Chapter 3

Morty opens his eyes to see he was upside down in a cage suspended hooked on a branch from a large tree "woah woah what the hell " Rick is in a cage to Morty's right " oh yeah oooohhh oh no ahh I'm in a tree oh shit Morty oh no oh my ohhh can you shut up so i can focus on getting out of here" Morty puts himself right side up "getting out how" Rick pulls out a small stick "they've got us John Maclained up here so I'm gonna get out with this" he starts filling the bars of his cage with it. " and then what Rick they see you try to escape and kill you oor ..or tie you to a stake and put fire ants in your eyelids" " geez Morty they're primitive not savages" " wwwhat you're the one who said the one who called them spear chuckers" "oh sure bring that up again like I'm a racist or something Morty " Morty scoffs" yeah whatever" there is a long pause" look, Morty I'm just gonna get out and stab one take his spear and kill the others you act like it's a new thing for me to win at shit " "well maybe at this " Rick looks at Morty " what does that mean" " you act like when that governor guy kicked your ass was a fluke but you won't admit in this world you're powerless ""Well it's getting out of here or we die anyway". Morty sits in his cage with both hands on the bars" Rick what are you talking about " "I'm not starting back at the beginning so you better start filing Morty". " no Rick ho... how would we die anyway"

Rick continues filing " come on come on almost got it" " Rick listen answer me what are you talking about". Rick continues grinding the first bar and it cracks off " yess just two more to go "

" uhh man Rick it's one question". Rick stops " well jeez Morty if you must know it's obvious they're gonna cut us down in a few days when we're too weak to fight and cook us in that fire ,eat us, and dance". " woo w Rick what the fuck ahh geez that's fucked up how do you know". " how do I know God Morty I don't know Morty how many people do you know who were picked up by forest people and not eaten it's obvious and not to mention there aren't a lot of full cages here and if there were it would make sense there were skeletons right."Morty looks around at the other cages each completely empty " geez Rick I don't know about that besides that seems too dark for a computer game I mean do you really think these people will eat us what is wrong with them" " I think it was a man I once knew who said don't hate the player hate the game". " what what game the game of cannibalism"." don't judge Morty … ah yes, I got it" the final bar of Rick's cage had been broken and he climbed out the cage. " don't worry Morty I'll come back for y..." Rick was climbing a limb of the tree when it broke off " ...ou ahhh" he lays on the ground" ah shit oh my back". "Rick!" two guards run over and point the head of their spears at Rick " guk a nuk fla" " hear that Morty those are eaten words" the two grab Rick and tie him to the tree "ahhh geez Rick how are you still joking about cannibalism" both guards stand in front of the tree.

The day soon fades away into the late evening. Morty wakes up to his cage being picked up and laid on the ground " ahh wwhhat the " one guard pokes Morty with its spear "gak an nuk nuk " Morty crawls out " ahh man Rick whats going on" "it's feeding time Morty huh you first I guess" " they're not going to eat us Rick stop " the creature put a spear up to Morty's throat "ohh geez Rick " an arrow comes hit the ground by Mortys foot "what the hell" Rick asks as more arrows hit the ground the creatures start to panic not sure where the arrows are coming from. Another arrow comes hitting the creature close to Morty through its head and eye green blood splatters hitting Morty's face "aww geez " Morty ducks into a bush as a storm of arrows rains down killing most of the creatures one arrow hits Rick in the knee " God damn it fuck!". while the rest run further into the woods.

The arrows soon stop and Morty is picked up by the shoulder " just two, both noobs" another voice comes from behind " Of course their noobs no self respecting character gets caught by the gropes " Morty looks up to see a female in green scale armor with brown hair holding him up by his shoulder Morty moves his hand up to her "Mm Morty " "What?" she drops him Morty falls to the dirt " look as fun as it is to see my grandson fall on his boner can you tell me who you two are and why you shot my knee ." another figure a blonde man at least six feet tall with broad shoulders brandishing a bow "sorry about that I wasn't really aiming more just trying to scare them off, but if you'd like I can heal that for you ".

Morty gets up " I I I'm Morty and um that's Rick ". The girl shakes Morty's hand " I'm Eclipesa " " Oh cool um so are you two siblings,cousins or... " "ohhh smooth Morty " Morty gives Rick a dirty look" oh that's Ray my fiance" she points at Ray while he heals Rick and unties him from the tree Ray speaks up "well you both sure are lucky we found you those savages eat people they find in the woods " " Yeah well we figured that out after a while Ray thanks though" " damn Morty they did just save our lives be chill". Eclipsea looks confused but speaks up "Soooo anyway I think we should get moving, it looks like you two could use a tutorial would you guys like to help us we could teach you the game and" " um yeah ah Eclipsea we would love to" " ifff we didn't have somewhere to go" Rick grabs him by the arm and starts dragging him but Morty digs his feet into the ground " Rick I'm not going into the woods with you again " Ray puts his hand on Rick's shoulder " your grandsons right Rick you seem like a smart guy so listen what happens when a jubbysub or another player robs and kills you both for fun leaving your empty corpses to rot ,long story short you'll die out there let us help you" "we appreciate it but I've got to meet a friend soo sorry Ray burp* maybe another time" "who" Eclipsea asks " King sloupy yipper"Morty answers Rick face palms" oh lets see" Ray pulls out a map " Oh no worries man we're going close to there ourselves help us out here and we'll bring you win win uhh" Morty's face lights up "hear that Rick win win huh huh" Morty starts nudging Rick "oh alright alright Morty! We'll go you just better hope it works out ."