Author's Note: Hi guys, just a heads up, this is a Detentionaire slash fic starring the Serpent, Lee Ping and other characters from the series. Mainly this story revolves around the Serpent and Lee, where the both of them are brothers and that Serpent's name is Chase (because honestly, he looks like a Chase to me).
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Detentionaire characters mentioned in this story, nor do I own any music that I may mention either as the story progresses. Without further a due, let's begin.
Chapter 3: Three Dates and a Fight
Previously on the Serpent and the Tazelwurm;
"What does it do?"
"Wouldn't you like to know?"
Lee looked down at the whistle and placed it in his pocket, and thanked his brother before skating off on his skateboard to the fair. As Lee disappeared, Chase grinned to himself. He pulled out a small walkie-talkie and turned it on.
"He's on the move, stick with the plan we've discussed"
"Affirmative" responded the other person.
Oh, this was getting interesting. Really interesting~
7:40pm: Fair Grounds – Main Gate
Lee was the first of the trio to have made it to the main gate as planned, and as to ensure Lynch does not suspect him near the entrance, he hid himself behind some bushes near the entrance. After five minutes have passed, Cam came and he called out to Lee.
"Lee? Pssst! Lee? You there, bro?" Cam whispered.
There was a rustling behind the bushes which made Cam jumped in surprise, but he immediately recovered when he saw his best amigo Lee stepping out from his hiding spot behind the shrubs and making his way towards him.
"Yeah, here I am. Alright, we have till 9:30pm to get Holger's cheese out of here and for me to get home before mom and dad find out I snuck out of the house. I'll creep around the shadows while you and Holger distract Lynch. I'll give the signal once I've found the cheese and that's when we'll make our split" strategized Lee.
Cam nodded in agreement and told Lee of his plan to distract Lynch. He pulled out a big book from his backpack, which was decorated with fancy colors and stripes.
"Check it, I have the perfect cheese to reel that rat away from Holg's stinky love cheese. Lee, let me introduce you to the book of "101 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes, Volume I; Edition I" Cam said proudly, as he showed the book to Lee.
Lee smiled and replied.
"Great thinking Cam! There's no way Lynch won't get distracted by that book, before you know it, we'll get that cheese out of here in five minutes flat!" grinned Lee. Though he was content with Cam's ingenious plan to distract Lynch, he could not help but wonder where Holger could be. They did promise to meet at the fair gate latest by 7:45pm. Lee turned to Cam and asked him.
"Hey Cam, where's Holger?"
Before the Hispanic teen could answer his best friend, a tall silhouette loomed over their forms, which made the two teens look up in horror.
"Fear not, friend Lee. For Holger with zee super powers and stealth like a jungle cat, has now become Captain Strudlellegs. Protector of friends and love for Greta!" cried Holger who was atop the fair gate's wall. Lee and Cam panicked!
"Holg! We're supposed to be sneaky! Not attract Lynch's attention! If the dude see's you in that he'll flip and run!" Cam hissed as he tried to get Holger down from the wall.
"Not to be worrying! Holger will use amazing super grace powers to softly land on the ground now! Taaa-DaaaaAAAAAAAA!" Holger screeched as he lost his momentum and came crashing down on both Lee and Cam.
"Ooops, sorry Cam and Lee. Holger will do better in super grace mode" said Holger who was on top of Cam's body which was on top of Lee's.
"Urgghhhh… its ok Holger, just try to stick with the plan, kay?" groaned Lee, who was aching in pain.
"Aieee… Could anything at least go according to plan…" moaned Cam, whose back is aching from breaking Holger's fall.
At the McAdams' Residence
Biffy was wearing a black V-neck cotton sweater paired with brown pants and chestnut-brown shoes. He wasn't wearing his signature cap tonight, instead he moussed up his hair so it was in messy spikes. He didn't choose to dress like this, it's just his mom thinks it was cute that he was going on his very first date with Kimmie and wanted his "baby-boy" to look his best.
"Ugh, this sweater makes me look so nerdy" groaned Biffy who was trying to adjust his undershirt beneath his sweater.
Just as he was grooming himself, the front door opened to reveal Cassandra McAdams with her hand on her hip.
"Biffy, it's nice to see you in some decent clothes rather than those awful trends you go with every day to school" sneered Cassandra, who was unpleased with her daughter for choosing such an ignoramus man as her date tonight. Honestly, she had plenty of friends with sons who are better-rounded than Biffy, she just couldn't understand why of all the most eligible boys out there her daughter had to choose a plain old fluke like Biffy Goldstein?
"Erm, thank you Mrs. McAdams" answered Biffy.
"Please Biffy, call me Cassandra" said Cassandra.
There was an awkward silence between the two of them. Biffy just could not understand what is up with Kimmie's mom sometimes. She'll be as sweet as a pot of honey, then turn as rotten as spoiled eggs. I mean, sure he and Lee interrupted her meeting with her "workmates" but that was Lee's fault, he went snooping behind his back!
Biffy sighed internally, he wished he was with Lee and the others right now instead of facing Kimmie's mom.
Why did I ever agree to come here?
"Sorry for the wait!" came a voice in the house.
The click-clacks of heels were getting closer and a young lady's salute appeared at the front door. She was dressed in a seafoam green date dress with a matching pair of cute flats. Her hair was tied in a neat bun with a side fringe which compliments her elegant look. Biffy could have sworn Kimmie was… glowing.
"I hope you remember that Kimmie's curfew is at 9:30 on the dot. She is not to be home a minute late, she should be here precisely 9:30pm. Have a good evening you two" said Cassandra, who made her way back to the house and closed the door behind her.
"Whoa, your mom-"
"Don't mention it. So where are we going to hang?" asked Kimmie who had her arms wrapped around Biffy's massive arm as she leaned close to him.
"Oh, erm, well, we could go for dinner at this awesome Italian restaurant on Green Avenue, I heard they have the best Aglio e Oglio there" said Biffy who was escorting Kimmie to his car.
"Mmm~ sounds good, then what's next for the evening?" asked Kimmie as the two of them were in the car strapping on their seatbelts, ready to drive off to their destination.
Biffy paused for a moment. He thought dinner would be enough for the evening, he wasn't expecting more.
"Where would you like to go then?" asked Biffy as he pulled out of Kimmie's driveway and shifted gears to proceed to their destination.
Kimmie thought about it for a bit and answered.
"The park"
"Really? The park? At night? Why?"
"Dunno, just wanted to see the trees. It's what we cool teens do" replied Kimmie coolly as she was applying her lip gloss.
"For a cool chick, you're a real weirdo" chuckled Biffy as he drove them to their destination.
"Look who's talking mega-nerd" smiled Kimmie as she punched Biffy's forearm playfully.
Maybe this night won't be a total drag after all?
Back with Lee, Cam, and Holger at the Fair Ground
"Alright Lee, whenever you're ready" said Cam who was now ready to meet Lynch in Finnwich's tent. Lee nodded and climbed over the fair gate's wall and maneuvered himself to jump and stand on a thick branch of a nearby tree in the fairground.
"Lee not to be forgetting to stay safe. Lynch is cuckoo-crazy and will do many bad things if he finds you" warned Holger aka Captain Strudlellegs as he snuck behind an empty fair kiosk which was beneath the tree where Lee was hiding in.
"Don't worry about me. I'll be fine, you guys just go on ahead" said Lee before he leaped from his position and scurried into the shadows towards Finnwich's tent and snuck himself behind the unused crates of boxes left by the fair staffs.
Cam proceeded towards Finnwich's tent via the front entrance and slowly lifted up the tent's entrance flap. Same old tent with all the usual steampunk themes and scattered sheets of work papers for upcoming inventions and tricks to impress his next batch of audience. Leave it to Finnwich to be a professionally sloppy man with an insane henchman by his side.
Speaking of insane henchman.
Here he comes, the man of interest, Lynch Webber and his hand full of peanuts. Even though they found out that Lynch was bald, he still insists on wearing that ridiculous toupee he wore in school while he was undercover as Radcircles.
"Howdy-doo, Cameroo! You made it just as promised" greeted Lynch as he plopped another peanut into his mouth.
"Oh yeah, you know, gotta keep my word. They say honesty is the best policy after all" said Cam nervously as he tried to play it cool in front of Lynch.
"I agree. What's friendship if we all can't be honest with one another? Right, pal?" nudged Lynch.
"Ha-ha, yeah, totally. So like what do you want to do amigo?" asked Cam.
Lynch pondered that question for a bit, then simply shrugged his shoulder and replied;
"I was going to dinner with my parrot. Why don't you join us? It's a real treat!" claimed Lynch with a gleeful grin plastered on his face.
"Oh yeah, sure sounds good to me"
Outside the tent, Lee and Holger were making their way inside the tent through the back entrance. They slowly crept their way towards Lynch's quarters to search for Holger's cheese. Lynch's room compared to Finnwich's study, was well organized yet at the same time out of place. Half of the tent was equipped with steampunk machinery yet the other half was equipped with many modern and advanced computer screens. In addition, Lynch's room was filled with every product that was made by the Green Apple Splat Company. Talk about addictive much?
Lee opened his drawers while Holger was rummaging through Lynch's dirty laundry. So far they found no traces of the cheese. Not even a crumb. They were getting cold, and they needed to hurry.
"Huh, looks like he didn't stash it in his drawers. What about you Holger? Did you find your cheese yet?" Lee asked as he turned to face the spandex wearing friend of his.
"No… Holger no find cheese. Maybe Holger should use his superpowers to find cheese through zee mind reading já?" suggested Holger as he turned to Lee for certainty.
Though Lee does not believe Holger has superpowers, there's no harm in trying. Who knows, maybe his superpowers could lead them to the cheese in no time.
"Go ahead Holg, give it your best shot"
"Hnnnnnggggnennnennnennnennnennnnennnennnnennnennenn" chanted Holger as he tried to search the cheese using his ultra-senses. He could feel it. The cheese was somewhere. Somewhere close. It's getting closer. Closer. Wait. Why was it there?
"Åh herregud! Lee! We need to be getting there right away!" said Holger as he made a mad dash out of Lynch's room.
"Hey, wait Holger! Where are you going?! Holger!" cried Lee, who was now chasing after his friend.
Back with Biffy and Kimmie
The restaurant was pleasant to look from the outside, but once they were inside, it was as if they've stepped into a five star restaurant even though the exterior appearance was much quainter and cozy.
"Hey, not bad. This place looks very nice, don't you think?" asked Biffy.
"Hmm, yeah, I guess" Kimmie looked away.
Just then a waiter approached them with a clipboard and pen in hand.
"Good Evening, and welcome to the Gardens. How may I help you?" asked the waiter.
"Ah yes, I made a reservation for two under the name Biffy Goldstein" answered Biffy.
"Goldstein…Goldstein… Ah, Yes! Right this way please" said the waiter as he escorted the two to their table. He offered them two menus and told them to call him or any other available waiter when they are ready to place their orders. After that, he left the couple alone.
"So, um, Kimmie. Did you do something with your hair? Cause it looks different" asked Biffy nervously which made Kimmie raise her eyebrow.
"I did my hair into a bun Biffy" answered Kimmie neutrally.
Smooth move Romeo, now fix it by telling her she's looking good or ask her what she wants on the menu. Just say something! Unbeknown to Kimmie, Biffy was having an internal struggle with his words and it seems as though he's finally in control of his thoughts.
"Hey" said Biffy.
Kimmie looked up from her menu to look at Biffy as she quirked her eyebrow at him.
"The menu looks good tonight" said Biffy.
Well it seemed as though he had control.
There was a pause, then came a groan and a facepalm from Biffy, he just screwed it so hard there's no way he could uncorked it. Urgh! He felt like hiding in his nerdy sweater and just disappear. However, he received an amused laughter from Kimmie.
"You're so cute when you try too hard" giggled Kimmie as she placed her hand on Biffy's.
"Yea, well I wanted to say you looked really pretty tonight, but I kind of stumbled on my words there. Sorry" apologized Biffy as he cupped Kimmie's hands in his.
"You think I'm pretty?" questioned Kimmie. To her this was a first for Biffy to complement her sincerely, instead of a form of sarcasm.
"Well, yeah, I mean like when you're not all mean and stuff" answered Biffy.
This was nice. Though a few misses here and there and some awkwardness thrown into the mix, he was happy with how it's going so far.
This was what he came here for.
A nice evening out, with the girl he lo-
Likes.
Girl he likes.
A few tables ahead
The Ping couple were pleasantly having their meal until Alfred turned to his wife and said.
"You know, we should have more dates. We could leave the boys alone and have some time alone together. I hardly see you my beautiful lotus flower" confessed Alfred as he looked sad.
He truly wanted to spend more time with his wife.
Unfortunately, working as a scientist, it would mean constant travelling while spending hours upon hours on research papers and conducting experiments. Mind you, he enjoys his job, really. It's just not as fun when you're not around the people you love dearly.
Sue blushed.
"Oh you~ Yes, I agree. We should go on more dates, and maybe on some dates we could go as a whole family. We all could spend some quality time together and go on various trips" said Sue.
Alfred couldn't help but smile at his wife.
He loves her dearly.
She's an amazing cook.
A loving wife.
An outstanding mother of his two boys.
And need I mention she has superb marksmanship?
What more could a man like him ask for?
"(Sigh), I'm the luckiest man ever" said Alfred as he gazed lovingly at his wife, who was sitting opposite of him.
"Why do you say that, dear?"
"I get to spend a romantic evening alone with the most incredible woman that I have loved for years, and hopefully this will stay as it is for years to come" said Alfred as he raised up his champagne glass.
"To us, my lotus flower"
Sue smiled and raised her glass in turn.
"To us, my love"
They both took a sip of their beverage, then Sue asked her husband.
"Hmm, I wonder what the boys are doing at home" she wondered.
"Ah, you know boys, probably having their dinner and getting ready for bed. We raised such angels my love. I am so proud" said Alfred as he took a sip of his champagne and turned to see Finnwich and a lady friend having dinner together.
"Oh look! It's the Amazing Finnwich! Hmm, looks like we're not the only romantic couple out on a date tonight" said Alfred as he pointed to Sue the location of Finnwich and his date.
"Oh! He's with our school's librarian? I didn't know they were together" said Sue as she munched on her potatoes.
"Such a small world we live in" admitted Alfred as he continued to enjoy his wife's company.
Back with Lee and Holger
"Holger, please just tell me where we're going" whispered Lee as he tried to conceal his footsteps so Lynch does not hear him coming.
"No be speaking now Lee! Holger is hot on cheese's trail!" hissed Holger as he ducked himself behind Finnwich's machine.
"What? You know where it is?"
Holger nodded his head in affirmation and turned his attention towards Cam and Lynch, who were sitting at the dinner table talking to one another, not realizing that he and Lee were a few feet away from them.
"So I don't want to get you all bored while I house sit so I brought this awesome book with me!" said Cam as he showed the joke book to Lynch. Much to Lynch's delight.
"Golly gee willykers! Is that the "101 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes, Volume I; Edition I"? I thought it was a myth! Golly Cam, you brought this book over just for me? You're a true pal!" said Lynch as he hugged Cam.
"Uh yeah, we're pals remember, so like why not give a crack at a couple of jokes before dinner is ready?"
"Good idea, compadre!"
Lynch flipped through the pages until he found a chapter he found promising.
"Alright, here goes. Knock Knock?"
"Who's there" answered Cam.
"Lettuce"
"Lettuce who?"
"Lettuce in! We're freezing outside!" laughed Lynch, who just couldn't help laughing at the joke.
"Haaaahaaa, real funny man. Let's try another one"
Lynch nodded and turned to the next page.
"Oooh! This one's a real doozy! Knock Knock!"
"Haahaa, who's there?"
"Ken"
"Ken who?"
"Ken I come in?" laughed Lynch joyfully, as he wheezed from the laughs he made.
"Haaahaaahaaa, yeah good one bro, that's so funny!" though Cam said that, clearly on the inside he was internally screaming for Holger and Lee to hurry up with their search. He does not know how much of the lame jokes he could take.
"Poor Cam, there's so much a guy can take" thought Lee as he shifted closer to Holger so that he could whisper as to why he's hiding.
"Holger be getting a very strange vibe right now. Holger feels cheese crying in pain somewhere" explained Holger who was anxiously looking around for the cheese.
Before Lee could ask him what makes him say that, there was a ding coming from the kitchen and Lynch was getting up from his spot to retrieve dinner.
"Oh boy, dinner is ready! Be right back compadre" said Lynch as he made his way towards the kitchen.
Cam took this opportunity to text Lee whether he and Holger have found his cheese. Unfortunately the reply he received was a short "no", but it seems Holger is picking up on the location of the cheese, and it seems to be near where Cam was. Cam looked around for any possible hiding place to stash the cheese.
It wasn't under the table.
Not behind any of Finnwich's antiques.
No sign of the cheese in the drawer of the nearby table stand.
Where could it be?
Lynch came back with a piping hot pot in hand.
"Here we are, the main course has arrived finally!" declared Lynch as he handed Cam a plate and skewer. Wait a minute, a skewer?
"Oh cool, what are we having?" asked Cam as he was fiddling with his skewer.
"Why fondue of course!" this made the three boys' attention perked.
"Uh, what kind of fondue exactly?" asked Cam cautiously.
"Why cheese of course daddy-o!" revealed Lynch as he lifted up the lid of the bowl to show it was in fact filled with melted cheese and a side of bread and peanuts.
"NOOOOO! YOU MELTED HOLGER"S CHEESE!" screamed Holger who nearly collapsed at the sight of his love cheese being melted for Lynch's dinner, but Lee managed to capture him before his head came into contact with the ground.
Lynch turned his direction to where the scream was coming from and he saw Lee and Holger standing near Finnwich's machine.
"Lee? Holger? What's going on here?" demanded Lynch, who was both puzzled and upset over being tricked by his friend.
"You know exactly why we being here! You be stealing Holger's love cheese for sweet Greta and now Captain Strudlelegs and his friends are here to stop mean man Lynch!" said Holger who immediately recovered himself and stood face to face with Lynch.
"Yeah yo! You stole our homie Holger's cheese and we want it back!" demanded Cam.
"You mean this?" said Lynch as he tossed the bowl full of hot liquid cheese and bread at Holger who was now screaming in agony from the searing pain. Cam told Lee to chase after Lynch while he tends to Holger, Lee paused for a bit, but he nodded and went for the chase. Lynch ran towards the back exit, however Lee leaped behind him and captured him in a strong hold, as they came down hard on the ground with Lee pinning down Lynch.
"Ow! Watch it daddy-o! If you wanted to play rough, we could've gone out to dinner first!" joked Lynch.
"Enough with the jokes already! Why did you steal Holger's cheese?" Lee interrogated and he gripped his hold on Lynch tightly.
"What? Holger's cheese? I paid for that cheese fair and square at the delicatessen, there's no way it could be Holger's! I should know, I was the first customer of that day" answered Lynch.
"Oh really? What makes you think I could trust what you're saying?" asked Lee, who was looking at Lynch suspiciously.
"C'mon Lee, I may be a psychotic peanut-loving maniac, but I have my boundaries too y'know. I'm no thief" said Lynch.
Lee was searching for any deceitful signs, however, it seems Lynch was telling the truth at least he thought. With Lee's hold of him getting loose, Lynch's took the opportunity to head-butt him in the face and kicked him in the direction of the empty crates of Green Apple Splats.
"That doesn't mean I'm not a dirty fighter though" said Lynch as he crept towards Lee's dazed body. Just as he approached Lee there was a crack in his step. As he looked down he found a cracked red whistle under his foot.
"Why Lee! You party animal you. You brought a noise-maker to get this party started? Gee, you truly are the Bee's Knees" said Lynch sarcastically as he placed his lips over the whistle and blew hard.
There was no noise coming from the whistle.
"Huh?" Lynch blew harder and harder, huffed and puffed, but there was no noise coming out of the whistle.
"Gee, this whistle is such a dud. How lame of you Lee, for bringing such a useless whistle to my abo-" unfortunately Lynch could not finish his sentence because a long red whip came into contact with his face, which made him ricochet towards the other side of the tent and crash into Finnwich's mahogany table.
It was Taz!
Taz leaped and twirled his tail around Lynch's ankle and flung him left and right and tossed him over the dining table and hitting Finnwich's machine head on. The reptilian hissed and clawed its way to Cam and Holger.
"Yo Taz! That's some wicked moves you have, but where's Lee? We need to get out of here pronto! Forget about the passes, this place is loco-banana! Oh hombre, ¿por qué habré venido a este lugar loco? We need to find Lee and get out of here scaly-dude" said Cam as he placed Holger's arm over his shoulder and helped him up so that they could head their way to Lee.
Taz understood Cam so he directed them to where Lee was, who was a little dazed from getting his head hit by the wooden crates behind him. Holger took Lee in his arms and the trio made out of the tent as fast as they could so that they could leave the fairgrounds immediately with Taz hot on their trail.
Lynch was groaning in pain as he clawed his way to a nearby furniture, however a stranger's foot pressed his aching back which made him moan in pain. The tall figure's salute loomed over Lynch as he knelt down to him.
"Looks like my job just got a whole lot easier tonight" whispered the mysterious man as he grabbed both of Lynch's ankles and dragged him out of the tent from the back entrance's flap.
8:40pm: Park – Lakeside
"Mmm~ that was a nice dinner. You chose a pretty cool place for your first date with me, huh nerdy boy?" chuckled Kimmie who was wrapping her arms around Biffy's as they made a stroll around the park's lake.
"Yeah, and the cake there was delicious" smiled Biffy who was still thinking of that delicious caramel apple cheesecake he and Kimmie shared at the restaurant. Kimmie snuggled close to him.
"Sometimes I think you love cake more than you love me" whispered Kimmie as she pouted cutely at Biffy.
Biffy scoffed at that remark, but continued to walk with Kimmie.
"Hah, there's no way I love cake more than I love y-" Biffy held his tongue. He was so close to confessing to Kimmie of his true feelings for her and Kimmie was grinning like a Cheshire cat who had managed to trick Alice.
"You were saying?" purred Kimmie as she leaned closer to Biffy.
"Ha-ha, nice try, but I'm not gonna be tricked into saying it now. So hah! Take that Miss Popular" said Biffy who was looking very smug for himself.
Kimmie was smiling as she continued.
"So, you'd tell me if we meet again then?" asked Kimmie as she twirled her finger on Biffy's chest.
Biffy's heart was pumping like a racecar driver who was fueled by tons of adrenaline in his blood. He nervously looked away and glanced at Kimmie from the corners of his eyes.
"I didn't say that, but it would be nice to see you more after school…" admitted Biffy.
Kimmie was smiling gleefully as she hugged Biffy.
Biffy didn't know how to respond to that so he just responded with a hug for Kimmie.
9:00pm: Cul-de-sac – Lee's Neighborhood
The trio made their way to Lee's neighborhood in the nick of time. It was now 9:00pm and Cam and Holger were at Lee's front door with Lee in tow. Taz leaped over them and crawled through his pet door. There was a sound of thundering footsteps from afar, then the door flew open to reveal Chase who was looking frantic.
He let the boys in and instructed them to bring Lee to his room. The boys went upstairs and placed Lee in bed, Chase examined Lee to see if there were any cuts or bruises from his confrontation with Lynch, so far there weren't any visible marks made, however when he lifted up Lee's shirt there was a bruise near his ribcage.
Chase growled menacingly and looked over his shoulder at the two boys.
"Did he do this to him?"
"Yea, we tried to restrain him, but the dude poured molten cheese over Holg here" pointed Cam as he was looking rather disappointed in himself for not having Lee's back.
"Holger be feeling shame toosies. Holger's gonna go home and bathe in lots of ice and eat lots of shame pancakes before bed" said Holger who was weeping softly.
Chase just shook his head.
"You guys did what you could, and I'm glad you've brought my baby brother home safe. You have my thanks" said Chase as he bowed to the two of them.
"Oh, no worries man. Should we keep Lee company till his parents come home?" asked Cam who was worried for his friend Lee.
"Not to worry, I will take it from here. You both should go home, your parents might get upset if they don't see you in bed right now" stated Chase, as he pulled Lee's blanket over his body.
Cam and Holger nodded at him as they both said their goodbyes to Lee and the Serpent and left them alone, they exited the Ping's residence and made their way home.
9:30pm: McAdams' Residence – Front Porch
"Tonight was fun, Nerd. We should totally hang out more and whatever" said Kimmie coolly.
"Can't you go an hour without sounding a little stuck-up?" Biffy asked as they made their way to Kimmie's front door.
"Maybe not, but when we're alone I might play nice" admitted Kimmie which made Biffy blush slightly.
"Yea, well, I'll have to keep your word for that" the two laughed and the front door opened to reveal Cassandra in her bedroom robe.
"I'm surprised, Biffy. You kept your word and brought Kimmie home as per planned. Perhaps you aren't a complete fluke as I've thought" said Cassandra dryly.
Kimmie glared at her mother and hissed for her to stop it, however Biffy just shook the remark off of him and merely answered.
"Well, I wouldn't be much of a boyfriend if I didn't bring her back on time now would I?" answered Biffy as he wrapped his arm around Kimmie. Kimmie and her mother were stunned, but the look on Kimmie's face was absolutely priceless.
"Well, when you two are done, hurry and leave Biffy. My daughter and I have a date with my colleague and his son at 11:30am tomorrow for brunch, and being late is unacceptable" said Cassandra who left the two alone.
"So you're my boyfriend huh?" grinned Kimmie.
Biffy chuckled nervously.
"Well boyfriend, I've had a nice night and now I'm pooped, I'll maybe call or text you when I'm not too busy tomorrow" said Kimmie as she was about to enter the house but stopped midway, she turned around and gave Biffy a quick smooch on the lips.
Biffy's eyes widened, but he relaxed.
"That's for surprising me" whispered Kimmie who was cupping Biffy's face in her hands. She twirled around and entered her house, leaving Biffy awestruck for a moment.
"Perhaps in the future, he'll give lots of surprises to Kimmie whenever they meet up for their 'appointment'" thought Biffy as he made his way to his car a drove off.
9:40pm: Ping Residence – Front Porch
"I told you I could get Finnwich to hypnotize that waiter into a hippo!" said Alfred, who was so happy for winning his bet against his wife in the restaurant.
"I still think he couldn't do it though"
The couple entered their home and were greeted by Taz who immediately curled himself around the couple and were given lizard kisses. The couple chuckled and gave Taz a hug and a scratch under his chin which made the reptilian wag his tail and crawl away. They slowly crept up the stairs so that they wouldn't wake the boys up. They peered into Lee's room to find their two boys sleeping together peacefully.
"Awww, look dear. Our two boys are sleeping together like they used to when they were little. Isn't that adorable?" asked Mr. Ping as he leaned his head on his wife's.
Mrs. Ping smiled warmly and wrapped her arms around her husband.
"They look really sweet. Let's leave them alone" they made their way to their bedroom and closed the door behind them. With a click of their door, Chase spooned Lee closer to him as he affectionately stroked his hair lovingly.
Lee opened his eyes slowly and moaned. He turned to look at the person stroking his hair.
"Chase? When did-" Lee was hushed by his brother as he continued to stroke Lee lovingly.
"Hush now Lee. You're home now, so have some rest, we will talk about this tomorrow morning, alright?"
Lee groaned and turned away from Chase so that his brother could spoon him closer as they drifted off to sleep. Unbeknown to Lee, Chase was thinking of murderous thoughts of Lynch. How he could exact vengeance or break Lynch for hurting his precious baby brother.
"Hmm, there's time for that later, I'll just comfort Lee for now" thought Chase as he kissed Lee's head and dozed off himself.
The night ended with three dates and a fight.
Three couples had a time of their lives.
Yet the cheese was never found.
What has become of Holger's cheese anyway?
To be continued…
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