"Hey, twins."

"Yes, boss?" They say in unison. Tamaki had big plans for them.

"I need you to meet me after school and don't tell anyone where you're going. It's a secret."

"Secret?" The twins say in unison, smiling evilly at each other.

"Don't worry Boss," Hikaru said

"We'll be there," Kaoru finished.

Tamaki walked through the halls, wondering if he should really go through with this.

"Hey, senpai."

"GAH!" Tamaki yelled as he turned around. Haruhi was behind Tamaki.

She smiled "You sure are jumpy today senpai."

Tamaki looked at Haruhi. 'Maybe there's an easier way.' he thought.

"Hey Haruhi, would you like to go on a date with me?" Tamaki asked.

"Wouldn't dating me ruin the illusion that I'm a boy?" Haruhi asked.

Tamaki turned white and cracked a bit. "Um... well... I..."

Haruhi looked up in though. "I guess I could be your girlfriend if it wasn't for that," she said and smiled at Tamaki.

Tamaki gained color again. "HARUHI'S MY GIRLFRIEND!" Tamaki yelled and started running away.

"Well, there goes paying off my debt," Haruhi mumbled.

"Just be glad he didn't go on a murdering rampage for you," Kyoya said as if it was a normal thing to say.

"Kyoya-senpai, when did you get here?" Haruhi asked.

"I'm always everywhere Haruhi." He said the same way as before.

"Okay then," Haruhi said, creeped out.

The twins are now standing at the back of the school, waiting impatiently for Tamaki.

"Why did you think Boss wanted us out here anyways?" Kaoru asked.

"He's coming this way," Hikaru said.

"HARUHI'S MY GIRLFRIEND!" Tamaki yelled as he ran towards them.

"HARUHI'S MY GIRLFR-" He was repeating when Hikaru grabbed his shirt collar, stopping him from running past them.

"Why did you ask us to come out here, Boss?" Hikaru asked.

"Oh, I had big plans for you, A.K.A. murder, but I got a date anyways and it didn't involve expensive soap, dead transvestites, or a list, so all is good. Bye, need to spread the word of mine and Haruhi's undying love." Tamaki said and left Hikaru's grasp and ran away, screaming 'HARUHI IS MY GIRLFRIEND'.

"What?" Hikaru asked.

"I think the boss is going crazy," Kaoru said.

"Going crazy? Where have you been the past two years?" Hikaru said jokingly.

"With you brother," Kaoru said.

They recreated the second noise their ghosts made in the parallel dimension. (Minus the ghost part)

~~~~ And from then on, nobody got murdered. Well, Hikaru did much later, but that was a completely different circumstance. Tamaki's servants wondered why Tamaki didn't go through his murdering phase, but they eventually stopped caring. Honey never found out what arsenic taste like. The American News Reporter never went on the Ouran Highschool Ghost Club's Ghost Adventures, so the Ghost Club remained an unpopular club. Nobody reviewed in a week after posting the last chapter, so I'm writing a Yandari Tamaki Musical to spite all of you. YOU'RE THE REASON THAT FANFICTION WILL EXIST, NOT ME! (Read it when it comes out, it will be so terrible that it would be hilarious. (probably(Follow me as an author for a while to get it))). The juicy soap dealers never sold the $345,000,000 soap, but surprising stayed in business. The list died a sad death of not existing. We cried. Haruhi's brain stayed unwashed and America was never cared about by the children of Ouran. That's the end.~~~~

A/N: So dat be da secret chappie I tell aboot. Me english soy goot.

Peyton: Your English really isn't. You literally need three spell/grammar checkers before you can even think about posting a chapter.

Pyro: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHH!.!

Peyton: Wow... great punctuation right there.

Pyro: Indeed. Yandere Tamaki the Musical will be a real thing maybe. What do you think about it? It would be more detailed than this story, but it would have the same exact plot and much of the same lines, but many added lines. The baked BAD line will still be there, so just a heads up. Also, there'll be a new scene with Tamaki on a seg-

Peyton: PYRO-CHAN! STOP SPOILING THE GOD DANM STORY SWEETY! JESUS CRIST!

Pyro: Fine. Be that way Senpai. Well, this story is now complete. Hoped you liked it!