Dark Order Adventures: Yullen Style

Disclaimer: I do not own Allen Walker, Yuu Kanda, or Kanda's bedroom in the Dark Order that this happens to take place in. In other words, I do not own anything D. Gray-Man related in any way, shape or form. (Except the DVDs.)

Encounter Three: Misfortune Strikes The Hesitant

Lavi pressed his cheek against the cool stones of his bedroom floor, feeling little beads of sweat trickle down the sides of his face. The more the red-head thought about it, the more he knew he should have gone along with Allen to the showers to rinse off. After several hours of training, it was common sense and logical hygiene care to go take a shower. But Lavi had seen the strange look in Allen's eyes, warning him that the Brit did not like the idea of someone being in the showers at the same time, when Allen had informed Lavi of his decision to head to the public showers.

He had jokingly warned Allen of Kanda, who Lavi knew to take his showers at this time of day...But was that for Wednesdays and Fridays? Or Mondays, Tuesdays and Thursdays? That man's mental schedule for showering was confusing even to the genius bookman mind that Lavi possessed. He wasn't even sure if Panda-jiji would comprehend it.

Lavi rolled over on his floor to stare up at the ceiling and sighed. The thought of Allen in the showers made him twitch involuntarily. For a fifteen year old, the kid knew how to keep in shape! Lavi wasn't sure if even Kanda had looked like that at fifteen.

Of course he wouldn't have. Lavi chuckled half-heartedly at his own mistake.

Kanda and Allen looked nothing alike, so of course they wouldn't look the same at fifteen. Kanda had barely hit puberty at that time...So his features had been even more feminine and soft then. But it wasn't as though Kanda had looked like a chick. He had just looked darkly angelic...and down-right beautiful.

Lavi twitched again. This current train of thought was getting him nowhere. If he was right, Allen should have been reaching the showers just about then.

...Maybe, just maybe, he could catch the little Brit before he got to far into it...

Lavi shot up from his floor and launched out of his room, startling a finder and a scientist who had been walking near the door, and hurried off down the hallway, trying not to look over-eager.

The red-head turned the last corner to the shower room where he knew Allen to have been headed when he heard an audible click come from the direction of the door. Without even wondering for a fraction of a second, Lavi knew that sound to be the turning of a lock in the door. Two pins down, one bolt sliding into place, and then the sound of the door softly bumping against the door jamb before settling into place. The sound of wet feet padding over tiles...A very careful stride, not trying to prevent sound.

Damn it! He was too late. It seemed that Allen had locked the door to retain privacy as he showered. Though...A shower was already on, and Lavi could see steam curling up from under the door. So...someone had already been in the bathrooms when Allen had shown up? Could it be that they had just left, so Allen locked the door after their departure?

That couldn't be, and Lavi knew it. There hadn't been anyone outside the shower room when Lavi had approached.

Lavi shifted his weight in mid-stride, turning his hurried gait into a soft, silent walk to the door. He stopped just beside the door, his sharp hearing tuned in. Indeed, Lavi did not find himself above listening in on very many occasions...If any at all.

"Che. You have no idea how long I've waited to get you alone, Moyashi." the voice of Kanda announced. Lavi jerked back in definite surprise. He blinked rapidly, his brain processing the deep, husky, lust-filled tones, the words spoken and the fact that this was Allen the Japanese man was talking to. Kanda! And Allen!

"Wh-What do you mean?" Lavi heard Allen's rather freaked out voice respond, and Lavi really could not blame him.

Really; what the hell was going on?

"Are you that blind, Moyashi-pon?"

Pon? Pon?! Had Kanda just called Allen his pet? Lavi felt his chest tighten strangely and his heart thudded uncomfortably. He pushed that aside and continued listening. The noises coming from the bathroom were hot, making Lavi breathe a little harder than was perhaps necessary.

"Kanda, what are you doing?"

Geez, Allen's voice sounded so...not like Allen. It was lusty and somewhat strained, and Lavi could imagine the sexy expression that would show on the Moyashi-chan's face. He felt his dick pressing against the zipper of his pants, a dull ache on top of the throbbing pulse that made Lavi want to stick his hot flesh in something else hot and fleshy and fuck it hard until he was satisfied.

He heard Allen repeat his previous question and found himself empathizing. He wanted nothing more than to know what Kanda was doing to the kid. Lavi pressed the palm of his hand against the throbbing in his jeans and felt his hips jerk forward.

Ahh, God, how long had it been since the last time Lavi had had a good fuck anyway? He cupped himself and squeezed gently, pressing and rocking into his own hand.

"...does it look like?" Lavi heard Kanda say, and tuned back into what was going on in the shower room. The shower was still running, so it covered some of what was being said, but Lavi could hear as Allen called out the Japanese man's name in a strained and down-right naughty voice. It was too much, and Lavi felt like his dick was just about to jump out of his jeans to fuck the nearest hole when he heard Kanda say, "Now, Moyashi, don't hide anything from me. Or...I will have to punish you."

He muffled a moan with the other hand and leaned his body against the cold wall, staring at the locked door enviously. If only he had brought his lockpick set...

But that probably would have pissed off Kanda and totally ruined the mood...And then where would they be? At the very least, Lavi was getting some good masturbation material for later (what with his amazing brain's ability to remember everything) and someone else was getting some action for once.

But damn, listening to the noises inside...

"Aaah! Kanda!"

...And Lavi knew that Allen was a virgin, in almost every way. He knew, also, that the kid masturbated rigorously to the vision of Kanda...and sometimes even Lavi himself. (That in itself was an honor, Lavi thought) But that lucky bastard Kanda got to Allen first.

"...first time, Moyashi...easy on you. But next time...I expect you…loud enough for me to hear. Or I will...make...you...beg."

"Ka-anda!"

Lucky bastard indeed. If only Lavi had gone immediately with Allen to take a shower...Could Kanda have possibly saw it in himself to include Lavi in this kind of fun? But no, Lavi had tried it on Kanda before and for some reason, Kanda just never took the bait. Lavi would just about bet that Kanda liked the smaller, younger ones more than he liked the full grown men. Not that Lavi was full grown, exactly. He was just much more physically mature than Allen.

From the sounds coming from inside, the two were pretty much done. The red-head wondered if perhaps they would keep going there in the showers...or... Lavi didn't think so. He knew Kanda well enough to know that the man would likely take Allen back to his own room and finish any fun over there. And Allen would gladly tag along.

Lavi heard Kanda say something, but was too busy fantasizing to hear it. He took a step closer to listen in.

"Well, then. Let's go to my room, and I can show you how the Japanese have fun."

Lavi flinched, partially in jealousy and partially in panic, and decided that it was time for him to become scarce before the two males inside discovered his presence. He strode off down the hallway to the nearest other hallway and slipped around the corner. He didn't want to follow them, didn't want to risk getting caught listening in. While the men's showering area was a more secluded part of the tower, the residence area was much more populated, even late at night.

For now...Lavi had his own "business" to conduct...