A/N: So, I DIDN'T WRITE THIS! MY (Pervy) COUSIN DID!

Baby | PervyKirino Ranmaru X Reader

"O-ouch!" You yelped. "N-n-not so hard!" You yelled at your husband.

"I can't help myself," He replied. "it tastes really good!" Kirino Ranmaru - your husband - pouted, but continued what he was doing.

You blushed even harder, and shut your eyes close.

"Y-your still biting too hard!" You yelled, then held Ranmaru's head tight. "S-stop it...!"

"If you keep screaming like that, you're going to make everyone - I really mean everyone hear your voice." Ranmaru said, then reached the middle of your chest. "So stop screaming."

You nodded, and bit on your shirt collar.

"Good girl," Ranmaru now looked at your face. "my little (f/n)~"

You opened your eyes, and you and Ranmaru were now looking eye-to-eye.

You let go of your collar. "R-Ranmaru.." You moaned out.

"You chest..." He turned back to your bare - and opened - chest. "..has it gotten a little bigger then last time?"

"L-last time..?" You asked him.

Ranmaru looked shocked. "I-I'm surprised...you don't remember?" He asked you, and then gave a little laugh.

"E-eh?!" You yelled and pushed Ranmaru kinda away from you, then covered your chest by pulling your shirt down. "T-tell me!" You were now whining.

"I got it, I got it," Ranmaru put his hands up to defend himself. "hmm...maybe it was a couple weeks ago..." Ranmaru thought, and then put a finger up. "I'll tell you the story!"

What Happened - Kirino Ranmaru's Story

"A-are you okay, (f/n)?" Ranmaru asked you as you hit your head with a book, with your cheeks were red and was puffed up.

"I HATE YOU RANMARU!" You yelled at him.

"E-eh?" Ranmaru said, then sighed. "What did Sorano do to you...?"

You stood in front of him. "I want you too ONLY LOOK AT ME!" You yelled in his face, and then grabbed his hands. "My chest isn't big, but I'm GROWING!"

"W-what are you talking about..?" Ranmaru asked.

You became redder. "Make love to me!"

End of Story.

"LAIR!" You yelled. "I don't get drunk that easily!"

"Suuure," Ranmaru said. "nee, nee, I've always wondered how it feels like to have a baby.."

"E-eh...?!" You were pushed to the wall - by Ranmaru of course.

"I want to have a Aka-chan(baby), because I'm jealous of Shindou's and Yamana's child!" He blushed when he said that.

"K-kora! What happened on telling the STORY?!"

"I don't need to anymore.." Ranmaru said with his voice suddenly now deep. "we could reply that night to tonight."

"Y-you want a Aka-chan?" You asked him, and he nodded.

"If it's a boy, of course, he'll love soccer like us, and if it's a girl...she'll also love soccer," Ranmaru slowly attacked your neck, and went up to your earlobe. "Are you ready..?"

You nodded, and Ranmaru smiled.

"Don't worry, I'll be gentle.."

"H-hai..."

14 years in the FUTURE! HUGE TIME SKIP!

"I'm home!" Your son - Kirino Aguri[A/N: THE NAME I CAME UP!]. "I also brought a friend!"

"S-sorry to have bothered..." A shy feminine voice said.

"Shindou-san, don't be such a whimp." Aguri said to 'Shindou'.

"A-ah, g-gomen, Kirino-san." 'Shindou' smiled at Aguri, and he blushed.

"Welcome home!" You happily said. "Aguri, who's this?"

"This is Shindou Shiori, a friend of mine," Aguri introducing his friend.

"Konnichiwa," Shiori spoke in a sweet voice - reminding you of Akane.

"Shindou?!" You yelled. "You can't be Shindou Takuto's daughter?!"

Aguri facepalmed.

"MOM!"

Shiori nodded and you smiled.

"Be sure to wear protection~" You sweetly said - knowning your son.

"MOM!"

"Stop it (f/n)," Ranmaru said coming to the view. "Shiori, nice to see you again,"

"K-Kirino-sensei!" Shiori said.

"Shiori-chan and Ranmaru know each other?" You asked.

Before Ranmaru or Shiori could answer.

"Shindou-san, let's just go to your place.." Aguri put his shoes back on.

"E-eh?"

"Let's just go..." Aguri said, then walked out of the house dragging Shiori.

"Are we that embarrassing...?" You asked Ranmaru.

"Maybe." He hugged you.

"Hmmm..." You said.

KIRINO AGURI + SHINDOU SHIORI = KIRINO SHIORI

END OF CHAPTER! Kirino was only Pervy in the beginning, then went off track...
Of course, Shindou Shiori is Shindou's and Akane's child~ Shiori is a few months younger then Aguri!

Next to PervySaryuu!

Also, if Kirino was OOC, or you liked him that way - just tell me!

So, BYE!