Saved by a Punk~
"Run Jeff! Run for our lives!" Jadyn yelled as her and her rainbow haired best friend flew thru the hallways of the LAX arena. Jeff jolted forward a little bit as he started going faster quickly catching up to Jadyn who grabbed onto his hand as they both leaped over a cart of supplies. Kofi Kingston almost didn't make it to the wall in time before Jeff and Jadyn came barreling past him. Jadyn's stomach was beginning to hurt and her left leg was cramping up some but still she didn't dare slow down.
She and Jeff's hands were still together as they continued to dodge superstars and randomly placed objects that were everywhere it seemed. The arena hadn't been this crowded since Wrestlemania but that could work in their favor. After all with the halls being so full and crowded that meant that it would be harder for him to get thru as well and end the careers and most likely the lives of the Charismatic Enigma and the Angel of Death. They sped around another corner narrowly avoiding crashing into Maria and Candice who screamed in surprise.
"Sorry!" Jeff called over his shoulder.
"We need to find a place to hide and fast! I can't take much more of this Jeffy!" Jadyn gasped out and Jeff nodded.
"Door! On your right" he said hoping that they both made it out of this alive and preferably with their bodies still intact. Jadyn swerved and bumped into Jeff almost making him trip over his own feet.
"That's your left! Other way!" if the situation hadn't been so dire Jadyn would've busted out laughing at that but there was no time for laughing. Only running and hiding. Jeff grabbed the door knob and turned but nothing happened. He desperately pounded on the door but still nothing.
"It's locked! Damnit!" he said in between punches and the occasional kick.
"Jeffy! Dear God Jeff! Stop it! The door ain't gunna magically unlock if you assault it!" Jadyn told him knowing that they had to keep running to a different destination. Jeff stopped attacking the door and once again they were off.
"This is crazy! Who knew he would be that psychotic about the whole thing?" Jeff said as he leaped again over another cart.
"Well-" Jadyn said slightly breathy dodging Randy Orton and Edge who looked rather confused, "At least we know that there is another person in the world that loves skittles more then you do!" Jeff rolled his eyes.
"Oh great! That's just what I needed to know to make my candy loving experience complete!" he said sarcastically. The next door they tried was locked just like the first so they had to keep on running both of them losing some more energy. A crash sounded from not that far behind them signaling that he was indeed still out to kill them. Jadyn grabbed onto Jeff's arm and tried another door which luckily was unlocked. She quickly pulled him inside and shut the door behind them collapsing onto the wall with him right next to her. Both were silent until they heard his pounding footsteps run past the door, and then Jadyn let out a breath that she didn't even know she had been holding.
"Well" Jeff said in a fake cheerful voice. "That was exciting and may I just say that I am never ever gunna go along with any more of your ideas ever again! I am a risk taker but you are to extreme even for me my dear." Jadyn stared at him her mouth falling open. What? He didn't just-
"Excuse me Jeffrey Nero Hardy? I believe that this little idea was all yours! Who was it that said he was gunna die if he didn't have any skittles soon? Huh? Yeah it wasn't me buddy! So don't even think of blaming this adventure to taste the rainbow from hell on me!" After that they started to argue with one another like always without realizing that their fighting had disturbed someone else that was also in the room. Jeff had his back to the rest of the room while Jadyn was up against the door. Her eyes went wide when she noticed that they weren't as alone as she'd originally thought they were.
"Jeff..." she whispered trying to get his attention. He kept on going with his rant and the other person was almost to them.
"Jeff!" she finally yelled and he abruptly stopped talking his gaze meeting hers.
"What!?" he yelled back. She pointed behind him and Jeff turned around coming face to face with a very unhappy Mark Henry.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!" Jadyn and Jeff screamed in unison and they scrambled to get the door open and get the hell outta there. To any witnesses in the hallway it looked like 2 blurs of color shooting past them instead of 2 superstars.
"Way to go there Jadyn!" Jeff exclaimed quickening his pace some. "You really know how to pick hiding places! Anywhere else you have in mind? Like maybe Undertakers locker room next? Or how about Umaga?"
"Hey!" Jadyn snapped back to him indignantly. "I didn't know that was Mark Henry's locker room okay? And besides at least my door was unlocked not alike to yours!"
"It would've been better if yours had been locked!"
"Just shut up and run!" Jadyn said as he jumped over a table while she slid underneath it both turning right into another corridor.
Meanwhile- CM Punk stepped out of his locker room, wrists taped up complete with the red X's on them and his WWE championship belt over his shoulder. RAW didn't start for another half hour so he had some time to kill before he had to go out there and open the show up with another of his famous pipe bombs. So far his current storyline was going just the way he wanted. Hell it wasn't just a damn storyline it actually was all about his feelings for the company instead of just another rivalry. Punk always spoke his mind on the mic in and out of the ring. Whatever you saw with him was what you got and he didn't give a damn whether you liked it or not. Tonight was gunna be no different.
A scream broke thru his thoughts.
"Fuck! He's right behind us again!" a familiar voice yelled clearly distressed. It soundly strangely like the youngest Hardy brother.
"How the fuck does he do that?!" another voice spoke next and Punk recognized it immediately right before the owners of the voices appeared around the corner running at top speed. Jeff's purple hair was flying out behind him and Jadyn's cheeks were slightly pink from all the adrenaline. Not to mention that they had been being hunted for at least 45 minutes with hardly any breaks. Punk was confused. But he didn't have anytime to process what was going on because before he knew it both Jeff and Jadyn crashed into him sending all three of them flying into his locker room the door somehow closing behind them. Punk was very grateful that he hadn't closed his door yet because he knew that would've hurt a hell of a lot more. As if landing on cold concrete wasn't bad enough he hated the idea of going thru a door too. Groaning slightly he tried to move but couldn't and looking down he realized why. Jeff's leg was on top of his and Jadyn was completely lying on top of his body and he could feel her heart beating rapidly in her chest.
"Uhh Jeff? If it isn't an inconvenience for you do ya mind getting the hell off of me?" Jeff rolled off of the champion but didn't stand up quite yet. Well at least Punk's match was at the end of the show which should be enough time for him to recover from the surprise tackling he'd received at top speed onto the concrete floor. However when Jadyn shifted on top of him a little he had to admit that he didn't mind the landing that much.
"Sorry..." Jadyn said slowly raising her head to look at him. Punk gave her a small smile before helping her up carefully his arm securely around her lower back.
"It's fine Jady. You're light as a feather." He paused before pointing over to Jeff who still hadn't moved. "This one however not so much." Punk smirked down at Jeff who opened one eye to glare at him. Jadyn giggled and together her and Punk pulled Jeff up to his feet and helped him over to the couch where he promptly collapsed again. Punk picked his title off the floor which had flown halfway across the room upon impact and dusted it off making it shine again.
"Awww look at Punky shining his precious championship" Jeff teased from his place on the couch smiling even more when Punk flipped him off. Jadyn walked over to the door and locked it.
"Why'd you do that?" Punk asked her. She shared a look with Jeff then looked back to Punk.
"Uhmm you know..." she trailed off not being able to come up with an excuse. Punk raised an eyebrow at her putting one hand on his hip and she knew he knew she was lying. She looked to Jeff for help.
"Well locks are very useful for keeping things out so why not use them?" Punk rolled his eyes. He should've expected that kind of reply from Hardy but alas...
"Nero don't make GTS your rainbow ass right now." He threatened. "Just fuckin tell me. Does it have something to do with why you two were running like your lives depended on it?" Jadyn looked down and Jeff let out a nervous laugh. At that moment Punk knew he should be afraid of the answer which he was. It was never good when Jeff Hardy laughed like that. Actually now that he thought about it, it was never a good thing when Jadyn and Jeff got together because shit was prone to get fucked up.
Taking a deep breath he sat down on the floor like he did in the ring figuring he would need to be firmly seated before they explained everything to him. Jadyn gave him a weak smile before nodding her head yes to his previous question. Punk closed his eyes.
"Tell. Me. What. Happened." He spoke the words very deliberately to insure that they knew that it wasn't optional. He opened his eyes again his gaze sweeping back and forth between the purple haired enigma and the sexy punk diva in front of him.
"I was bored so I went to Jadyn." Jeff said and Punk immediately groaned dropping his head into his hands briefly. Well there it was. The source of most certain destruction and the dull ache in Punk's lower back. Jeff Hardy was bored.
"Lemme guess," Punk said before Jeff could continue on with his story. "You two came up with a crazy, stupid ass plan that judging by the whole running for our lives thing was hazardous to your health. Am I right?"
"Depends on your definition of crazy..." Jadyn told him with her famous I'm too cute to be mad at smile.
"And stupid..." Jeff finished. Another groan erupted from the WWE champion. These two were gunna be the death of him one day. He just knew it. Especially with the certain sexy, sarcastic, but extremely talented young diva around all the time. He wasn't complaining about that part of the situation but when he remembered what she and Jeff were like when they were together, it made it harder. He waved his hand in the air signally Jeff to go on.
"We were just walking around the arena at first trying to come up with something fun to do. Totally innocent clean fun."
"Nothings ever clean or innocent with you Jeff." Punk said looking up at him. The charismatic enigma rolled his eyes and then let out a sigh.
"You wanna know the rest or what?"
"Not really but please enlighten me." Jadyn laughed softly at that comment and Punk's attention was drawn briefly over to her. He watched as she went behind the couch and began to lightly run her fingers thru Jeff's hair playing with the brightly dyed strands.
"Anyways Jadyn pointed out a locker room that someone had left the door open to slightly. Next thing I knew she dragged me across the hall and into the room and-OW!" he was cut off due to Jadyn giving his hair a particularly rough tug and Punk let out a laugh as the youngest Hardy rubbed his head with one hand.
"Did not! You fuckin dragged me Jeffrey Nero!" her voice, despite the indignant tone, was somewhat relaxing to Punk.
"Fine! But you are the one who grabbed the bag of skittles!" Jeff retorted.
"We both shared them!" she yelled back.
"Wait! Hold on a second!" Punk spoke while he stood up. "Did I just hear you say skittles?" Jadyn nodded. "This whole thing is because you jacked a damn bag of skittles?" he asked incredulously. Once again both of them nodded. ~Deep breath in, hold 1 2 3, and release~ he said to himself willing himself to stay calm. After about a minute or so of holding his breath and slowly releasing it, he felt better.
"That still doesn't explain the reason two were running like hell." Punk stated.
"The skittles belonged to Kane." Jadyn mumbled quietly.
"KANE?" Punk yelled feeling his blood pressure begin to rise some. "Are you FUCKIN KIDDING ME?" both Jeff and Jadyn leaned backwards in an effort to avoid the WWE champion, who was pacing rather fast in front of the couch.
"We didn't think that Operation: Taste the Rainbow would turn into a visit to hell and a play date with the devil's favorite demon! But now Kane is out to get us and I don't wanna get got!" Jeff explained quoting R-Truth. Punk went to grab him but Jadyn dove over the couch in front of Punk keeping him back. Another deep breath and he was cool again.
"You actually named this whole thing?" he asked.
"Yeah..." Jadyn said. She was standing rather close to him, so close in fact that they were almost touching. She had to remind herself to breathe. She watched carefully as Punk closed his eyes and pinched the bridge of his nose.
"Okay" he said after a minute or so, "I have to go get ready for my promo which is in like 5 minutes. While I'm gone try not to break anything." He opened his eyes and stared pointedly at Jeff.
"Relax man. I'll try to contain myself." Jeff told him with a big grin on his face.
"Well now I really feel reassured." Punk said sarcastically rolling his eyes. His gaze found Jadyn's and she gave him a small smile. He pulled her into a tight hug to which she wrapped her arms around his neck inhaling his scent that was just Punk. She felt him press a light kiss to the top of her head before grabbing his title and leaving.
"He didn't give me a hug!" Jeff noted as Jadyn sat down on his lap. She just shook her head in amusement ruffling his colorful hair.
"Oh Jeffers..."
An hour later~
Jadyn was sitting on a bench in the Divas locker room putting on her DC skater shoes. Later on she had a segment to do so she was just getting ready for it. Creative had put her in Punks storyline along with Daniel, AJ and... Kane. A flash of nervousness washed over her at the thought of the Big Red Monster but she brushed it off. Kane wasn't scheduled to be in this part tonight only Punk and Daniel and her of course. AJ was out with an "injury" so that was covered. Jadyn was supposed accidently walk into Daniel and then Punk would show up to intervene. Pretty simple confrontation. Still Jadyn was nervous. Just because that's what was supposed to happen didn't guarantee that it would. Superstars had been known to go off script before and considering that Kane was involved with this storyline was reason enough to be concerned. Who's to say that he wouldn't show up in the middle of the promo and kill her? Kane could get away with that because to the audience it would just be part of the storyline. No one but Jeff and Punk would know it was for some skittle revenge.
Ah well. If she died she died. Jadyn had a pretty good life and Punk had given her hug today. At least she would die happy.
Promo- Jadyn walked down the hallway at a rather fast pace. She looked down for a second to get her phone that had started to ring when someone collided into her sending Jadyn crashing to the ground. Her phone skidded away from her. She looked up and saw Goatface staring down at her angrily.
"Are you blind? The best wrestler ever is walking here ya know!" he snapped at her. Jadyn rolled her eyes and got back up to her feet.
"Really? Cuz-" she made a big deal of looking around. "I don't see Punk anywhere. Huh you must be the blind one." Jadyn smirked as Daniel's face started to get red.
"Now why don't you run along and go find some tin cans to eat. Even Goatfaces need their strength to be up when they face the Best in the World."
"Listen here you stupid ugly bit-" Daniel started to tell her off but suddenly broke off his eyes widening as he looked past Jadyn. She turned her head and was pleased to see CM Punk standing no less than a foot away from her. Punk was smiling a little bit but you could clearly see the anger swirling around in his hazel/green eyes.
"Now I really hope you weren't gunna finish that sentence Daniel. Cuz if you were you'd find yourself swallowing teeth." Jadyn heard the crowd scream louder at that statement. She watched as Daniel faltered some at Punk's threat.
"Get the hell out of here and don't come near Jadyn again."
"Why?" Daniel smirked suddenly finding some balls to do so. "You don't want anything to happen to your precious trophy whore?" Punk took a quick step forward so that he was in Daniel's face. Jadyn put a hand onto Punk's chest trying to prevent him from kicking Daniel's ass right then.
"Actually it would be in your benefit to stay away from her. Jadyn can handle herself pretty damn well. She'd be just fine. You tho prolly not." Daniel's smirk faded and he walked away muttering, "No, no, no!" Both Jadyn and Punk watched him leave then turned to each other after Daniel was out of sight.
"Thanks for that. It's nice to know that most grown men fear me." Jadyn said jokingly. Punk smiled at her and shook his head.
"Yeah course. You got every wrestler shakin in their boots." The sarcasm was undisguised in his tone but amusement was written on his face as he spoke. He reached down and picked up her phone and handed it over to her.
"Well I guess I know why you didn't answer your phone when I called earlier." He stated.
"Yea umm Daniel got to me before you did and that stupid farm animal didn't even help me up after he crashed into me!" Jadyn exclaimed indignantly stomping her foot to add emphasis. Punk chuckled and wrapped his arm around her shoulder as she put her arm around his waist.
"Goats these days! Whatcha gunna do?" Punk asked and they walked down the hallway the camera following them until they cut to commercial.
End Promo-
"Good job Jadyn." A crewman called over to her. She smiled and waved at him.
"He didn't say that I did a good job."
"Oh Punkers..." Jadyn only shook her head at him and pulled him along back to his locker room the whole way there checking over her shoulder to make sure that Kane didn't appear. She slammed the locker room door closed behind them as soon as they were clear. Jeff started at the sudden noise.
"Still on the couch I see." Punk observed. Jeff nodded.
"Yep. Its real fuckin comfy. I don't know what you did to it but good job!" Punk raised an eyebrow at Jeff.
"I didn't do anyth... fuck just nevermind." Punk set his title down on the table and returned to his chair. Jadyn picked up Jeff's legs and sat down on the couch before placing them on top of her.
"We got half an hour til your match." Punk nodded at her.
"You ready for it?" She asked.
"He's the Best in the World. Of course he's ready Jady." Jeff said like it was the most obvious thing in the world. Punk smiled.
"Thats the most smart thing I've ever heard you say before. How long can you keep it up?" Jeff shrugged at him.
"Until 2008." Jadyn giggled and patted Jeff's leg comfortingly.
"Apparently not very long." Punk sighed. It was 2009. The next half hour passed rather quickly and before Jadyn knew it both her and Punk were on their way to the gorilla position.
"Will you relax? I promise that Kane won't touch you." Jadyn had been jumpy ever since they left the locker room.
"As much as I trust you Punk, really I do, I just have slight doubts." Punk fake gasped.
"You doubt me?!" Jadyn rolled her eyes.
"Not doubt doubt there champ. I have... doublets!" This made Punk stop walking and turn to look at her.
"Doublets? Seriously?" She shoved him back into movement.
"Don't judge." Punk's music hit the arena and he did his normal entrance. Jadyn stayed towards the back of the ramp until he was done and then walked down to the ring with him. She stood off near the announcers table while he jumped into the ring and waited for Daniel's theme. A few seconds later Goatface came prancing out and the match started.
Middle of match- So far Kane hadn't made an appearence. There had been a few different chances that would have been perfect for him to come out but nothing happened. Jadyn was still nervous tho. Punk and Daniel were going crazy on each other. Daniel hit a clothesline and went for a an elbow drop but Punk moved and kicked him in the head as he tried to stand up again.
"Yes! Yes! Yes!" Jadyn yelled mocking Daniel. The crowd joined in with her. Then Punk went to the top rope but before he could jump off the lights went out and Jadyn felt her heart skip a beat. Uh oh... Her fear was confirmed when she felt
someone grab her and haul her into the ring. They had a tight hold on her and it was impossible for her to escape. The lights came back on and she saw Both Punk and Daniel lying outside of the ring motionless. She didn't even have to guess as to her had her captive. She was suddenly spun around violently and came face to face with the Big Red Monster, Kane. He glared down at her.
"Hehe well this is awkward... and slightly frightening." She said. Kane remained silent and tightened his grip on her. She was definitely gunna have bruises.
"You have to pay for your sins. Everyone has to play with the Devil's favorite Demon sooner or later." Kane hissed out in his annoyingly slow way of talking.
"Uh I choose later then." Kane threw his head back and laughed manically.
"Too late. You ate MY skittles and I'm afraid that you've lost all of your say in the matter."
"Technically Jeff ate most of them." She had to try one last time to get out of this mess and if that meant throwing Jeff into Hell's fiery pit then so be it. Punk still hadn't moved from where he lay outside the ring. She was on her own.
"Time to pay up." She stopped breathing when he brought his face closer to hers. Oh no... he's not- he wouldn't be thatcruel right? Wrong. Kane smashed his lips to Jadyn's and trapped her head between his large hands so that she had no way of breaking his hold on her. He bit her lip and when she gasped he slid his tongue into her mouth ruthlessly plundering. Jadyn felt sick and desperately tried to kick him where the sun don't shine but to no avail. Finally after what seemed like an eternity Kane released her. She stumbled backward wiping her mouth repeatedly trying to get rid of his taste from her lips. A flash of black caught her attention and then she heard a loud Thwack! Kane cried out in pain and dropped to his knees reveiling Punk who stood behind him holding a dented steel chair. Punk hit him again stopping only when Kane fell completely onto the mat. Punk grabbed Jadyn and pulled her out of the ring. They ran up the ramp and into the back quickly neither one stopping until they made it back to the locker room. Jeff wasn't there when they entered. Jadyn put a hand to her chest trying to slow her heartbeat down. As it was she couldn't fully breathe evenly. A hand on her arm brought her back down to earth. Punk gently pulled her closer to him concern etched across his face.
"Hey did he hurt you?" He asked and she could tell he was trying to remain calm for her sake. It took her a minute to reply because she wasn't entirely sure if she was or not. Punk tipped her chin up with his hand making eye contact with her.
"Yeah I'm alright. The nausea still hasn't gone away from that hideous kiss but other than that I'm good." Jadyn told him. He chuckled some.
"You okay?" Jadyn wanted to make that he hadn't gotten injured either. He took a couple of hard hits in the match and God only knows what Kane had done to him when the lights went out. He nodded his head yes at her. She gave him a soft smile. She stared at him for another second and then slowly wrapped her hand into the hair at the back of his head and pulled him down to her. She brushed her lips against his lightly at first and felt her breathing become even shallower when he did the same thing back to her. He held her slender body to his as they kissed. His lip ring felt amazing against her lips and when his tongue ring made contact with her own a small moan escaped from her. The cool metal slid along her teeth making a slight clicking sound and the new sensation was thrilling for her. When they pulled away both of their breathing was ragged. Punk opened his eyes just as she opened hers. No words were needed. They both knew what the other felt and that was good enough. However the moment didn't last long as the door burst open and Jeff came rushing in clearly panicking.
"Help! I don't know what happened!" Punk sighed and leaned his head against Jadyn's chest. She ran her hand thru his hair soothingly.
"Don't know how what happened Hardy?" He asked reluctantly. Jeff pulled his hands out from behind his back. In them was very clearly 2 peices of a broken sledge hammer. Jadyn's eyes bugged out some and she felt Punk tense up.
"I don't suppose you'd protect me from Hunter?" Jeff smiled hopefully. He threw the broken wood tho when Punk lunged for him.
"You can't be left alone for a second! Do you hear me Hardy?! Not a damn second! I'm gunna take your ass to Hunter and see what he does to you! You never learn!" Jeff screamed a Punk almost grabbed onto the back of his shirt. They continued to run around the room Punk yelling obscenities at Jeff and Jeff narrowly avoiding being captured. Jadyn simply made herself comfy on the couch and took out her phone to record the two wrestlers going crazy. Things were back to normal once again and Jadyn couldn't have been happier.
Hehe this one was fun2 write. I know u all love Punk so happy early Christmas!
