Ashlynn's POV-

"Dave? If I ever went to jail would you bail me out?" Batista paused briefly from lacing up his boots to look over at me suspicion clear in his gaze.

"I suppose. Why? Are the cops on their way right now?" I laughed and rolled my eyes at him.

"No smartass. It's just as my best friend posting bail is part of your job." Dave finished with his boots and rested his arms on his knees.

"Remember the good ol' days when being your best friend merely consisted of spotting you a 20 when you needed it or taking 3am phone calls because you forgot what city to buy a flight for? Since when did that get upgraded to bail duty?"

"Since the Bella's decided to start shit with me for no reason." I replied easily. I'd always hated the Bella twins since day one and the feelings weren't unrequited. They hated me as much as I hated them. I will admit that sometimes I would start with them but this time that wasn't the case. Nikki was usually the worse of the two. Brie would be a bitch and talk shit but her sister Nikki had no problem throwing a punch or two. Wrong bitch to fuck with meaning me. Nikki didn't realize I didn't have a problem getting violent either. I smirked some at the thought of her actually having the balls to come at me. I must have said something aloud because Dave raised his eyebrow at me in amusement.

"What happened? That evil laugh of yours makes me nervous." He told me.

"Well bitch face saw me as I was coming out of catering. Brie was of course right up Nikki's ass per usual. I got like fucking ambushed and Nikki said how she thought it was hilarious that you got your ass beat by Rey in that steal cage match recently. Then she went on to say that I should watch my back because she wants AJ's title and she knows that I got AJ's back if she needs me. I came so close to busting her face honestly." I bit my lip in anger. Dave sighed and stood up throwing his water bottle onto the couch. I got up and went to stand next to him and as soon as I was close he wrapped his huge arms around me. I hugged him back as I felt myself start to calm down some. Then I felt him press his lips to my ear and he said,

"I got 2 grand in my wallet. Beat her ass down Ash. I got you." I laughed and nodded.

Later on during Miz vs Goatface (Daniel Bryan)- I was backstage with AJ waiting for our mixed tag team match that was right after Mikes. Vince had called me and said that instead of me vs Alicia tonight he thought it would be best for business if me and AJ teamed up with Sheamus to take on The Bella's and Randy. Dave laughed his ass off when I told him. He said that I'm gunna have the girl I want to kill and the guy I want to fuck all in the same place at the same time and I should try to control myself. That of course earned him a well-deserved slap. He knew that I had a thing for Randy so dick move on his part! I would however try to control myself around the Viper but I'm not so sure I will around Nikki. If she says one more snippy comment I'm going to break her face and make her dumbass sister watch. Best for business or not. Facing Vince's wrath didn't scare me.

"You're shaking Ash. Ha she really must've pissed you off." AJ muttered to me smirking. I nodded in reply.

"Get in a hit for me okay?" I smiled and nodded again.

"No worries AJ. You just make sure her sister stays the fuck back."

"Ha I'll keep her back trust me. I'll call it AJ magic." We both laughed at that. A second later Sheamus appeared next to us and I hugged him. My Celtic warrior. My and Sheamus had this joke going where I was his Celtic princess and he was my Celtic warrior.

"I'm here to defend your honor milady's." He said in a very thick Irish accent. AJ giggled.

"That's funny. Really. Now as my warrior I have a request for you." I said and he nodded slightly.

"Yes?"

"Don't kill Randy. He's far too sexy to die and I'm sure that most of the women in the audience right now agree completely with me."

"And me!" AJ threw in. Sheamus pouted some and let me just tell you seeing a 6 foot something large muscular Irish man pout is one of the funniest things in the world.

"That's no fun princess." He whined. I shrugged.

"Oh well. Feel free to knock one of the Bella's off of the apron though. That's always fun!" I said cheerfully. Sheamus laughed and patted me on the back. A minute or so later Mike walked thru the curtain with a giant smile on his face signaling that he had won.

"Hey Mike." AJ said and he saluted at her. After giving us both hugs he walked off down the hall. I had no clue where the Bella's where or Randy for that matter but I didn't have time to ponder it because Sheamus's theme blasted around the arena and we were up. AJ went next and then me. Scream by Adelita's Way blared and I ran out to the top of the ramp. The fans were going crazy and I slapped a few hands on the way down. After sliding into the ring AJ came and stood beside me her title proudly on her shoulder. Together all three of us waited.

"Someone is a pussy bitch!" AJ sang quietly into my ear. C'mon Nikki! I got shit to do later on tonight. As if on cue 'You can look but you can't touch' finally played and the twins appeared. Nikki waved at me and I flipped her off. PG era or not I thought that was an appropriate response.

I hear voices in my head
They council me
They understand
They talk to me
You got your rules and your religion
All designed to keep you safe
But when rules start getting broken
You start questioning your faith
I have a voice that is my savior
Hates to love and loves to hate
I have a voice that has the knowledge
And the power to rule your fate
I hear voices crying
I see heroes dying
I taste blood that's drying
I feel tension rising

I bit my lip as the song went off and I hid the smirk that wanted to come onto my face as Randy made his way down to the ring. I was mesmerized by the way his muscles flexed with every little movement he made, and the way the baby oil glistened on his tan skin across his chest… I pulled myself back some remembering my slight promise to Dave that I would control myself. If that thought had continued my already limited control would've gone out the window.

"Breath girl. Fainting no matter the reason is never cute." AJ said. I rolled my eyes and shoved her towards our corner. Randy's eyes lingered on me for a second before he got up on the ropes and did his pose. Sheamus and Randy would start things off.

Me and AJ watched as Randy aggressively slammed Sheamus into the mat and wasted no time in getting on top throwing punches. They went back and forth for a bit before Randy tagged in Brie. Sheamus tagged AJ and I saw AJ's crazy grin come out to play. Hehe bitches you should watch their back now? AJ showed Brie no mercy as she kept going at her hard. The crowd cheered for AJ as she hit a hurricanrana and Brie flipped into the ropes. However I barely saw it because I noticed that Nikki was all over Randy on the apron. I felt my body tense as she ran a hand down his muscular tatted arm. I lost it though when she leaned up and whispered something into his ear. She didn't even know that I liked Randy which jut proved that she had cunt esp. AJ saw this too and she shoved Brie into her sister but not hard enough to knock her off of the apron. Nope just hard enough for the ref to count it as a tag. Nikki screamed at the ref saying it wasn't a real tag but the ref shook his head at her. AJ slapped my hand and I fuckin sprinted to the other side other side of the ring smashing into Brie sending her flying down to the floor. Nikki screamed even louder when I grabbed her and literally threw her over the top rope and into the ring. I didn't give her a chance to breathe before I was on top of her choking the shit out of her. AJ clapped her hands and even Sheamus cheered for me. I wasn't even aware of what was going on around me. All I could see was Nikki's stupid ass face and all I wanted to do was make her bleed. We rolled some and I felt my fist connect with her nose. It only takes 9 pounds of pressure to break a nose so ii hit her again same spot just to make sure. I heard a snap followed by a crunch and I knew I had been successful. The ref screamed at me to stop but I didn't so he rang the bell calling for a disqualification. Blood was pouring out of this girls face covering the ring with blood splatters. I knew that if I didn't stop soon I would have like 50 refs on me trying to break it up but I still couldn't make myself pull away. Vaguely I heard AJ telling me to let go to get off because she was already beat. Brie tried to yank me away from her sister but I wouldn't move. Then I felt warm arms grab me gently around my middle and for some reason I relaxed my body and let Nikki fall to the floor. Immediately Brie was at her side trying to help her out and stop the blood flow. I realized that I had Nikki's shirt in my hands which meant that at some point I had ripped it off of her. Oops. I wiped the blood off my hands with it and then threw at Brie's face.

The arms were still around my body but I didn't care. Hell I welcomed it. AJ was standing across from me; Sheamus at her side, Brie was on the mat with the still bleeding everywhere Nikki which left only one person. Randy shifted a little bit behind me and I could feel the length of his entire body pressed up against me. Oh dear lord…

"Hey Nikki." I said. Both her and her sister looked up at me.

"Randy's my boyfriend and if you touch him again your nose won't be the only thing on your body that's broken got it bitch?" Surprise washed over me as Randy pressed a few kisses onto my neck and I had to stifle a moan. He was playing along? Huh okay. Without waiting to see her reaction I turned around in Randy's arms and kissed him. The crowd practically exploded as I did this. I had no clue if Randy felt the same way about me as I did him but either way he kissed me back and one of his hands went down to my ass. We broke apart a minute later and I smirked at him. When we got backstage Mr. McMahon himself greeted me. I froze and I felt Randy's strong go around my waist holding me to him. Hmmm interesting.

"Hi." I said giving a small wave. He stared at me a moment longer his face hard. Oh dear.

"You are very lucky that the fans love you Ms. Summers. Not to mention that you're an amazing athlete. Because if it weren't for those two things your ass would be on the unemployment list in a heartbeat." He looked back at Randy before returning his gaze back to me.
"Even though you never stick to the scripts, creative believe that due to the positive response your catfight/kiss got the two of you will be a new onscreen romance angle. It will continue from now on." Vince informed us.
"Thanks sir. Best for business right?" I asked teasing him some which yes is a ballsy move to do on your boss but idaf. Vince narrowed his eyes at me and walked off mumbling something about scotch and killing Hunter for coming up with that gimmick.
A soft chuckle came from behind me and I slowly turned around once again staying in Randy's strong embrace. The Viper was looking down at me amusement clear on his face.
"Your one of a kind ya know that Ash?" His deep voice started to send me off on another fantasy but I stayed focused yea me!
"Damn straight." A second passed before he asked me another question that I wasn't entirely prepared for. Damn his sexiness.
"Boyfriend huh?" I looked down at the floor trying to think of a good answer.
"You went along with it. Apparently it was pretty damn convincing considering the new storyline." I shot back at him making him nod slowly in agreement.
"Yeah I did. But hey when a gorgeous lady says I'm her boyfriend and kisses me like that it's kinda easy to make it seem real." I couldn't help the blush that warmed my cheeks and Randy noticed it because his cocky smirk appeared a second later. I was dying here and I knew that much more of this closeness and the way he was making me feel was gunna completely kill my self control that I had left.
Randy leaned down and took my mouth with his own and just like that I was gone. He started this kiss lets see if he'll be able to finish it. I pulled him closer to me and ran my hand down his sweaty chest til it reached the top of his trunks teasing him some. He kissed me harder and I felt his chest rumble slightly with the groan he let out. His hands began to wander over my body brushing up and down my sides and then they slid down to my ass pushing my hips up into his. Oh good lord…
"Didn't I tell you to control yourself?" At the sound of Dave's voice me and Randy broke away from each other but even as I turned around to face my best friend Randy kept an arm around my waist.
"I tried! It just ya know didn't exactly work very well. And besides I was provoked!"
"By Nikki definitely but…" Batista laughed when I flipped him off. Jackass but I love him.
"Does that mean you two are actually together then if you don't mind me asking?" Dave went on. I didn't say anything but then I heard Randy's voice.
"Yeah she's mine." Dave smirked at my happy expression and I thanked whatever was out there that Randy couldn't see me smiling like a 12 yr old right now.
"Good good." Just then a very loud cop siren was heard and both me a Dave looked at each other a second before bursting out in to laughter. I had to lean back on Randy for support.
"Do I even want to know?" Randy asked cautiously and I only shook my head at him Batista doing the same. Oh Randy had no idea about what he'd gotten himself into this time.

;) there you go! I hope you like it and I made it long enough for you. I love writing about Randy and Batista so now I'm very amused!