Author's Note: Hi guys, just a heads up, this is a Detentionaire slash fic starring the Serpent, Lee Ping and other characters from the series. Mainly this story revolves around the Serpent and Lee, where the both of them are brothers and that Serpent's name is Chase (because honestly, he looks like a Chase to me).

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Detentionaire characters mentioned in this story, nor do I own any music that I may mention either as the story progresses. Without further a due, let's begin.

Chapter 1: Normal Day at the Ping Residence

It was a peaceful morning at the Ping residence. The morning sun crept its way to Lee's room where he and "The Taz" now known as Taz, for short, share. After two months of convincing his parents, Lee has managed to get their approval of keeping the school mascot as his pet.

Though there were still some concerns lingering in his parents' minds in regards of keeping Taz, however, if Lee can prove to them that he can be a responsible pet owner, then Taz was all his.

It was a Friday morning, as much as Lee refused the thought of getting up from his comfy bed where he and Taz share, due to the fact Taz refuses to sleep in his own pet bed on the floor, he still has to get up cause today he promised Holger he'd help him patch things up with Greta.

"Mmm… 6:30 already…?" Lee muttered. Lee let out a soft yawn before turning his attention to the reptilian curling itself on his chest looking as comfortable as ever.

"Hey buddy, mind giving me room to get up?" Lee asked as he scratched the top of Taz's head lovingly.

Taz gave a low growl of disapproval, but nonetheless obliged and let himself off of Lee so the boy may take his bath. He then proceeded to curl into a ball and rest his body on Lee's pillow.

10 minutes later.

Lee came out of his bathroom with a towel wrapped around his slender figure, and made his way to his wardrobe. He took out his favorite D.O.D shirt and his signature shirt and pants and proceeded to unwrap the towel around him.

However, he stopped midway as he noticed Taz was watching him.

"Taz, a little privacy, please?"

Taz immediately wrapped its long tail around its head to cover his vision. Not without making a small crack between the wrap so he could have a good view of Lee bending down to pick up his underwear while his rear was in the air.

Lee knew the reptilian was still watching him from behind, so he bent down to pick up his discarded towel from the floor and tossed it directly over Taz's head now covering his vision fully.

The reptilian gave an unamused grunt and tried to flick the wet towel from his head with little success.

"Ah ah Taz, no peeking" Lee teased with a finger moving left and right in disapproval, as he finished putting on his pants and shirt.

After a nice warm bath and a change of clothes, not without Taz wanting Lee to give him his daily belly rub for the sake of affection. He made his way downstairs to the kitchen for breakfast.

"Ah, morning Lee. Come have your breakfast, your mom made her famous hot dogs today. You too Taz, we wouldn't want you eating the neighbor's birds again now do we?" chuckled Mr. Ping as he patted the reptilian's head and continued reading the morning newspaper.

"Lee, don't forget tonight your father and I are going out for our dinner date at the Gardens. Chase will be in charge while we're gone, so be good and listen to your brother" said Mrs. Ping as she served Lee his breakfast with a side of orange juice and Taz his bowl of pet chow.

"But mom, I can take care of myself just fine. I don't need Chase to babysit me, anymore. Besides, I have Taz with me" said Lee as he munched on his sausage and eggs.

"No buts Lee, it's too dangerous for a 15 year old boy to be on his own with a cold-blooded reptilian like Taz" at the mentioned of his name Taz stopped eating his chow and looked up at Mrs. Ping as if he was offended by that statement.

From the sight of his pet looking offended, Lee chuckled and scratched him under his chin, letting a soft purr escape the beast.

"It's ok Taz, I don't think you're cold-blooded" smiled Lee as he continued scratching Taz affectionately.

"Very funny, Lee. Now if you're done wake your brother up, he has a 12 o'clock meeting at the Hydra and being late is unacceptable" said Mrs. Ping.

"Yes, mom" answered Lee as he got up from his chair and made his way to his brother's room which is two doors away from his.

Lee stood in front of Chase's room and gave a knock.

"Chase? Mom says you have to get ready for your meeting."

No reply.

"Chase? Are you there? I'm coming in"

Inside the room it was just like any other, aside from a personal table for his brother's chemistry set. A punching bag hanging on the ceiling of the room, Priscilla the snake who was in her cage curling into a ball, and the Japanese theme his brother chose as his décor.

As Lee entered his brother's room, he made his way to Chase's bed.

"Chase? Wake up, you need to get ready for your meeting" nudged Lee. There was a slight shift from under the covers then came a soft groan. "Ngh… Good morning baby brother, what time is it?" Chase asked groggily. Lee looked at his watch and says it is 10:40am.

Another hour to go then, therefore he still has time.

Chase pulled Lee into bed with him and wrapped his strong arms around his baby brother's lithe frame and pulled him close to his broad chest.

"Chase, quit it! I need to go to school right now" flustered Lee as he tried his best to hide his flushed face from his brother's view while struggling to get away from his brother.

Chase chuckled at his brother's reaction.

"Aww, is my adorable baby brother scared of the big bad serpent? Or is he scared of a different kind of serpent in this room?" said Chase as he guided Lee's right hand to cup the bulge in his shorts.

"T-that's not what I meant, and quit playing games with me, mom and dad are still downstairs and-"

"And you want us to continue this when they are not at home perhaps?" cooed Chase as he stroked his baby brother's crimson hair and trailed small circles at the back of his neck.

"N-No!"

"Liar"

"Chase c'mon, let me go"

"Not without a kiss"

Now Lee was certain his brother has gone insane, well, not that he wasn't to begin with but this was going too far, and enough was enough!

"… Just a kiss?" Lee asked as he looked at his brother from above.

"One kiss, or else I won't let you go" said Chase as he nuzzled Lee's neck.

"Alright, one kiss and that's final. But under one condition, you have to close your eyes" said Lee as he narrowed his eyes at his brother.

Chase obliged to his brother's condition and closed his eyes while wrapping his arms around the small of Lee's back. With Chase's eyes closed, Lee signaled Taz to enter the room with a nod and directed Taz to give Chase a nice big wet kiss on his lips by comically puckering his lips.

Taz followed suit and slobbered Chase's lips with his kiss.

Chase immediately got up and coughed at the reptilian's kiss. Obviously not enjoying the kiss.

"You did say a kiss, but you didn't specify who it's from" teased Lee as he leaped off the bed before Chase could get a hold of him and made his way out of the room with Taz on his tail and closed Chase's door.

"…such a minx. We'll see who gets the last laugh" said Chase as he wiped the tatzelwurm's kiss from his lips using the back of his left arm.

11:05 am: A Nigma High – Entrance

"Stop biting your nails ese, it's getting pretty annoying from all that chipping you're making" said Camillio as he tried to cover his face with his backpack from Holger's flying nails attack.

"Ooohhhoo, me is sorry friend Cam, Holger is feeling downie-down knowing that Lee isn't being here when Holger be needing him most" said Holger as he tried to control himself.

"Que? Are you still going on about that Greta chick?"

"Já, Holger be missing Greta so so so so so very much indeed. Holger can't do his lovey-love puppy dance without his Greta with him, huuhuu Holger wants Greta back!" cried Holger as he hugged Cam and squeezing the life out of him.

"Ok, ok Holg, I get it, you miss your chika now let go man, I can't breathe!"

"Oh, sorry again friend Cam, Holger just wants help in winning his pretty Greta back"

"Well, why didn't you say so? If it's about winning the chikas back, then Camillio Esmereldo Martinez is the man for the job hombre!" said Cam with great enthusiasm.

"Ooh, Denkeshine friend Cam! But who is this man of Martinez you speak of?"

"Ughhhhhhhhhh…." groaned Cam as he face-palmed himself.

Lee arrived a minute later on the passenger seat of his brother's motorbike, he got off the bike and unbuckled his helmet.

"I'll see you after school Chase, I'll call you if there's any change in my schedule" just as Lee was about to leave his brother, Chase grasp on to Lee's shoulder halting him in place.

"Aren't you forgetting something?"

"No, not really"

"My kiss? Did you think I'd let you off easy with that prank of yours Lee?" sneered Chase as he leaned closer so that he and Lee were face-to-face. Lee let out a small uncomfortable laugh as he tried to play it cool around his older brother.

"Can we talk this over when I get home Chase? I'm gonna be late for class and if I am, Barrage is going to haul me to detention again" pleaded Lee trying his best attempt at Holger's signature puppy face.

As much as he loves seeing his adorable baby brother's puppy face, he's not gonna let him off easy.

"Hmm, let my brother go, or get him detention for being mean to his big brother?" wondered the black and blue haired young man as his hand still rested firmly on his younger brother's shoulder.

Right on cue, the bell rang and here comes the devil himself walking towards Lee with a loud clank in his step.

"Lee Ping, well isn't this a surprise? Good ol' papa Nicholas left Barrage a little punk to throw into detention for being late again! Any last words before I haul you to detention boy?" growled Barrage.

"Barrage, is that any way to speak to one of your students?" interrupted Chase.

"Well well well, if it isn't Mr. Serpent himself. To what I owe the pleasure of another punk in my school?"

"I'm just dropping Lee to school, and heading to the Hydra for our 12 o'clock meeting"

"Ah yes, that meeting. Well, if you don't want to be late like your little brother here, I suggest you get that tail of yours turning and mosie on to the Hydra, ASAP soldier! That's an order!" commanded Barrage.

"Oh no Barrage, it is you who has to get his tail to the Hydra"

With that command, he flipped a switch using the remote control he hid in his jacket and in five seconds Barrage was now at the receiving end of the command.

"Yes, right away" with that Barrage went on his way leaving Lee behind.

"Did you just control Barrage with that remote?"

"What? This little thing? Just a little souvenir I got from Cassandra McAdams in case Barrage has to be put in his place" said Chase as he concealed the small remote in his red jacket.

"Well, thanks for the help" said Lee.

There was a long pause until Lee lifted up his brother's helmet slightly to give him a small peck on the cheek.

"That's all you're getting" and with that Lee dashed on over to his friends who were waving at him to hurry up before Barrage returns.

"Heeheee, that's all for now" smirked Chase before he fixed his helmet and cycled off towards the Hydra.

11:31 am: A Nigma High – Chemistry

"Lee! You promised Holger you be helping him fix love with sweet Greta" said Holger who was looking as down as ever.

"Sorry Holg, been caught up by Chase this morning. You know how he likes to push my buttons" said Lee.

"Ohh, the guy who be smelling like eggs and sulphur? He be mean, he made Holger food for his pet snake" whimpered Holger who is still traumatized by Chase who sadistically let his pet serpent scare him, Cam and Biffy in the Hydra.

"Oh, sorry about that Holg, and don't worry about Priscilla. She only eats mice and insects" smiled Lee as he tried to calm his frightened friend.

"Why there be needing mice and insects? Herrings are much tastier with a little sprinkle of the salt" said Holger who is now envisioning sharing salted herrings with Greta.

Lee couldn't help but smile at Holger's argument. The guy was just too sweet to understand a sadistic man like his brother, and what he feeds his pet snake.

"And about Greta, do you have an angle you'd like to start first?"

"Oh most yesfinitely! Holger be winning Greta's heart with this cheese Holger made using yak's milk and crushed garlic. In my home country, when women are mad the men offer them cheese they made" explained Holger as he took out a giant wheel of cheese which smelled like garlic.

"Whoa, Holg put that back! You're going to stink up the class with that"

"But Lee, this cheese is made with Holger's love for Greta. It only be stinky cause Holger put his tears, blood and sweat in making the cheese" said Holger who was proud of his cheese.

"I really hope you didn't put any of those in the cheese, literally" said Lee, who was trying to cover his nose from the awful scent of the cheese.

"Not to be worrying friend Lee. Holger knows from the look of Lee's face the cheese's love is so strong it be making Lee's eyes water. Holger will put it in his locker for safe keeping and before you be knowing it, Greta will be back in Holger's arms!" cheered Holger as he dance-dashed his way out of the class to stuff his yak cheese in his locker.

"I really hope so Holg" Lee then turned to Cam who was crossing his arms on the table with his head tucked in between.

"Hey Cam, anything wrong buddy?" asked Lee, who was looking worriedly at his silent friend.

Cam lets out an exasperated sigh and turned his head to Lee and gave him a weak smile.

"Yea, I'm good. It's just why does Holger pick you as his wingman? I have more experience with the chikas before you dated Brandy and Tina"

"Dunno, guess Holg wants some tips from the time I hung out with Greta when I was back in the Mathletes" answered Lee, who was now mimicking Cam's action and resting his head between his folded arms.

"I guess. Oh, you coming to Brandy's house party tomorrow yo? It's gonna be fly and pumpin' with music!" said Cam who can't contain his excitement for tomorrow.

"Wouldn't miss it for the world" smiled Lee, who gave a fist bump to Cam.

"Cool bro, cause I'm about to bring the party alive with my awesome el'presedente mix, which includes free passes for the weekend to the fair yo! It's gonna be mind blowing awesome!"

"How are you going to get all those passes, Cam? Did Finnwich give you a deal or something?" Lee asked as he was curious to know how his friend managed to come up with such a plan.

"Totally yo! Finnwich gave me a deal I couldn't refuse and that's by looking after his tent when he leaves for his bingo date with the librarian tonight. And Bam! I get a whole roll of passes for me, my amigos and the whole school! It's full proof" said Cam who spread his arms wide with glee.

This was just too good to be true, a whole roll for just babysitting a tent? Better ask if there's any other catch that Finnwich mentioned.

"That's all? You sure he doesn't need you to do anything else?"

"Mmm… Maybe look after his parrot and Lynch, but it's cool" said Cam with a hurry to conceal Lynch's name from Lee.

"Lynch?! Dude, he's psycho, you're gonna lose your mind hanging with him the whole night!"

"Don't worry hombre, I have a full proof plan to pacify that maniac and still win me those tickets. What could go wrong?" smiled Cam.

12:00 pm: A Nigma High – Cafeteria

It was lunch time at A Nigma High, the students were buzzing around talking and eating together with their peers or cliques and Cam, Lee and Holger made their way to their fav spot for lunch with their tray of food in hand and ready to continue their strategy of winning Greta over for Holger.

"Why not start with a sorry then hand her your cheese Holg?" suggested Lee as he munched on his mixed veggies.

"Oh! How about you woo her over with some flirtatious lines, Cam style?" suggested Cam who was hinting Holger to use his tactic.

"Huu… both excellent choices, but Holger can't choose..." sighed Holger as he tried his best to choose one of the two choices given to him.

"Or, you could just talk to her the way you used to?" said the voice behind Holger who happens to be Biffy behind him.

"Hey Biffy, no detention today?" asked Lee, who was sipping his fruit juice.

Biffy rolled his eyes at that and answered.

"Free period Lee. I got me a free pass to do whatever I want, thanks to whoever that managed to get Barrage off school property this morning" smiled Biffy who ate his fries.

"That's Chase for you, always the good guy" said Lee with a hint of sarcasm.

"Chase?"

"Oh right, you know the Serpent? That sick dude who tried to feed you, Holg and Cam to his pet snake? Yup, that's my brother" answered Lee.

"That maniac is your brother?! Dude in case you didn't notice, he tried to kill me three times ago!" cried Biffy who still hasn't forgiven Chase for nearly feeding him to his pet python.

Speaking of the python.

Lee is getting a call from his brother dearest, and to his dismay, his brother decided to customize his ringtone to that of him laughing his eerie laugh. Which causes the three guys around him to shudder in fear. Lee answered the phone and said.

"Hey Chase, something wrong?"

"Oh nothing, just checking to see how my adorable baby brother is doing. Need me to chase some bully away from you or kiss any of your boo-boos?"

Though he can't see it, he can hear a thud coming from the other end of the hotline. Must be Lee planting his forehead on the table from embarrassment. How cute.

"No, I'm doing just fine! Don't you have a meeting right now?" asked Lee, who was vexed as to why his brother isn't at his meeting right now.

"Oh, I'm at the meeting, just got bored from the mindless chatter of these big wigs in front of me" answered Chase, who was now playing with the blue streak of his hair.

"Chase, quit it! Mom is going to kill you if you don't take your job seriously!" warned Lee as he continued to sip his juice.

"Mother doesn't have to know about this, or what will be going on tonight, Lee~" purred Chase.

"Wait! What do you mean by that? Chase!"

"Hugs and kisses Lee, big brother needs to pay attention to his business buddies here. Love you lots~" said Chase in a sing song voice as he ended the call between him and Lee.

"Chase? Chase! Ughhhh…." groaned Lee, could his brother get any weirder?

There was a short snicker coming from Biffy who finds it so funny.

"Heehee, welcome to the club buddy" grinned Biffy who took another bite of his fries.

"Can we please be talking about something else? Holger no like scary snake man" quivered Holger at the thought of Chase.

All agreed and continued with their conversation.

"Alright Holger, got your cheese?" asked Cam.

"Oh! Silly Holger, Holger forgot to take cheese of love out of his locker. Be excusing for a minute" said Holger who rushed out the cafeteria to get his cheese.

Just as Holger left, Biffy turned to his two friends and asked.

"Cheese? Dare I ask?"

"Probably not, but Holger seems to want Greta back very badly so he made her homemade cheese" at the mentioned of homemade cheese, Biffy winced and this gave the two guys in front a worried look.

"What? What's wrong with cheese, yo?" asked Cam.

"Nothing, but Greta has a dairy allergy, she can't take dairy. Sorry to burst his bubble, but maybe he should think of something else?"

Poor Holger, all he wanted was to serve his homemade cheese to Greta. Maybe flowers are better alternatives? Speaking of Holger.

There was a loud, shrill scream which, accompanied by a no.

"What was that?!"

"It sounded like Holger! Let's check it out!" the three rushed out of the cafeteria towards Holger's locker, just as they made a sharp turn around the corner they see a group of students gathering around Holger's locker.

"Out of the way!" cried Biffy as he shoved his way towards Holger, followed by Lee and Cam.

"Holger, dude, you okay?" asked Cam, kneeling down in front of Holger who was now crying his heart out.

"Holger what's wrong?" Lee asked.

"It's gone!" cried Holger who immediately hugged Cam tightly.

"Oh man, not again Holg!" struggled Cam.

"What's gone Holger?" Lee asked again, ignoring Cam's struggle.

"My love cheese! Someone stole my love cheese!" cried Holger who tightens his hug on Cam, much to Cam's horror.

"Oh no Holg, let's look around, maybe you left it elsewhere" suggested Lee.

"Uh… Dude, I think someone did steal Holg's cheese on purpose" said Biffy as he dug Holger's locker filled with books and other knick knacks.

"What makes you say that?" wheezed Cam who is losing oxygen as we speak.

"One guess" said Biffy who handed a folded note to Lee that was left with bits of the missing cheese.

Lee opened the note and was stunned with what he read. The letter only contained two words, but two words were enough for Lee to find the perpetrator. The note says;

"Knock Knock"

To be continued…

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