Lol you guys are gonna be so sick of my stories, I'm sorry XD I just figured I hadn't updated this one in a while, and it actually kinda ties into another one of my stories that I'm writing... :}
It's kinda rough, and not super sure if it's funny or not, but I figured "why not?"
Enjoy!
Riley walked into her bathroom, her semi-dry hair falling down her back. Her hair was still slightly damp, so it left small wet streaks on her turquoise shirt as she put on some makeup. Once she had applied a bit of eye makeup, she bent over and grabbed her blow dryer out of the cabinet under the sink. She plugged the appliance into the outlet and pulled out her brush, running the brush through her hair a few times to get rid of some of the knots and tangles. Once that was done, she hit the "on" switch.
The blow dryer turned on, and suddenly Riley's bathroom was engulfed in a cloud of white smoke and she began coughing. The hacker immediately turned off her hair dryer, but when she looked in the mirror, she saw the damage was already done. The section of hair that she had aimed the blow dryer at had a massive white spot now, and no matter how hard she brushed her hair, the white stuff just wasn't coming out.
She saw that she had a little bit of the stuff on her fingers, which she rubbed together, feeling the dry, powdery substance. She sniffed her fingers slightly, and she realized that what had been dumped into her hair dryer was baby powder. She glanced at the time on her phone and realized that she didn't have time to wash her hair again before she had to take off for work. She tried brushing the baby powder out of her hair once again, but just ended up spreading the stuff. Her face took on a deadpanned expression as she stared at herself in the mirror.
She finally grabbed a hair tie and threw her hair into a ponytail, hoping to cover up at least some of the white powder. It didn't work 100%, but she knew she wasn't gonna get any better.
As she walked out of her bathroom, she grabbed her phone and called MacGyver's roommate. "Bozer?" she said when he picked up. "I need your help."
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Bozer cackled to himself as he scooped the cookies off the cookie sheet and slid them onto the cooling rack. He let them sit there for a few minutes while he wandered over to his cupboard, pulling out a plate. He also grabbed a sheet of paper from the printer and a sharpie, scribbling the words "DON'T EAT: HOT!" on the paper. He picked up the cookies off the cooling rack and placed them on the plate in a nice little circular pattern. He put the plate of cookies on the counter and hid the glass bottle with the red substance back in the cabinet.
"That's whatchu get for messin' with my girl," he muttered delightedly to himself as he observed the scene. He knew Mac and Jack would be back soon, and if he knew them at all, one of them would take a cookie despite the warning given on the paper. He just couldn't wait until he found out which one did. He looked around the room once again before exiting, rubbing his hands together and pulling out his phone to let Riley know the deed was done.
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MacGyver and Jack walked into Mac's house, laughing and joking with each other about something they had heard on the radio. Jack nudged his partner when he saw the cookies on the corner of the counter, nodding towards them with a gleam in his eye.
"Can you not read?" MacGyver asked, pointing at the piece of paper with the warning that the cookies were hot. "Besides, I don't know what Bozer was planning on doing with these," he added.
"Are you scared of Bozer?" Jack asked somewhat incredulously.
"What? No!" MacGyver insisted. "I'm just a good roommate who does what his roommate asks. Most of the time, anyway," he added with a smirk.
"Sounds to me like you're too scared to eat a cookie for fear of the wrath of Bozer," Jack prodded. "I'll do it after you," Jack offered.
"Did you just dare me?" MacGyver asked Jack with a shocked look on his face.
"I believe I did," Mac's partner confirmed with a grin. "Unless you're too scared?"
MacGyver glared at Jack as he snatched up a cookie. "We'll face Bozer's wrath together," he said, taking a violent bite out of the cookie. Jack could tell the kid immediately regretted the decision as he spat out the cookie in the trash can and ran to the fridge, grabbing his carton of milk and chugging the liquid for a good thirty seconds before finally stopping to catch his breath.
"What was THAT all about?" Jack asked, trying to hold back his laughter. Mac glared at him.
"I think you should eat one like you said you would," Mac said instead of answering his friend's question.
"Y'know, I think I'm good," Jack said, holding up his hands and backing away slightly. "What's in them anyway?"
"I dunno man," Mac said after taking another drink of milk. "Kinda tasted like cayenne pepper," he admitted. Jack couldn't hold back his laughter anymore, and MacGyver glared at his partner as he continued drinking milk, trying to get the nasty taste of cayenne chocolate chip cookie out of his mouth.
He finally placed the milk back in the fridge, wiping his mouth to get the extra milk off from around his mouth. He was going to argue with Jack, maybe make him eat a cookie just to get back at him for making Mac go first, but the doorbell rang. Mac shot Jack a stink-eye, pointing a finger at him.
"This isn't over," he warned his older partner, who was still trying to control his laughter.
"I'm NOT eating one of those cookies!" Jack insisted.
"You will, even if it means I sit on you and shove it in your face!" Mac shot back with a laugh. Jack chuckled at the image of MacGyver trying to sit on him and force him to do anything. He shook his head as he watched MacGyver walk over to answer the front door.
Okay, so like I said. This last part with MacGyver and Jack is actually the beginning of another one of my stories that I'm working on, called "Long Time No See." I dunno when it'll be up, but I thought it may be fun to tie the prank wars into an actual story at some point, thus this chapter was born ;)
Sorry again if it's not as funny as I thought it was XD