Chapter 2
Both Rick and Morty were instantly teleported into a large empty white room with a huge dark figure who opens his arms up and opens his mouth ." Hello I am the decider do not be afraid ,my job will be to guide you two "a bellowing voice calls from the looks in amazement "Wow Rick look". "Gayyyy" Rick calls back. "Welcome Morty and Rick into the lands of Frawth " Rick crosses his arms and shakes his head" first of all it's Rick and Morty" "Silence " echoes the voice filling the room. Morty raises his hand " um sir mr. um desider I um can I be a knight " " No i'm sorry Morty but in this world you do not pick your classes you are born into them with no choice just chance just like in the medieval age ". The figure points at Morty "i will roll the dice of the fates and decide who you will be" "ahh geez " Morty bites his nails "cal *burp* m down Morty" Morty frowns at Rick the desider rolls three giant dice " You will be the son of the duke of Gryath. You will be recognized for you high class and power make your name sake proud as you travel the land with your late father's fortune ". " ah oh wow cool hear that Rick" Morty starts nugging Rick. "Ohh wow Morty oh wow look at you king of the losers ohh running around with your crown cape and little dildo sepeter, you can be such an idiot dose your dick get this hard for video games all the time or just when the desider seems to like you back he only gave you a high class because you spent all your time sucking this games dick" "No he decided that because of the fates it's all random didnt you see the dice" "look Morty all I saw was you holding his balls " " Rick dont hate the player Rick". "Silence " the voice calls out as he points at Rick. "For your insolence and disrespect you will be the son of a squire and a prostitute spread your syphilis like your father before you " " What the hell decliner "then Rick turns to Morty " hate the game uh Morty! is it random now " " well maybe you should have sucked the games dick more uh squire " ick looks at Morty "what the fuck did you just say" . The room begins to fade and they could only hear the voice of the decider " farewell and welcome to the lands of Frawth ". Rick and Morty stand on a dirt road wagons and people pass by. "So Morty you admit that it wasn't random he gave me a shit class cause I deserved it but then he runs around saying its mystic and random like a liar or a hack " "well it's fine your class never really matters and we just have to find your friend and leave right so who is he" . "Well Morty my buddy is king Slouppy yipper Ijust need to ask around for where he lives and we'll go there. " " um Rick maybe I should ...". "Shut it Morty just watch"
Rick walks up to a man and taps his shoulders "well hello sir im Rick sanchez and I was wondering if you knew where king Slo.." Rick was interrupted by the man who slapped Rick right in the face causing Rick to fall on the ground. "How dare you speak directly to me peasant scum".Morty helped Rick get up "What the hell you want to fight let's go then" but the man simply laughed " oh so you desire satisfaction " " I don't need satisfaction thanks to your mother" "ahhh geez Rick I don't know if we should cause trouble here" "trouble Morty this mother fucker caused trouble when he tried to bitch slap your grandpa now he dies that's how it works in this universe I thought you've learned that by now" Rick rolls up his sleeves" how dare you I'm the assistant of the governor and I've been playing this game for 9 years i will squash you chose how we fight by sword joust jiillygu?" Rick put his hand on his chin " well as much as jiillygu sounds interesting how bout just plain fists".
Rick throws a punch right at the man's face but it is blocked instantly and Rick's arm is twisted and he is thrown to the floor. Morty jumps in "woah woah calm down Rick it's cool " then Morty turns to the man " listen um hi i'm the son of the duke of gryth listen look i'm sorry for my um my servants behavior listen can you just tell us where our friend king Slouppy yipper is" the man bows Rick just lays on the floor frowning " I had no idea you were a duke's son my apologies king Slouppy yipper has a castle on that hill above the city" "ooh ah well thanks sir".the man walks away and Morty helps Rick up " alright Morty thanks just don't become a rooster farm". " ahh what are you talking about Rick" Morty asks ." don't get cocky Morty " " alright Rick I'm cool I get it I got lucky its just a game let's just go ok". "Oh Morty one more thing" " oh god what Rick" Rick turns toward Morty and lifts him by his shirt "if you ever call me your servant again I won't just kill you ok Morty i'll fucking rape you". Rick drops Morty " ohhh um ah ohh geez Rick ok ok lets lets just um go meet your friend. Ok Rick"
Rick and Morty start walking over to the castle on a dirt trail. By now they had been walking for twelve minutes when out of the tall brown grass a short green creature jumps at them Rick steps back " aah what the fuck is that " the creature pulls out a knife "rahhh" Morty yells "a goblin runn !"both Rick and Morty step away as it walks closer to them. " Holy shit Rick what the fuck do we do " "you tell me your majesty " " Rick! We don't have time for you to be a petty bitch we're gonna die " "Morty don't be a drama queen" " wwwhat Rick ii what are you talkin.. " Morty trips on a tree root "ow oh shit " the goblin jumps on Morty knife in hand Rick sits down by the tree watching Morty tries kicking him off. "Jeez Morty it's just a game I know sometimes you feel video games are your life but you won't actually die " Morty kicks the goblin off and he rolls down the cliff. They see the little green creature hunch over bleeding and lifeless on the bottom of the hill" either way why why the fuck didn't you help me Rick!" " you're the duke Morty I thought you were good enough to handle it" " Stop Rick just fucking stop alright " "What what huh I i don't understand you sir stop what please use your words " " I didn't ask to be a duke alright stop acting like I think I'm better then you " " you didn't ask for it Morty what are you the victim here oh i i didn't ask to be bornrich and white i'm sorry i'm privileged it's not my fault " " fuck you Rick " "you wish"" wwwwhat I i wish I wish what Rick that I could fuck you jeez Rick that messed up". " i've done worse" "i bet" "what did you just say you yellow shirted bitch" Morty jumped on Rick and they both rolled down the hill next to the dead goblin". " you piece of shit Morty fuck you ".
"Ahh " Rick pushes Morty Morty punches Rick and tries to scratch him Rick grabs mortys arm and swiftly throws him down then Rick kicks him in the gut "get curb stomped bitch you like that homie not in my hood" "ohoooh ok ok Rick ahh" Rick hit him a few more times then spit on him" ohh yeah you like that Morty huh". Morty dust himself off " ahh geez man was all that necessary "Rick just then gets hit by a large wooden spear he lifts his head up only to see three figures in face paint and loin cloths carrying spears. "Num num a nuck nuck" the figures start to grap Rick and Morty "what the hell get off me you spear chuckers". " woah what the hell Rick you can't say that". "Ohhh I can't what can I do your majesty it's not racial Morty they throw spears they are spear chuckers end of story it's not rocket science and I would know " "nuk nuk a ruk" then Rick and Morty were knocked out.