by Kestral
"The curse can be removed?" asked Ranma, abruptly free of the locks and stocks and shackles and chains.
"How did you..." asked a startled Officer Jenny.
"So where's one of these 'megami' thingies?" asked Ranma.
"Megami is a pokegirl and a fairly powerful and rare one," said the Sorceress Selena. "It's going to require more magical 'oomph' then I've got."
"So Ash will be accompanying you," said the Nurse Joy. "You don't object to having a slightly more experienced Tamer playing chaperone?"
"Why would I object?" asked Ranma. "This world even FEELS weird."
"How so?" asked the Sorceress, curious.
"It's lots of little things," said Ranma. "Everything's just a little bit 'off' sorta kinda."
"I've got purple hair and a tan," complained Nabiki. "And I ITCH."
"Well, if it's too much for you, I COULD try giving you a transfusion from a compatible pokegirl, which would cause the Buzzbreast DNA to vector," said the Nurse Joy thoughtfully. "I think we could have you end up as a Kitten, Eva, or maybe a Bunny Girl."
"If you could do that, maybe she could be an Officer Jenny," put in the Jenny.
Nabiki decided to be quiet and sulk.
"Ash Sexum has," began Nurse Joy as she checked her notes, "a Peekabu, Tigress, CharAmanda, Boobisaur, Shadowcat, and Squirtitty. You, Mister Saotome, have the two unknown types currently developing and will be adding an Eva to your group soon."
"Unknown?" asked Ranma, wondering if that was another of these weird poke-gals.
"We checked and we think we know what will emerge from the balls at the end, apparently they were trying for some of the rarer types." Nurse Joy nodded to a short-haired blonde woman whose forehead had a design similar to a circuit board.
"Oh?" asked Katie, the Espea.
"Right," said the blonde. "I'm Sam, a Nerdette with the League. I've had a chance to look the altered Love Balls and it looks like they are set with the viral genetic pattern of:"
by Fitzgerald
"Angel and Samurai," Sam answered blandly. "A rather idiotic choice for a preset Love Ball."
Ranma blinked at that, why in the world would a skilled swordswoman and a celestial messenger be a bad choice? Of course he'd win easily a fight against a samurai; well maybe not easily against the Grandmaster of one of the old Ryu's, but he'd win in the end.
Katie, the short and rather cute looking squirrel girl in Ranma's opinion, answered his unspoken question.
"Angel's hate cruel and abusive tamers, they'll rebel until either they or the tamer in question is dead even if sent through Level 5 taming cycles," Katie said with a sad look on her face. "Anyone willing to Love Ball a human fits into that category. As for Samurai, well they need to have a deep bond with their masters to even evolve from Ronin. Love Balling one into existence just won't cut it."
"Oh," Ranma exclaimed, that made a bit of sense after all. What Celestial being would want to stick around scum, and no Samurai would respect a honorless pig. That made a bit of sense.
"However that's not what we can expect the two to emerge as," Sam continued on. "Currently the Angel preset has over a ninety-nine percent chance to emerge as a Demon-Goddess."
Selena whistled at that, interrupting Sam. "Damn a Demon-Goddess is impressive. Not to mention extremely rare too."
"As in expensive rare or unique but worthless rare?" Nabiki asked without letting an expression form on her face.
"Expensive rare," Amanda the Officer Jenny stated dryly. "They're powerhouses on the level of Megami's or Demoness's with a wider moral range. A tamer whose perceived as weak but has a Demon Goddess will be targeted by other tamers to acquire her."
"Shit," Nabiki swore obviously irritated by this news. One of her sisters now had a big fat target painted on, and Ranma might still try and play nice.
After waiting for any other reactions Sam continued on with her explanation. "On the other hand the Samurai preset was switching back and forth between Slicer and a Witch. At least that was until she started reading as a G-Spliced of both types."
"Ah G-Spliced?" Ranma asked in a confused tone.
"G-Spliced's are created by combining the DNA of two Pokegirls to create a new one with the abilities, strengths and weaknesses of both," a young Nurse Joy with her pink hair tied back in a long ponytail spoke up, giving Ranma a warm smile. "Or at least that's the most common variation."
"Quite," Sam stated dryly as she eyed the young Nurse Joy. "Going on that particular formerly human now G-Spliced Pokegirl."
"Wait," Ranma asked with a frown. "A human is now a Pokegirl?"
"The bastards captured Akane and Kasumi in those balls Ranma," Nabiki spoke harshly. "The only shame is that the third prick isn't dead yet."
"Akane and Kasumi are in those things," Ranma gestured frantically at the resting Love Balls. "Being turned into Pokemon right now?"
"Pokegirls Ranma, not Pokemon," Nabiki corrected him. "I only lucked out because the idiots screwed up the ball they used on me I think."
Ranma winced at this, as he considered what would have happened to him if he had been in his cursed form.
"As I was saying," Sam growled out annoyed at the constant interruptions. "The G-Splice combination is reading as particularly stable and should be able to follow both Slicer's and Witch's evolution paths with little difficulty. Although going Elementalist would be easier than Sorceress."
"So in other words a cheap knockoff of the Magic Knights," Selena pointed out snarkily. "A swordswoman magic girl."
"Oh," Ranma said as a look of enlightenment appeared on his face. A sword wielding magic girl wasn't that bad of a fate. "But what's a Demon Goddess look like?"
"I'll bring up the Pokedex entry," Sam replied before the Nerdette quickly activated a computer workstation to bring up the file in question.
"That's Ifurita from El Hazard," Nabiki exclaimed. "Jeez what's next the Sailor Senshi or Oh!My Goddess?"
"Magnificent World Ifurita or the Alternative series?" Ranma asked as he tried to examine the computer screen without bumping into Nabiki.
"Hmm Magnificent World I'd say, but the next photo is more Alternative," Nabiki concluded after cycling to the next image in the entry for Demon-Goddess.
"Demon-Goddess's do vary wildly in appearance," Sam replied. "It's that fact that she turned into one after being Love Balled thats so unusual."
"Oh I believe I can explain that," a new voice spoke up in a lilting British accent. "My Master sent me here to help."
The group turned and stared at the wide eyed blond young woman, who was rather tall, slim and dressed in a uniquely patterned summer dress, and had a necklace of bottle-caps around her neck.
Beside the blond was an Alaka-wham with a mane of long rather busy golden brown hair that complimented her rusty red skin tone. Dressed in a rather short tartan skirt and a dress shirt that struggled to contain her very large breasts, the Pokegirl had an irritated look upon her face.
"Luna Master Porker sent us here to investigate not help," the Alaka-wham stated clearly annoyed. "Get things straight."
"Really Hermione, you know Harry would insist on helping," Luna said with a cheerful smile on her face. "Now I heard someone needs the aid of a Megami first."
Amanda just sighed.
Selena on the other hand was obviously impressed as she asked, "As in Harry Porker. Blue League Champion. The Basilisk Slayer. Youngest Grand Wizard alive. As in that Harry Porker?"
"Don't forget able to tame nine hours nonstop," Luna added happily. "Magic's wonderful that way."
"Even nine hours won't get me tamed Luna. Not if Lily gets her way," Hermione complained. "Ever since she's possessed that Dark Lady's body she's been worse than a nymph. Bloody Groaning mother of my tamer, taking my taming time."
"There, there Hermione. I'll work fast then we get back to Harry and the others in Las Vegas," Luna soothed her aggrieved harem mate. "It's just a phase that will last until Lily gets the possessed body pregnant with her grandchildren."
Ranma and Nabiki didn't bother trying to make sense of the conversation.
Ranma mostly because he was trying to fend off the advances of the rather amorous young Nurse Joy.
Nabiki on the other hand had visions of Nodoka dancing in her head. It seemed she wasn't the only crazy mother out there.
An hour later a rather traumatized Ranma had finally finished viewing "It's a Pokegirl World! A guide for Dimensional Travelers."
Face pale, sweating buckets, and trembling in terror the young Nurse Joy lead him by one hand back into the meeting room.
"There, there," the Nurse Joy crooned sympathetically. "It's alright. Just have plenty of taming sessions with your new Pokegirls and things will be alright."
"So what's got the invincible Ranma Saotome quaking in his boots like a two year old," Nabiki quipped. It was rather nice to have one familiar thing to fall back, Nabiki reflected, even if it was baiting Ranma.
"Happosai's dream come true. Akane's going to kill me. Happosai's paradise. Akane's going to kill me," Ranma stammered out, terror evident on his features.
Nabiki mentally acknowledged the point. Her little sister was either going to be a magic using swordswoman or a clone of Ifurita from El-Hazard who'd require sex to not be, what they'd call it, ah not Feral. That wasn't going to be a pretty conversation in the least.
"Moving on from the point that this world is practically Happosai's dream world come true less the rivers of sake," Nabiki hustled her usual victim. "It's your bloody fault my hair's now purple! You're going to pay for this Saotome."
"What did I do huh?" Ranma complained shocked back to normalcy at least momentarily.
"A delayed activation curse," Luna supplied cheerfully. "When she pleaded for your help it turned her hair another color and made her extremely, extremely horny. Some nice old fashioned Chinese curse work if I do say so myself."
"Well crap," Ranma said, it seemed the Amazons weren't above using magical means to punish Nabiki either. "I don't know what you want done about the hair. But take it out of that Gary pricks hide first."
"I helped with the horny part though," Luna added cheerfully. "That part of the curse will last another thirty days at least. I can't wait to cast it myself. Oh and I took care of the pesky Buzzbreast issue also."
Selena nodded in agreement with Luna. That curse was all a sneaky little devil designed to drive a girl wild without constant sex, she was going to get Amanda the Officer Jenny good for denying her precious cigarettes.
"Ta ta for now," Luna called out cheerfully. "We're going to back Vegas for plenty of taming, gambling, and taming."
"Finally," Hermione sighed in relief before vanishing along with Luna with a bang.
"But what about curing my curse?" Ranma asked sadly.
"You'll just have to find another Megami," Selena said casually. It really didn't matter all that much. The two humans were healthy, and soon to be out of her hair.
"Well thanks a lot," Ranma grumbled before frowning and asking in a concerned voice. "What happened to the other girl I fell onto?"
"Dead in the Buzzbreast swarm," Selena stated, a bland look upon her face. "A stinger pierced the elf's heart leading to cardiac failure. All in all a relatively quick death."
Katie nodded at that. It could have been worse after all.
Ranma winced at that.
He had killed dozens of the Buzz Breasts while trapped in the Neko-ken. Not to mention maimed and caused severe injuries to that Thompson kid.
Yet here they were just shrugging it off like it was commonplace and casual. That death was a fact of live, and nothing to get really excited about.
It was too. It was mind boggling to think of the sheer damage Sabuke's War and that Red Plague had caused. Just the sheer mangling of North America alone was astonishing.
Then there was the recording of the Prussian widow attack. A monstrous spider that killed and killed and killed leaving a blood soaked bath behind it as Pokegirls and their tamers swarmed it trying to bring it down.
Ranma really didn't want to live this world.
"How in the hells are we going to get home," Nabiki asked out loud. "That Luna girl."
Nabiki blushed momentarily as she recalled the quick and dirty make out session they had held in the examination room. It had dulled the need, but already Nabiki could feel her body start to itch. An itch that could only be scratched through some version of sex, hand jobs and on up.
"Mentioned something about chaos magic, a power surge and random probabilities," Nabiki said with a frown. "Too much chaos magic for her to even accomplish even a message home."
"Now that I can provide a suggestion for," Selena the Sorceress spoke up before pausing to light up a cigarette and taking a long drag. "Damn I needed that. Took Amanda long enough to get out of here."
"Right," Selena muttered ignoring the stares of the Nurse Joys. "Dimensional magic is high level stuff. Way out of my range personally. You're going to need the help of some seriously powerful magic users. Which needless to say doesn't come cheap."
Nabiki and Ranma nodded at that.
"Not just credits either. They're going to want a lot of favors, errands and other things done as well," Selena pointed out. "That's of course after you find somebody even willing to consider to help that has the skills and mojo to pull it off."
"Becoming Tamers is really the best route to pulling this off," Katie added in a soft encouraging tone. "I doubt you'd be able to raise the funds any other way. Well other than perhaps offering to bare children for the rich and powerful. Pureline humans are extremely rare these days."
The two dimensional travelers blanched at that. Neither of them wanted to become broodmares popping out babies purely for profit.
"That last option would be a no," Nabiki stated in a hard tone. "As in no chance in hell."
Selena just shrugged at that. If a powerful male magic user alongside his harem agreed to help these two out she wouldn't be shocked if he demanded a kid out of it.
"Whatever the theoretical price may be," Selena continued on. "You have to survive to accomplish it."
"Ranma will be starting off with the two girls who were loved balled and an Eva," Katie paused and decided to add on an additional fact. "My younger sister Erin actually. You'll treat her right won't you Ranma."
Ranma nodded vigorously at that, forgetting for a moment just what being a Tamer involved.
"Thank you," the Espea said happily. "As for you Ms Nabiki we placed a few calls around the League and scrounged up an Igglyrunt, Mephitits and luckily a Moogirl."
"Err thanks," Nabiki said trying to picture what each Pokegirl was. Maybe a Moogirl was some type of cow based Pokegirl. Although she was pretty sure that an Igglyrunt would match up to an Igglypuff from Pokemon.
Gods above help her, she was stuck in a hentai post-apocalyptic version of Pokemon.
Selena with a smirk on her face quipped, "Of course stopping the Igglyrunt and Moogirl from singing and dancing all the time might be a problem, then again a good taming would get them to stop. For a time."
"Selena you aren't helping," Katie gently chided her fellow PokeCenter worker. "But anyway you'll definitely want to spend some time in Indigo here gaining experience and raising funds before trying to get to Vale in the Crimson League. It's the highest center of magic in the world."
"Good to know," Nabiki replied. "So what happens now?"
"Once the Love Balls finish and release your sisters we can help them adjust," Katie soothed Nabiki before smiling happily. "Then shopping. All of you will need proper clothing and equipment."
"Gary, Gary, Gary." Professor Stroak said sadly. The Professor leaned backwards in simple wooden chair inside the interview room contemplating the young man across the table from him.
Clad in a simple and shockingly orange jumpsuit, and restrained with cuffs and shackles Gary Stroak was far from the arrogant young man he had been yesterday.
After all yesterday Gary still had his eyebrows, wasn't missing all but his index finger and thumb on his left hand, and didn't have a long scar crossing his face. Not to mention both kidneys instead of one now.
The young dimensional traveler had really done a job on Gary, followed up by the swarm of Buzz Breasts. Gary had survived though thanks to some quick action by Ash Sexum. The question remained if this was a good luck or not.
"You've got to get me out!" Gary demanded loudly, but his eyes screamed with unsuppressed fear and panic. "I'm supposed to be the next Grand Harem Master not some fuck toy of a man named Bubba."
"Really and why should I?" Professor Stroak asked calmly. "Not only were you an accessory to the Love Balling of two fertile pureline human females, you were moments away from raping another. The Indigo League laws are very clear on this sort of issues."
"But, but," Gary stammered out in a panicked tone. "You're my Grandfather you've got to help. I mean you're famous world over, the League will do what you tell them."
"I am your grandfather," Professor Stroak acknowledged before turning serious. "I failed you Gary. I should have taken you in after my son died instead of letting you live with your mother's relatives. Perhaps I would have knocked the attitude and arrogance out of you."
"No perhaps a long sentence in prison will do you good," Stroak grimaced. "Instead of the waste of resources you turned out to be. I can at least talk the League into some sort of medium security prison instead of executing you as an example."
Gary slumped in defeat, visions of prison life filling his vision before he began to plead. "I'll do anything. Anything at all to avoid that. I want to life."
Professor Stroak sighed once more at that. "Anything Gary?"
"Anything," the young man agreed in a panicked tone.
"Very well," Professor Stroak agreed. "You won't be executed or go to prison. This is goodbye Gary. Don't contact me again."
Getting up and closing the door behind him Professor Stroak grimaced as he considered the fate of his grandson. What an utter waste of potential Gary had turned into, but at least humanity would still get some sort of service out of him still.
Turning the corner into the guard room, Stroak was greeted by the sight of Gendo Giovanni waiting with a pair of identical Purrsians resting on their haunches on either side of the local Gym Leader.
"Gary decided not to go to prison," Professor Stroak stated.
"Very well my men will deal with him," Gendo stated. "I know of several strong willed tamer who shall ensure disobedience isn't tolerated."
Stroak swallowed at that before nodding and left through the open door. Justice was swift and harsh in this world. It had to be for humanity to survive and thrive.
"Oh my," Kasumi said mildly. "That was a rather interesting experience."
Ranma and Nabiki took in the physical changes the eldest Tendo was displaying after emerging from the Love Ball. Not only had her height increased, shooting her up to nearly six feet in height her breast had grown to remain in proportion with her previous body shape.
"Not to mention I'm rather pinched right now," Kasumi frowned. "Ranma would you mind leaving for a moment."
Glancing at the rather tall and vicious looking nagitana that had appeared along with her, Ranma nodded enthusiastically. "I'll be going now Kasumi, Nabiki can fill ya in on the details alright."
"Ranma," Nabiki spat out. "You coward!"
Ranma didn't bother to reply because the other pokeball pinged and released a very irate and seemingly unchanged Akane. An Akane who held a mallet quiet literally crackling with power.
The door still vibrated in the wake of Ranma's quick exit.
"Nabiki these aren't new fiancee's are they?" Kasumi asked slightly concerned. Although the rather good looking blond having a smoke did look a little old. Not to mention just where Mister Saotome had managed to find the cute looking two tailed squirrel lady. China perhaps.
Akane on the other hand was cursing constantly. "Perverts. I won't give in. Perverts. I won't give in."
Selena sighed. It seemed the former human girl wasn't going to make this easy. In the end she might just need a full Level 5 cycle, it was the merciful thing to do.
Ranma Saotome's Harem:
Kasumi Tendo, a Demon-Goddess
Type: Very Near Human Element: Steel/Magic Frequency: Very Rare Diet: 1/2 Human Diet plus varying amounts of sex Role: Special Strike Units Libido: Low (Changes to Average or High after Battle Stress) Strong: Vs. Ice, Rock, Poison, Bug, Psychic, Plant, Dragon, Normal, Flying Weak: Vs. Fighting, Fire, Ghost Attacks: Iron Punch, Ice Beam, CrossShield, Metal Sound, Quickturn, Teleport, Absorb, Imitate, Aura Barrier, Power Bolt; All other attacks vary Enhancements: Wingless flight, photographic memory, Enhanced Strength (x3), Enhanced Senses (x5), Enhanced Endurance (x3), Enhanced Agility (x5) Evolves: None
Akane Tendo, a G-Spliced Slicer/Witch
Type: Very Near Human Element: Normal/Fighting/Magic Frequency: Unique {Slicer: Uncommon, Witch: Uncommon} Diet: Human Diet Role: Frontline fighters, Amateur magic-users; aka a knock-off of Magic Knight RayEarth Libido: Average, turns High when excited Strong: Vs. Ghost, Fighting, Normal, Magic Weak: Vs. Psychic x2, Magic, Water, Fire, Ghost Attacks: Slash, Swordwave, Deflect, Counter, Spellwork, Witch's Curse, Barrier, Aura Barrier, Mystic Bolt, Mana Bolt, Power Bolt, Reflect Enhancements: Proficiency with any bladed weapon or anything longer than one foot. Magical Affinity Evolves: Gladiatrix, Valkyrie, Ronin, or Piratit / Sorceress, Enchantress, Elementalist, Tick-Tock
Erin, the Eva
Type: Anthropomorphic - Squirrel Element: Normal Frequency: Uncommon Diet: berries, nuts, common Pokechow Role: pets, guard animals, distractions, and domestics Libido: Average Strong: Vs. Ghost Weak: Vs. Fighting Attacks: Quick, Aura of Cute, Tackle, Leap, Sand Attack, Dodge, Quick Attack, Growl, Leer Enhancements: fur, capability of evolving to an elemental form, Enhance Speed (x5) Evolves: Flarea, Vaporita, Joltina, Solaria, Chippyna, Marmotte, Espea, Umbrea, Evangelion, Omegan, Gel Belle, Glace
Nabiki Tendo's Harem
Unknown, Igglyrunt
Type: Near Human Element: Normal Frequency: Common Diet: fruits and liquids Role: singing, cheering Libido: Average Strong: Vs. Ghost Weak: Vs. Fighting Attacks: Sing, Slap, Screech Enhancements: Enhanced Lung Capacity, Minor Flexibility, Minor Stretch ability, Light Feral Evolves: Jigglyslut
Unknown, Mephitits
Type: Anthropomorphic - Skunk Element: Normal/Poison Frequency: Common Diet: berries, plants, nuts Role: crowd control, chemical industry, in aiding breeders, perfume industry Libido: Average, seasonal peaks Strong: Vs. Bug, Fighting, Plant, Poison Weak: Vs. Ground, Psychic Attacks: Scratch, Tackle, Quick Attack, Headbutt, Spice, Musk Enhancements: Enhanced Olfactory Sense (x4), Enhanced Strength (x3). Musk Glands, Poison Resistance, immune to own musk Disadvantages: Slow Movement, Diurnal, Poor Eyesight Hibernates (in colder climes), limited use of glands Evolves: Skunkette
Unknown, Moogirl
Type: Near Human Element: Normal Frequency: Uncommon Diet: Human Diet Role: dancer, entertainment Libido: Average (High with music and or a Tamer they like) Strong: Vs. Ghost Weak: Vs. Fighting Attacks: Growl, Scratch, Bite, Cheer, Dodge, Agility, Dance, Black Blade Enhancements: Enhanced Endurance (x3) Evolves: None
Gendo waited in a somewhat aggressive parade rest, two of his Purrsians fuck toys rubbing up against either leg, not that the Gym Leader paid them any attention.
They were simply animals and tools, nothing more, after all.
This incident had been most intriguing and useful for SEELE's goals.
Valuable data had been collected, extremely valuable data. His scientists and mages would no doubt have years if not decades worth of work from what had been gathered thus far. Both on the Pokegirl transformation process and untainted human DNA.
Not to mention the egg and sperm samples collected when the two remaining dimensional travellers were being processed.
"What!" Gary's screech could be heard through the somewhat inadequate soundproofing of the interrogation room. "Not that!"
Gendo ignored the Stroak's boys cry's and pleas. Really being caught helping pure human females get Love Balled, then planning on raping another.
As it was Stroak had to call in several major favors just to ensure Gary wasn't publicly executed. Favors the researcher would have a hard time replacing and giving SEELE yet another bit of political leverage in the Indigo League. Oh yes this was a good day for Gendo Giovanni.
A rather heavy set man in a slightly ill-fitting suit stepped out of the interrogation room. Although the suit was obviously of good quality the sheer mass of the man wearing it was a distraction, after all it was mostly muscle and not fat.
"Boss," the goon acknowledged. "Gary Stroak was LoveBalled as per Indigo League orders. She's been successfully converted."
"Good Tony," Gendo replied calmly. "The other matter?"
Tony replied in a basso rumble. "Franky's got everything lined up for Bruno's place tomorrow."
Gendo gave a slight nod then turned and began making his way towards the exit.
Tony and the two Purrsians followed, the two Pokegirls down on all fours.
Ranma gave a small sigh of relief as he got well away from the Tendo sisters.
Akane got worked up easily enough over the slightest bit of physical contact as it was, explaining what Taming was and all it involved for Pokegirls in this world.
Ranma shuddered as he thought of Akane's likely reaction.
It would hurt.
Kami's help him he wanted to be back home ASAP, Ranma noted to himself.
After why wouldn't he when any Tom, Dick or Harry with an altered pokeball could turn him into an enslaved fuck toy. Into a being who quite literally needed to fucked to retain any semblance of humanity at all.
Ranma punched the wall in frustration before moving onwards, ignoring the few Tamers and Pokegirls who stared at him and then at the several inches deep imprint of Ranma's fist in the concrete wall.
"Bloody Neko-ken," Ranma grumbled to himself. He already turned into a berserker thanks to his idiot father's training. With his luck it was good odds that if he did get Love Balled he'd be turned into one of those furry little demon beasts type girl. Not the infernal kind, either, Ranma thought unhappily.
Ranma sighed and tried to settle his ki once more. This world just felt wrong. It was constantly putting him on edge, and Ranma for one agreed with his instincts.
"Gah I need something to do," Ranma muttered to himself. Training was out after all.
Serious training that was. After that nasty fight earlier and all the injuries he had taken, a full out practice was not on the books for several days at least. He'd need a good bit of food and sleep to really work the last of the damage out.
"Still there is that RV sucker we own now," Ranma commented before nodding decisively once.
"What a mess," Ranma replied with disgust as he surveyed the Landmasters interior with dismay.
Even with several weeks of usage the place was an utter pigsty. Dirty clothing was all over the place, dirty dishes were piled everywhere, and a musty reek just filled the cabin. The only place even somewhat clean was the driver's compartment.
"I did want something to do to pass the time," Ranma muttered to himself.
"Oh my," Kasumi said lightly, her cheeks distinctly tinged with blood. "So to remain sane we have to?"
"Be tamed," Nabiki replied her voice dripping with sarcasm. "By Ranma or some other Tamer."
"This is just a dream," Akane mutter came up from the floor. Currently curled up in a fetal position and rocking gently the youngest Tendo was currently on the first stage of dealing with her transformation.
Denial.
"So it would be proper for me to be," Kasumi paused for a moment before delicately trying out her next few words. "tamed. By Ranma that is."
"Oh yes very proper and legal," Sam the Nerdette replied.
"I wonder if Ranma's grown enough to properly handle a woman," Kasumai wondered out-loud.
"The boy's got the physique and equipment for it," Selena smirked. The Sorceress after all had spent a decent amount of time checking out both of Ranma's forms before unraveling the water attraction portion of his curse.
"But will he be firm enough to take what's his," Kasumi asked out loud, but her attention was clearly drawn into some inner world. "To ravish me, taking me forcefully for his own pleasure, and making me his."
Nabiki sighed. Kasumi was getting worse in this hentai world.
"A dream, definitely a dream." Akane muttered. "Ranma you pervert."
'Damn you Saotome,' Nabiki cursed mentally. This was going to take hours to sort out.
"Okay at least this place is livable at least," Ranma said happily as he examined the now thoroughly cleaned cabin.
They'd need to completely wash and dry the cushioning tomorrow, not to mention buy new linens and such but the Landmaster wasn't a pigsty any more.
Soap, water, and a lot of elbow grease had gotten the place livable again. Odds were of course that Kasumi would go over the place getting every last speck of dirt, but at least she wasn't dealing with an utter disaster.
Ranma eyed the piles of clothing he had washed, dried and sorted.
Then men's stuff didn't fit him, but he had picked up the location of a few second hand clothing stores in town by asking around in the laundry room.
It was the female clothing that bothered him.
Almost all of it was designed to show off the female form, and was barely functional.
Ranma twitched as he considered some of the bra's and panties that Happosai would have just loved to steal.
None of it was anything resembling what Akane or Kasumi would wear normally. Nabiki sure. As Ranma-chan out to scam a sucker, there were a few good pieces as well.
Modesty wasn't a goal that pile of female clothing intended to meet. Nope it went in the complete opposite direction.
'Knock, knock, knock'.
Ranma turned around to face the door of the Landmaster and with a quick glance outside noticed a Nurse Joy.
"You can come on in," Ranma replied. "Doors not locked."
Coming into the Landmaster was a pink haired young lady out of her usual nurses uniform and in a pair of painted on blue jeans and a white baby tee.
With a casual glance Ranma picked up the fact that she wasn't wearing a bra, but her nipples were damn near busting out of her thin white t-shirt.
"So ahhh," Ranma asked casually unsure as to just what the Nurse Joy in front of him could want.
"Tamer Saotome I'm Alexis," the Nurse Joy said calmly.
"Good to meet'cha Alexis," Ranma replied before giving a wide nervous smile. "Just call me Ranma okay,"
Alexis blinked momentarily at that before smiling kindly at Ranma. "Gladly Ranma."
"Any reason to visit?" Ranma inquired lightly as he pondered the possibilities.
"I was thinking with your lack of experience with this world," Alexis said softly as she moved in closer to Ranma. "That you might like a little training in some of the essential techniques."
Ranma perked up at that. Techniques were always good. New ones especially. "Gee thanks it's really kind of you."
"Oh its not problem at all," Alexis purred out. "This will be fun for both of us."
"So what are we going to start with?" Ranma asked.
"Just relax and enjoy," Alexis said happily as she swiftly dropped Ranma's pants and boxers and began softly kissing Ranma's penis.
Ranma just stood there stock still for a moment.
"This isn't a dream Akane," Nabiki pointed out to her sister for what seemed the thousandth time.
Akane glared at her sister from the bonds of magic that held her pinned in mid air. "Of course it's a dream. More like a nightmare, this can't be real."
"It's real enough," Nabiki replied bitterly.
"No it's a dream," Akane replied obviously still in full denial. "But's since this really is a dream,"
Akane melted slightly and blushed lightly before commenting softly. "That means. Oh Ranma you pervert. Good thing this is only a dream."
Katie sighed. "I thinks that the best we can hope for now. Akane believes this is dream world. She'll either get over her denial in time or she'll have to be sent through a level Five cycle."
Selene grimaced at that. Level Five's wiped out everything leaving you as nothing more than a blank slate.
Nabiki just sighed. She was getting horny again. Damn Amazons. They had no doubt planned on either her fighting the lust to the bitter end until she broke down or having her seek outside sources and no doubt end up pregnant.
Back in Nermai of course if it was Mouse he'd want her to shack up with Ranma. The other two no doubt planned on Akane's jealous nature and Nabiki's own unfriendly relationship with Ranma to prevent anything happening there.
"So when's my first Pokegirl supposed to arrive?" Nabiki asked casually. If it wasn't tonight then she was hunting down her martial artist, after all according to the local laws she was the only legitimate fiance and Tendo left. Who knew, maybe Ranma would live up to his name between the sheets.