm, and Windblade." said Sideswipe.
Duncan laughed.
"That's funny, last I checked Long Arm only helped out once and Windblade pushed you back onto the track very rudely." Duncan said before noticing Sideswipe looking behind himself and becoming shocked, "And she's getting ready to shoot me from behind isn't she?"
Sideswipe nodded.
Duncan was then shot in the back before flying off.
Windblade appeared next to Sideswipe and put an arm around him.
Sideswipe pulled out a Cybertronian sized engagement ring and showed it to Windblade.
The fighter jet Autobot became shocked and looked at the ring then back at Sideswipe.
The car Autobot closed his eyes and opened them up, revealing that he was doing the Puss in Boots eyes.
Duncan looked at Sideswipe doing he cat eyes.
"I can't help but think that this is weird." said Duncan.