Okay, let me know what you think of these next pranks...

Bozer picked up his phone, eyes widening a little as he saw he had fifteen missed calls, complete with the same number of voice messages, all of them from numbers he didn't know. He thought about listening to them right then, but he was so swamped with everything the Phoenix Foundation was training him on, he barely had time to eat and sleep. He would have to check his messages later, maybe when he got home tonight.

MacGyver turned on his laptop, opening his email and a few other tabs. Suddenly his notifications on his laptop started going off like crazy. His forehead creased in confusion as he went to the tab with his email on it, and his eyes widened.

Forty-five new emails now resided in his inbox, all from various dating sites.

Mindy42 wants to chat!

Thanks for signing up with FindYourMatch! We're sure your one true love is here waiting for you!

Alyssa3 has sent you a message!

Your profile has received forty-nine views in the past two hours!

You've matched with thirteen girls in your area!

SamanthaBunny wants to chat!

MacGyver's jaw dropped slightly as he opened one of the emails. His eyes skimmed over it briefly before he went back to his inbox. He quickly counted and realized that someone had made three different online dating profiles for him. He suddenly realized what was going on, and his face took on a deadpanned expression.

"Funny guys, real funny," he muttered to himself as he went through and deleted all the emails. His phone buzzed, and he looked at the notification in bewilderment.

Congratulations! You've just made your first match!

Mac slid open his phone and tapped on the notification, watching as it brought up an app he didn't remember downloading. He plopped his chin in his hand as he scrolled through the dating app, chuckling to himself as he read the profile his friends had come up with for him.

MacGyver's the name, and if you're a young, single woman in need of a boyfriend, look no further! Here's my number, ladies! Ring me up!

"Well that would explain all the calls from random numbers that I've been getting the past few days," MacGyver thought to himself as he saw his phone number on the bio line. Mac shook his head, hitting the settings button and choosing "delete account."

"Are you sure you want to delete your account? All your information will be lost and you'll need to start over again if you want to find the love of your life!"

MacGyver didn't even think twice about hitting the "delete" button. Once his account was deleted, he went and deleted the actual app. He then called Jack.

"Hey buddy, what's goin' on?" came his friend's upbeat voice on the other end of the phone call.

"You think you're so funny, Jack," Mac drawled.

"Why yes I do, thank you for noticing. To what are you referring, might I ask?"

"Jack, we called a truce! I thought we weren't pranking each other for now," Mac said in a slightly complain-y voice.

"Uh, I don't know who told you I did something, but I promise you bud, it wasn't me. I know that if I went back on that deal, you would find some way to get even with me, which would probably end up with me having more glitter in my car, or something worse, if there is such a thing," Jack defended. "What happened?"

"Someone made different dating website profiles for me, and even downloaded an app to my phone," Mac explained. "They even put my phone number on the profiles, so I've been getting calls from all over the place for the last few days," he explained. "Yeah yeah, laugh it up," he grumped as Jack began chuckling on the other end.

"A dating profile, huh?" he asked. "Sounds like Riley got both of us then!"

"Not just one dating profile," Mac reminded him. "Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go speak with our hacker." He hung up the phone on his laughing friend and immediately called Riley.

"Hey Mac," she answered.

"Hilarious," he answered as his greeting.

"You're gonna have to be more specific," the girl requested.

"The dating profiles?" Mac said.

"Oh yeah, those! …..Nope, sorry, don't know what you're talking about," Riley replied. She sounded rather convincing over the phone, but Mac wasn't going to be fooled.

"Come on, Riley, I know it was you," he insisted.

"I'm assuming this has to do with someone setting up a dating profile, or multiple profiles it would seem. Honestly, I wish I had thought of it, but sorry Mac. It wasn't me," she said. Mac hung up on the hacker, still not sure whether or not he believed her, but he figured he would try his roommate before going back to Riley.

"Hey Mac!" Bozer greeted. "Hey, I'm here with Riley and I hear that you set up some dating profiles! Good job man! I'm proud of you for trying to meet other girls," Bozer congratulated.

"Boze, don't try and use Riley for an alibi. Where are you?"

"Honestly Mac, I'm here with Riley. We just got done with another meeting with her Parole Officer," Bozer insisted. "Say hi, Ri!"

"Hey again, Mac," MacGyver heard Riley call out. His mouth slanted in a line.

"Well you could have made the profiles a few days ago," he pointed out.

"I could have, but do you know how much free time I've had to myself the past few days? None. Zero. Zilch," Bozer reminded his friend. Mac thought about it and realized Bozer was right. His friend really had been swamped the past few days, and it would have been tough to try and find a time to create that many dating profiles in the little free time that he did have that he wasn't sleeping or cooking something.

"Well if it wasn't either of you, who could…." MacGyver trailed off as he realized there was only one other person he hadn't accused of making the profiles yet. "Thornton."

Walking purposefully into the Phoenix Foundation, MacGyver made his way to his boss's office, where he found her sitting at her desk, typing something up on her computer. She looked up when she heard footsteps, and she stared at MacGyver as he appeared in her doorway.

"Mac," she greeted. "Our briefing isn't for another twenty minutes," she reminded him. Mac smirked a little, looking down for a brief moment before readjusting his gaze so that he was looking at his boss again.

"You got me," he admitted. She stared at him, not letting a single emotion or expression show on her face.

"Of course I've got you," she said slowly. "I've had you for several years now. Are you just now realizing that you work for me?" she asked. "Maybe I've put too much stock into how smart you are," she added, giving him a sideways glance.

MacGyver chuckled, gave his boss a knowing look, then turned and walked out of her office. Thornton watched him walk away, briefly letting a smile pass over her lips. She knew exactly what her agent was talking about, and she knew that he knew that she knew what he was talking about. She turned back to her computer and moved the mouse over to the "Create Profile" button.

Bozer got home completely wiped out. He dropped his bag on the couch and slumped his way into the kitchen to grab something to eat, as well as grabbing a can of soda. "Hey Mac," he called out to his roomie, who was sitting next to their firepit with his laptop open, his hand in his chin again.

"Hey Boze," Mac replied, looking up to see his friend, giving a little wave before he turned his attention back to the computer.

"Whatchoo doin'?" Bozer asked as he came to sit by his friend.

"Trying to track down all the dating profiles Thornton made for me," Mac replied. "They keep popping up everywhere!"

"You gotta hand it to her," Bozer said as he took a sip of his drink. "The prank fits that woman. It's not outright diabolical like what you did with the glitter in Jack's car-"

"Or what he did to our bathroom!" Mac interrupted. Bozer waved him off.

"Yeah yeah, that too," he agreed. "It's not that diabolical, and it could be passed off as her trying to be a caring, considerate boss. You know, get you over your whole 'Nikki' thing. It could be that, but to those of us who know her, it's definitely seen as a prank," Bozer finished. MacGyver laughed, shaking his head as he continued to go to the different dating profiles that had been made, deleting any account he could find.

A buzz interrupted their conversation and Bozer pulled out his phone.

"What's that?" MacGyver asked as he peered over his friend's shoulder.

"I dunno man," Bozer replied, his eyes widening slightly as he saw he now had twenty-two missed calls, with that many voice messages to listen to. "I don't know what's going on with my phone, but it's been exploding today!"

"Maybe Thornton set you up with some dating profiles too," Mac said with a wink.

"Maybe…" Bozer opened his phone and began listening to the first message. His forehead crinkled as the recording began playing.

"Boze, what is going on?" Mac asked with a laugh when he saw his friend's expression. Instead of replying, Bozer turned the phone on speaker, and MacGyver couldn't help the snort that escaped his mouth when he heard the somewhat-impressive Chewbacca impersonation. Bozer clicked on the next message, and a Yoda imitation came on. The next few were other Chewbacca voices. All in all, there were Chewbacca impersonations, Yoda, Kermit the Frog, and someone had even tried to impersonate Elvis.

"What the?" Bozer asked in confusion as he looked at his phone as if it had suddenly sprouted a head. Mac watched, and he could practically see his friend's brain working, but the next words out of his friend's mouth were not what he was expecting. "These people could do really well in my movie! I'd have to find a place for them to do their thing, but I could definitely make it work!"

MacGyver's face took on an expression of slight disappointment and shock. "Wait, wha-?"

Bozer got up and began walking back into the kitchen, his whole body just sort of...vibrating with energy.

"Thank you Mac!" Bozer said, turning back and pointing at his roommate gleefully. "You've just made my movie ten times better!"

"What?"

Bozer gave his friend a 'duh' look. "I know this was you, man," he said, holding his hands out to his side. "You meant it to be a prank, but I think I can really make this work!"

MacGyver opened his mouth to respond, but Bozer continued right along. "Let's face it, Mac. You've never been that great at coming up with movie plotlines, but in the great words of Sherlock, 'Some people who aren't geniuses have the amazing ability to stimulate it in others!'"

With a "Whoop!" of laughter, Bozer went into his room and shut the door. MacGyver could hear him talking to himself, planning out different ways to make the voicemail imitations work.

"Alright I admit it. I need to step up my pranking game a bit. First Thornton, now Bozer...I gotta come up with something they can't just walk away from!"

So I know Thornton doing that may be a little OOC, but I thought it would be funny to have her do it, especially since she's the last person you would think of to pull that kinda prank...If you didn't like it, I apologize XD

As for the impersonation contest and how Bozer took it, I figured if he could somehow fit a...dragon/sea serpent/monster thingy that eats the general into his movie, he could find a place for an impersonation...

*covers face with hands* Lol I know this probably wasn't my best chapter, so sorry! XD