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Operation Log- Day Two

Operative Solus reporting.

First, apologies for irreverent nature of last report will try to stay on topic in future.

Arrived at hotel via a hired, four wheeled vehicle known as a 'car'. It seems anti gravity element zero powered transportation has yet take off, so to speak, amongst Humans, although I hypothesise that this technology will be embraced as they have been by every other society. When mentioned this to driver however he seemed worried, not sure why.

Reached resort after exceedingly long journey, thankfully had Omi Tool to begin casual information gathering. My driver noted my restless state and remarked that passengers were often 'bouncing off the walls' during such lengthy journeys, interesting expression for hyperactivity, and accurate description of many of my nephews. Could also admittedly describe myself at that point, evidently humans are more accepting of such slow transportation. Continued discussion by asking my driver why The Roswell Space Port had been constructed when it was in such a remote location, especially after I found nearly three dozen suitable sites en route to the Tijuana 'E.T Zone' (to use local colloquialism) which I was my destination, used natural skill and STG training to casually question if the remote location was due to security concerns.

Response surprising, apparently Roswell had long history of 'alien contact' and numerous conspiracies theories around it. Based on this reputation alone the site was selected for a Space Port by Government of Nation State. Will investigate further on whether all Humans are this illogical.

(Point of Clarification- The STG has no knowledge of any First Contact that may or may not have taken place at Roswell, honestly.)

Arrived at Tijuana as Sun was setting, Hotel along the seashore, view pleasant. Hotel ranked as 'five star', reason humans seem to rank things in stars one to five completely unknown, hypothesise cultural origins. Still gratified to know humans providing best services to visitors; seem anxious to make good impression to wider galaxy. If so, is it eagerness to integrate? Or perhaps lull us into false sense of security? Primary objective is of course to discover this. Again promise not to let tourist persona get in the way.

Found bar in Hotel, well stocked with bewildering variety of alcohol, thankfully the Pina Colada is well known concoction and I have sent recipe back with report. Ingredients are plentiful and should be easily accessed through trade deal. Also tried something called 'Tequila Slammer', like Ryncol only palatable. The Human serving me, or 'Barman' then asked if I was a student. I replied yes, admittedly unsure why he was asking. The barman then asked if I any identification to prove this. Had my identity been compromised? As I passed my mostly real student card to him I discreetly prepared my silenced pistol and, as a last resort, a suicide pill in case of attempted capture. He looked, moved his shoulder blades up and down in a mystifying gesture and said;

"Students get 20% off."

On a personal note, I heartily endorse this policy.

(Note of warning to all operatives- Agents Solus' actions, reports and waste of financial resources would under any other circumstance result in immediate termination of contract... and termination in general. It is only because of subsequent actions that his career and his person survived. Following Agent Solus' methods will not end well.)

Woke up several hours later with moderate headache, time considered early by human standards, who sleep for around eight hours per twenty four hour day-night cycle of Earth, terrible a waste of time in my view. Given something called 'black coffee' by passing staff, bitter taste but caffeine effective counter measure to hang... headache. Do not advise Salarians drink this otherwise, others species find us too fast already.

Humans on holiday seem to enjoy laying on beaches, having skin slightly burned by the star they orbit seems to be fashionable. Personally, that seemed even more wasteful than their sleep patterns, no matter, decided to amuse myself by wondering the beach and collecting seashells, for scientific analysis later on. This cover allowed my discreet hacking into human governments and other institutions.

First, analysis of Human military, security of their 'internet' archives noticeably stronger than civilian versions, took almost three minutes to breach. Primarily, no sign of any aggressive plans, they have amassed their fleets only in defence since the ceasefire was signed. All offensive plans are rudimentary contingency plans, made during Relay 314 incident, most of them based on ludicrously bad information, understandable given the nature of their First Contact but amusing reading all the same, could make good entertainment films in future. New plans are slowly being constructed but hypothetical only. Humans generally seem, according to their numerous opinion polls and other, admittedly anecdotal evidence, unwilling to restart the war as long as given fair peace.

There is another major consideration.

Humans are not yet truly unified. Though the Human's System Alliance is the face of Humanity's expansion into Space, on Earth Humans are still divided into tribes, or 'Nation-States' to give them their official names. This does seem to be changing; differences between humans suddenly seem insignificant in the face of 'alien' contact. However, local governments seem to be clawing on to power, though seeing as how majority of political systems rely on democratic elections this strategy will have mixed success depending on numerous local, global and galactic factors. A lot of political leadership in turmoil; first contact has turned, to use human term, 'the world upside down' (though how a sphere can be upside down has yet to be explained) some holding onto power and tradition out of desperation. Others have joined new System Alliance Parliament, normal politician motives, some genuine principles but mostly ambition and pragmatism.

To further investigate human politics conducted minor field test.

Uncovered evidence of financial corruption of three politicians in three different human nations (Names and Nations withheld for security and diplomatic reasons). One was removed from office and prosecuted. One received a public reprimand but kept power. The third escaped and media criticism was censored. Human society has many political systems and even more opinion on how they work, and how they should work. And all groups in flux since First Contact, suspect it will take years to steady themselves.

These are of course only official organisations. Numerous unofficial groups calling for Human Defence or Human Expansion have appeared throughout the Human Dominions. Some are religious cults, others political groups and a few are paramilitary. Most are of no significant danger, as long as Humans not provoked into desperation. One group, known as Cerberus, (Details withheld for continuing analysis) could be a problem, recommend further investigation.

Conclusion on politics; Human division could be exploited easily but results could be unpredictable, suggest intervention only as a last resort or in most extreme circumstances.

Although have advised upon non-intervention found one exception; the Human Nation known as North Korea. Please note, should not to be confused with South Korea, who seem, aside from their bizarre music tastes, to be perfectly rational (by Human Standards anyway). Propose the activation of protocol-

The following passage is marked as completely irrelevant and has therefore been deleted from this record. Any connection these deleted records might have had to the mass immolation of the North Korean leadership by one of its own Missiles that inexplicably launched three days after Agent Solus' report was submitted has been entirely dismissed as typical STG conspiracy theory nonsense.

With that final matter, I will now sign off. Will continue holi- mission as directed, have enclosed recipes for Human Cuisine, should be popular, also photo album for Tourist Board usage.

Final thoughts on Humanity; mostly harmless.

Agent Solus signing off.

STG Post Mission Addendum- Operation considered successful. Useful information on Humans discovered without detection. Agent Solus considered highly unorthodox but effective Field Operative. Agent Solus will be considered for future assignments, after through Psychiatric testing.

This condensed report has been placed in the STG Classified Archive. Any mention of this report to anyone without sufficient clearance will result in a tragic accident. You have been warned. We are watching.

We are always watching.

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