Author's Note: Hi guys, just a heads up, this is a Detentionaire slash fic starring the Serpent, Lee Ping and other characters from the series. Mainly this story revolves around the Serpent and Lee, where the both of them are brothers and that Serpent's name is Chase (because honestly, he looks like a Chase to me).
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Detentionaire characters mentioned in this story, nor do I own any music that I may mention either as the story progresses. Without further a due, let's begin.
Chapter 2: Permission to Go
Previously on the Serpent and the Tazelwurm;
"My love cheese! Someone stole my love cheese!" cried Holger who tightens his hug on Cam, much to Cam's horror.
"Oh no Holg, let's look around, maybe you left it elsewhere" suggested Lee.
"Uh… Dude, I think someone did steal Holg's cheese on purpose" said Biffy as he dug Holger's locker filled with books and other knick-knacks.
"What makes you say that?" wheezed Cam who is losing oxygen as we speak.
"One guess" said Biffy who handed a folded note to Lee that was left with bits of the missing cheese.
Lee opened the note and was stunned with what he read. The letter only contained two words, but two words were enough for Lee to find the perpetrator. The note says;
"Knock Knock"
12:30pm: A Nigma High – Boy's Restroom
After the unfortunate incident of losing his cheese to that thieving Lynch, Holger was a devastated and heartbroken hot mess of a man. The poor boy was practically sobbing his poor heart out in the boy's restroom with sobs and cries of anguish and misery, which leaves other users of the stalls feeling uncomfortable.
"C'mon ese, it's not that bad. Why don't you make another stinky roll of cheese for Greta and give that to her man? I'm sure she'll love it" said Cam from the other side of the stall's door which Holger is currently occupying.
"NOOO! Holger wants his own cheese back. Cheese be Holger's first gift for Greta, and cheese has all of Holger's sweat, blood and tears in it" sobbed Holger as he blew his nose loudly on another strip of toilet paper in the stall.
"Uh, sorry pal. But your little angel with the unibrow has a dairy allergy. She can't take cheese, she'll get sick" said Biffy from the other side of the stall.
"Sniff… then Holger be using cake?" suggested Holger as he dried his tear-soaked eyes.
"No Holger, a dairy allergy means Greta can't have any dairy products like milk, cream, yogurt, and ice-cream. Anything that is made by cows" explained Lee.
Holger unlocked the bathroom stall he was occupying and cracked a small gap between the door and the stall so he could peek at his friends from behind.
"No, chocolates too?" inquired Holger timidly.
"Sorry Holg, no chocolates for Greta. On the plus side, you could give her flowers instead, I'm sure she'll love them as much as your love cheese" suggested Lee as he tried to coax Holger out of the stall.
"(GASP!) Flowers! Of course! My Greta, will love seeing pretty flowers Holger brings to her! But-.." Holger stopped in mid-sentence which raised Biffy's eyebrow.
"But?"
"Holger no wanting bad man Lynch take Holger's love cheese, cheese is made with lots of love-"
"And your tears, sweat, and blood. We get it hombre, so what's the plan?"
"Plan being we go to bad man Lynch's lair and take back cheese for love!" said Holger as he placed his foot on the urinal and attempted to look like a knight holding a pretend sword up in the air as he spoke. It would have worked, but the foot on the urinal was just not working at all.
"Sorry, as much as I love breaking the femur of that creep, I have an appointment today at the mall" said Biffy as he crossed his arms.
"You mean your date with Kimmie?" said Lee slyly.
At the mention of Kimmie's name, Biffy face was flushed in a brilliant shade of red and pink. It's as if his face could burst at any moment
"Pshh- N-no! She's not- I mean we're not- I mean… Forget this! Look, I have an appointment, not a date. Second, if you tell anybody I'm on a date especially with Kimmie. I'm gonna spread your pictures during that Halloween party we had all over school. Especially to that Serpent dude" threatened Biffy. Now it's Lee's turn to blush and Biffy was grinning evilly, which caught the attention of Holger and Cam behind them.
"What?! No, you wouldn't dare!"
"Try me. I have a hard-drive filled with them and there's nothing you can do to stop me. Oh, and if you think I'm just gonna send the Halloween pictures we had recently, you're wrong. Hehehe, I have pictures of you during the after party, you know the one you-" before Biffy could finish his words, Lee immediately covered his mouth not wanting his dear friends behind him to know what had happened.
"Okay, Okay! I get it, lips sealed. Just in case we need backup, we'll text you" said Lee as he tried to calm himself down.
"Alright, and be careful dude must still be crazy as ever the last time we saw him. So keep your guards up and stay away from any of Finnwich's crazy gizmos. Mrs. Rumpplekittycat gets worried easily" said Biffy as he tried to pull off his best bravado.
At the sight of Biffy going soft on them, Cam, Holger and Lee couldn't help but find it endearing. Cam scooted closer to Biffy to say.
"Aww, Biff-Meister. Are you going soft on us?" asked Cam as he pinched Biffy's cheek.
"No, but I'm gonna turn you into soft-served ice-cream if you don't stop pinching my cheek!" growled Biffy, which made Lee, Cam and Holger backed away slowly to the exit.
"Alright, alright, totally cool with it yo. So like um... Have a good day with your date with Kim, man" said Cam as the trio made their way out of the restroom not wanting to stick around to Biffy's wrath.
"IT"S NOT A DATE! UGHHH!" cried Biffy as he face-palmed himself hard on the forehead.
1:15pm: A Nigma High – Art Class
Mr. Rowinsky, the art teacher was currently explaining the various methods of illustrating a sketch of the human anatomy. The students busied themselves with their own sketches, while some decided to shade theirs immediately.
At the left corner of the classroom, Lee and Cam were silently discussing how they should proceed with the plan of getting Holger's cheese back and getting the roll of tickets without harming Lynch or the cheese.
"So what's the plan, Lee? Do we go in like ninjas? Masking ourselves with the shadows? Or do we surprise that nutcase when he least expects it, huh?" asked Cam as he was pumped to give a one-two to that creep.
"Sorry Cam, but I can't go with you to retrieve the cheese" said Lee.
This shocked Cam, Lee not wanting to bash that creepy stalker dude?
"What? Dude! You are like his arch-enemy and that dude is weak when he's up against you. El presidente here can't go alone, he needs backup, and he needs his hombre to-"
"Protect him, while he makes a chase for the cheese?" finished Lee as he smiled at the idea.
"Yea, man! See, you're the guy for the job. You're a step ahead of him, including me, hehe" chuckled Cam as he playfully punched Lee.
Lee couldn't help but stifle a laugh.
"Maybe I could convince Chase to let me out. He is after all, in charge while mom and dad are out on their date tonight"
"Whoa, Serpent dude babysitting you? Dude, that's like, so lame"
Lee gave him a look which made Cam explain himself
"I mean you're like old enough to look after your own. Big man Lee in the house with his vicious ally, Taz! Speaking of Taz, where is he?" asked Cam not seeing the reptilian for months now.
Before Lee could tell him, there was a noise coming from the air vent, which, if you listen carefully, sounded like a… snarl? Just as Lee realized who it belonged to, the creature leaped out of the vent and screeched at the students in the art class with its menacing rows of sharp teeth, glaring yellow eyes and sharp claws.
The students and Mr. Rowinsky panicked at the sight of the red-scaled reptilian wearing the school's sweater over its torso. The room was in total chaos with students running around being manic, while paper and pencils flew everywhere with Taz zipping through the room. In the end the students and Mr. Rowinsky fled the room, leaving Cam and Lee stunned in their place looking bewildered.
There was a long pause, then came a simple question.
"Dude… What was that all about?"
"I have no clue, Cam" said Lee.
Lee called out to the reptilian who was at the front desk munching on an unfinished portrait made by one of the students in class. As he heard Lee's call, the reptilian crawled over to Lee and wrapped its body around his frame and affectionately nuzzled his face while purring contently.
The sight of the school mascot being affectionate to Lee, surprised Cam.
"Whoa, dude. I think that thing really likes you. Kinda like a dog or something" said Cam as he tried to reach over to give Taz a pet only to have his hand nearly snapped between the reptilian's jaws. Cam immediately withdrew his hand and held it close to his chest, fearing the Taz might do something to him.
"Well, to tell you the truth… I sorta adopted him as a pet" said Lee as he nervously smiled at his bewildered friend.
"YOU DID WHAT?!" cried out Cam.
3:30pm: A Nigma High – Hallway
After explaining the entire situation to Cam about him keeping the Tazelwurm as a pet, they made their way down the hall to get to the entrance of the school, with Taz curling up in Lee's backpack with his head sticking out of the pouch looking around him.
"Dude, that's like so cool. You get the Taz as a pet, and a personal bodyguard! Hey, do you mind if I kept him for a couple of days to show off at Brandy's sweet party? I'm gonna strut my el presidente style" explained Cam as he walked with Lee.
"Dunno, let me ask him. Hey Taz, want to spend a couple of nights with Cam?" asked Lee to the reptilian in his bag. The only response he got was a menacing growl and Taz pushing his head out to snap its jaws at Cam, which made Cam flinch in fear.
"Whoa! Sorry Cam, guess he's not interested. Taz! Say you're sorry for nearly eating Cam, or no treats after dinner!" scolded Lee which made the reptilian whimper and slowly peaked its head out to lick Cam's cheek as a sign of apology.
"Aww, no worries bro. Besides, we're cool, but still doesn't explain why your pet crashed the art room just now"
"Good point. Hey Taz, what's with the grand entrance?" Lee asked.
The reptilian shifted in his bag and pulled out his phone with its teeth. On the phone there are 15 missed calls and 15 unread messages by the Serpent, aka big brother Chase.
Cam peaked over Lee's shoulder and saw the missed calls by Chase.
"Whoa! Is your bro obsessed with the number 15 or something?"
Then came the 16th message.
"Never mind, forget I asked" said Cam as the duo continued their walk
"I must have set my phone on silent, which would have explained why there was no noise or vibrations coming from my phone after lunch, not that it bothers me or anything" exclaimed Lee as he made his way out of the school with Cam.
"You sure about that hombre, cause I don't think he feels the same way" Cam pointed out to the older adolescent male waiting for the red-black haired teen at the main entrance of the school with his arms folded towards his chest with his foot thumping the ground waiting impatiently for his baby brother.
Lee gulped at the sight of the impatient man in front of him, which he turned to Cam to say.
"I'll call you once I get his response, keep your phone on, kay" said Lee.
Cam nodded and made his way to the bus stop, while avoiding the glare directed towards him by the Serpent.
"Hey… I just got your calls and texts" nervously said Lee as he scratched the back of his neck.
"All 31 of them?"
"Yeah… sorry about not replying"
"So, what made you realize I sent you the texts and calls?" Chase was retrieving the helmets and offered Lee his.
"Your Tazelgram came crashing into my art class, and nearly ripping people he came in contact with, thanks to you" said Lee as he rolled his eyes.
"Hmm, a little over the top, but at least you got the message" smirked Chase as he positioned himself on his motorbike with Lee wrapping his arms around his torso.
"What message?" asked Lee as Chase turned on the ignition and revved his bike.
"That I get riled up when you ignore me" answered Chase as he and Lee zipped down the road with Taz in Lee's bag curling into a ball, sleeping.
4:00pm: Ping Residence – Garage
As they reached the garage, Lee pulled out the house key from his pocket to open the front door.
"So what were the messages you sent me?" Lee asked as he made his way into the house and unzipped his bag so Taz could scurry around the living.
"Why don't you see for yourself?" suggested Chase as he handed Lee's phone to the teen.
Lee checked his inbox and began reading the first message sent. The message says "I miss you", followed by the next message saying "Need you now, call me", followed by "Are you there? Pick up", then came the repetitive messages of "Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up". Lee found it disturbing and eerie.
"Why did you want me to pick up the phone so many times?" Lee asked as he sat on the couch.
"Because I wanted to hear your sweet voice over the other end of the receiver again. You won't believe how boring it was at the casino not being able to see my adorable baby brother for the next 3 hours" cooed Chase as he scooted to sit closer to Lee on the couch with his head resting on Lee's left shoulder.
"That's it? Dude, you're weird" chuckled Lee.
Serpent didn't find that funny, so he pushed Lee down on the couch with his well-built body and trapped him between the plush cushion and his form. Chase smirked at Lee's reaction and justified himself.
"Well then, it's your fault Lee. You made me this way" said Chase, who nipped at Lee's collarbone as he continued.
"You're so… addictive" purred Chase lustfully before he tried to slither his hand up Lee's shirt to stroke his tummy lovingly.
"Heehee… Okay Chase, very funny… y-you can stop now" said Lee nervously as he tried to move his body away from Chase's but failed miserably.
"Mmmmm~ did you say something?" purred Chase as he roamed his hands all over Lee's slender frame. From his chest, to his tummy, and to the nape of his neck. His brother had magic fingers, but Lee still has to ask him.
"You know I…(gasp)… wanted to ask you for a huge favor- mnnn.. Are you even listening to me?" Lee was moaning uncontrollably as his brother was already lifting his shirt up and removing his signature red jacket.
"Continue, I'm all ears Lee" said Chase as he pressed his face between the crook of Lee's neck and blew butterfly kisses all over it. He then proceeded to capture Lee's lips in a searing passionate kiss, which drove Lee's mind dizzy. But Lee still had to ask Chase, for Holger's sake.
"I-I wanted your permission to go to the fair tonight when mom and dad are off on their date tonight, please?" begged Lee as he was practically breathless from that kiss he and his brother shared a minute ago. His skin was glistening with sweat and how his brother was grinding above him and nipping all the right places made Lee think that he couldn't handle much more of this.
At the mention of the fair, Chase cupped Lee's chin with his right hand and brought it up so that Lee was looking directly into Chase's eyes.
"Might I ask why, baby brother?" asked Chase as his free hand which was under Lee's undershirt made its way to one of his nipples and playfully pinched and rolled it between his thumb.
"Unghh! H-Holger *gasp* wants his gift for Greta back a-and AH! We decided to ambush Lynch, mmmm…. at his own game" moaned Lee as his body was lifted slightly off the couch as his brother was pinching and teasing his nipple while his mouth hungrily ravaged Lee's neck as if it was the most delectable treat he has ever had.
From Chase's point of view, it was.
"Hmm, so what, pray tell, do I get in return for allowing you to go baby brother?" smirked Chase as he leered at Lee. "After all, I am in charge~"
Lee was losing it, he had to do something before his brother completely has his way with him.
"W-what do you want, Chase?" Lee asked as his face was flushed and his hands are placed on his brother's chest.
"I already have what I want, the question here is how will you make me a better offer than what I already have, baby brother" purred Chase as he crawled down to lick Lee's tummy.
Just as Lee was about to respond there was an incoming car heading for the driveway, accompanied by an all too familiar woman singing in a high-pitched tune to a Korean song in her head. Lee was stunned, his mom is back already?! Oh no, if mom sees them like this she'll have a heart-attack.
"Looks like mother has just arrived home. So Lee, what's the deal?" smirked Chase as he made no attempt to get off his brother's body.
Lee had to decide.
The footsteps are getting closer.
With a click-clack of heels coming towards the front door.
Rustling of items.
Lee made his offer.
An offer he will greatly regret afterwards.
"We'll do anything that you want, anything! I don't care how long it will take, just please get off Chase! Mom is getting in anytime soon and she'll get a heart-attack if she sees us like this" hissed Lee as he tried to struggle away from between his brother's thighs. Only to be trapped by them once more.
"Anything you say?" purred Chase as he was very pleased with the offer presented by Lee.
"Yes! Anything!" cried Lee as he heard his mother jiggling the door knob and was to enter the house. With his amazing reflexes, Chase leaped off of Lee, pulled him from his spot on the couch, flipped the remote from the coffee table and immediately turned on the TV, while he strongly wrapped his arm around Lee's shoulder.
As if on cue, their mother entered the house and saw the two of them in the living room together watching TV.
"Chase, Lee. What are you two doing?" asked Mrs. Ping, who had both her hands on her hip.
"Just having a brotherly-bonding time with my baby brother, mother" answered Chase as he hugged Lee and gave him a peck on the cheek.
"Yea, what he said mom" answered Lee nervously.
There was a short pause, then came a smile from Mrs. Ping.
"It's so nice seeing my two boys get along so well, but really you two should bond with some educational learning experience. Here, I have these free passes to a lecture happening at Science-Tech University, it's about hooliganism and peer influence. It's on Sunday at 9:00am, you two should give it a try. Would be good for future references" smiled Mrs. Ping as she made her way up the stairs and towards her bedroom.
Just as Mrs. Ping was out of sight, Chase leaned his face closer to Lee's left ear and whispered.
"Remember our deal Lee, cause I know I won't~" said Chase in a sing tone voice before he left Lee on his own in the living room.
"What have I gotten myself into?" Lee asked softly, regretting his deal with his brother.
God knows what Chase has up in store.
5:30pm: Ping Residence – Lee's Room
After a hot shower and a change of clothes, Lee laid himself on his bed with his phone in hand. He better contact Cam to tell him "Operation Ambush" is now a go.
He dialed up Cam's number and waited for the phone to pick up. Just then Taz uncurled himself from his spot on the floor to tug at Lee's shirt, wanting him to play with him. Lee smiled at Taz and opened his drawer to retrieve Taz's big squeaky toy he specially ordered online. It was a peppermint-striped bone, which was bigger than his fist. He threw the toy towards Taz, and it began chewing the toy happily.
Just then, a familiar voice was heard.
"Hey Lee! So what did Mr. Creepy say?" asked Cam, whose voice was racing with excitement.
Lee chuckled.
"He said ok, in his own way, anyways, what's the plan?" asked Lee as he was playing a game of tug-of-war with Taz and his toy bone. Which made the Tazelwurm very happy indeed.
"Ok, first we play it off cool, since I'm like the one in charge of babysitting Mr. Crazy and all, I'll just distract him while you go sneaky and search for Holg's cheese in the shadows while he can't see you" said Cam as he drew out the scenario for Lee to envision.
"Hmm, sounds good Cam, but what about Holger? Isn't he coming?" questioned Lee as he was curious to know where Holger will be in all of this.
"No worries, bro. Holg's coming, but later when he's done picking flowers for his chika-" then came a loud crash from Cam's end and Lee was surprised.
"Holg! Be careful with those vases man, they're like a fortune!" cried Cam followed by a weak sorry.
"You guys are picking flowers?" asked Lee.
"Yea, lover-boy here can't decide which flowers would look super pretty for Greta, the dude is practically love-struck all over again!" cried Cam then came the shuffling of the phone and Holger was now the one in charge of the communication.
"Lee! What you be thinking? Should Holger go for pretty-pretty daisies or super-colorful tulips? Or Holger go for very-classy rosies that make Greta's unibrow shine so elegantly?" sighed Holger as he was envisioning giving Greta a bouquet of magnificent colored flowers.
Lee smiled to himself as he petted Taz's head.
"Anything you think would make Greta happy Holg, but if I were you, go with the roses. Nothing smells romantic than a bouquet of roses" said Lee.
"Ooooh! Good point, Holger be taking these roses Ms. Flower-lady, and be making it look super pretty for my sweet Greta" cried Holger as he skipped to the counter with a bouquet of freshly cut roses.
"Aieee, that dude is loco-in-love man. So I'll see you at the front gate of the fair, make sure you're hidden. Don't want Lynch going all crazy on us too soon" explain Cam as he made his way to the counter.
"True, so be seeing you later tonight. Bye Cam" said Lee
"Bye Lee" said Cam as he turned off his phone.
Cam looked at the price and nearly flipped his head off. 100 dollars for a bouquet of roses?!
"Whoa! Miss! Why the high price?! My friend just took like five roses" said Cam, disbelieving that five stems of roses would accumulate up to 100 dollars.
"Your friend, here couldn't decide on the colour of the roses so he asked me to pick out 2 more colors for him and one colour was ten bucks" explained the florist.
Cam groaned in agony. Greta better like those flowers, or else Cam will lose it!
7:30pm: Ping Residence – Living Room
"Don't forget, dinner is in the fridge and lights out at precisely 9:30pm. I made hot and sour soup for the two of you, and make sure to clean up when you're done. Oh! And don't forget to brush your teeth before going to bed" said Mrs. Ping as she fixed her dress and make up, while Alfred fixed his hair and tuxedo.
"You boys have a good time together, I know your mother and I will" winked Mr. Ping at his wife. Mrs. Ping laughed at his gesture and started to tease him.
"Oh stop it you, you know we have more time for that later" giggled Mrs. Ping as her husband wrapped his arms around her. Eww, we don't want to see that!
Lee nearly choked at the romance between his parents, can't they wait until they're out of the house to be all lovey-dovey?
"Not to worry mother and father. Lee and I will be on our best behavior tonight, so please enjoy your date" bowed Chase.
"Make sure the two of you get along, okay?" said Mr. Ping as he and Mrs. Ping kissed both their boys on the forehead.
The couple entered the car and waved at their two sons.
"Goodbye, we love you two very much!" cried out Mrs. Ping before she and her husband took off with the car to the Gardens. When they're out of sight Lee immediately stripped himself, and Chase grinned widely.
"Why Lee, I didn't know you were an exhibitionist~" said Chase only to have his face smacked with Lee's pajamas.
Lee was already fully clothed beneath his pajamas, he just needed to wait for his parents to leave so he could make way with "Operation Ambush".
"Alright, I'll call you if I'm in trouble, and make sure to warn me if mom and dad are heading home" said Lee but was halted by his brother.
"Noted. However, if you are really in a tight spot, I have a better solution" said Chase before pulling out an item from the breast pocket of his red jacket and handing it to Lee.
It was a red whistle.
"A… rape whistle?" asked Lee lifting up an eyebrow at his brother.
Chase rolled his eyes.
"Just a whistle. If you ever get stuck in a jam, blow it as hard as possible. Think of it as you are blowing my-" before Chase could finish Lee immediately covered his mouth with both his hands. He was completely flushed from head to toe. Could his brother be any more embarrassing?!
Chase grinned and licked Lee's hands, which made the teen immediately remove them from his mouth. Apparently, yes.
"Remember to only use it when you're in trouble otherwise it will be wasted" said Chase sternly.
"What does it do?"
"Wouldn't you like to know?"
Lee looked down at the whistle and placed it in his pocket, and thanked his brother before skating off on his skateboard to the fair. As Lee disappeared, Chase grinned to himself. He pulled out a small walkie-talkie and turned it on.
"He's on the move, stick with the plan we've discussed"
"Affirmative" responded the other person.
Oh, this was getting interesting. Really interesting~
To be continued….
Me: That is it! Chapter 2 is finally done, and to my readers, thanks a bunch for reading, and the next post will be up two weeks from now. Why? Because I have finals coming soon and I won't be able to upload the new chapters on time, but have no fear chapter 3 and 4 are already made and I will upload them soon. So please be patient~ Leave a review it helps me out a lot to know what you guys think of the story and send me a message once in a while, I'd gladly answer them so be seeing you soon! :D