The bar HOMRA was noisy as usual thanks to the occupants of a certain red gang. A new game had just been released and the majority of the red clansmen were crowded around a console and tv.

"There's no fucking way I lost!"

Raucous laughter filled the air.

"Probably because you can't even handle looking at a real girl let alone one in a video game…"

"Well she is practically naked."

"Poor Yata."

"YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES SH-SHE'S-"

"Poor virgin you mean."

"Hasn't even kissed a girl. Can't even look at one on a screen. Such a waste."

"OI! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU-"

Totsuka shook his head with a sad smile. "Poor Yata, forever being teased."

Arisa looked up from the plate of food she was currently shoveling into her mouth to stare at the brunet. "You tease him too, you know."

"Well yes but-"

"GIVE ME THE FUCKING CONTROLLER AND I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S AFRAID OF FUCKING GIRLS!"

Finishing her food, Arisa wandered over to where the other members of Homura were playing a new video game. Of course the character that Bandou was currently playing as was a female character clad in only a tiny bikini. Probably on purpose to distract Yata.

Yata was trying to concentrate on the battle at hand but every time the female character moved her over large chest bounced across the screen sending the boy in the beanie into a fit.

"See? Can't even handle a girl in a video game. No wonder he hasn't had his first kiss," Eric sneered from his spot.

Yata was bright red and was muttering stuttered sentences under his breath. He promptly lost the battle, possibly from avoiding looking at the screen.

"You're gonna be a virgin forever," Chitose said, taking a long drag on his cigarette.

"Yata…"

"Hey man," Arisa said pouting. "What's wrong with being a virgin?"

Eric's lips twisted into a smirk. "You're saying you're one?"

"Pfffffffft. That ship has sailed," Arisa replied, waving her hand flippantly. "You guys are always teasing him and it's not that bad that he's never kissed a girl!"

Dewa and Kamamoto looked away. Chitose coughed into his hand and even the King let out what sounded suspiciously like a snort. Arisa narrowed her eyes and sighed.

"Fine then."

She walked with furious purpose over to where Yata sat fuming. When he looked up at her arrival she placed both her palms on either side of his face, bent over so that their eyes were level and pressed her lips to his.

It lasted maybe a total of 3 seconds-an overall chaste kiss. But Yata froze, turned white as a ghost and his mouth kept opening and closing without words coming out. The rest of the red clansmen were in similar states of shock.

"There. Now he's kissed a girl," Arisa said with finality. "Now, Anna, let's go upstairs and play and leave these boys alone to do whatever they're doing."

She waited at the bottom of the stairs until Anna trotted over and grasped her hand, then they both went up the stairs and disappeared.

Yata was still gulping like a fish, no words coming out of his mouth.

Eric raised an eyebrow that was hidden underneath his blonde bangs. "Two down...more to go."

It was probably a whole 20 minutes later when Yata finally was able to form a coherent thought.

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?