T walked up to a house in Ponyville and knocked on the door. After a few seconds Octavia opened the door. "Oh, an Alicorn? What do we owe the pleasure?!" She said. "Oh, I'm honestly not a true alicorn, I just-" began but she was interrupted. "Oh don't be so modest! You have the Horn and the wings! Of course you are a true alicorn!" Said Octavia.
"I give up! Is Vinyl Scratch here? She has something I'm interested in" said T. "Oh what's that?" asked Octavia. "A Bass Cannon!" Said T excitedly. Oh well,she is home right now, I told her to keep a low profile in her club shows but noooo!" Said Octavia. "Oh, I can track someone in another realm or dimention even. She had no chance of avoiding me" said T as she was led into the house.
A little bit later and she was screwing a few pieces of metal together on a buster cannon. "So tell me, why did you want a base buster?" Asked Vinyl. I have three sirens I need to keep under control and I would rather not have to squeeze them until they pop if they misbehave" said T as she levitated the buster in in front of her.
It had a speaker in the barrel, a record in the side along with a row of multicolored lights on the other side, a segmented metal light up cable leading into a small saddle bag containing a large battery, and a dial on the top. "This is perfect. Now to continue my meme run!" Said T as she placed a box of bits on the floor and left while putting the buster into one of her bags. "Thanks for stopping by!" Called vinyl as she closed the door. On her way out the front door, T heard a ton of dubstep pumping behind her.
Later, she landed back at Twilight's Castle levitating a box of takeout. "What's in the box T? Asked Twilight. "The best or worst thing you've ever tasted!" Said T as she walked into the dining hall. "You know, I always saw this castle as smaller on the outside. Why is that?" Asked T. "Oh, I never thought about that. I'll have to check it out tomorrow, anyway, let's eat!" Said Twilight a she she and T dug into their food.
And five…" said Starlight. "Four…"said Spike. "Three…" Said Adagio. "Two…" Said Aria. "One…" Said Sonata. (Cue music). "IT BURNS BURNS BURNS!" Shouted T and Twilight. "The curry it's so hot!" Sang everyone else. "IT BURNS BURNS BURNS!" They shouted again. "I'm on fire oh my god!" Sang everyone. IT BURNS BURNS BURNS!" They shouted yet again. "I drink and drink but it won't stop!" Added everyone. "IT BURNS BURNS BURNS!"they shouted once more. "A mountain tomorrow in my pot!" Said T. (End music)
After everything calmed down, they all got ready for bed. Twilight walked out of her room with a towel in her mane. "So you're the ones who used all the hot water!" Shouted Adagio, Aria, and Sonata with hair things in theirs. "You can't say you three weren't using some too!" Said T who was also wearing a towel on her mane as she stuck a hoof out. There's only one way to settle this! Battle!" Said Starlight who had a curler in her mane.
After the battle ended, they all had their manes hanging loose. "Hello pony meme! I was wondering when you would show up!" Said T from the floor. "Oh man, look at ourselves! Now we have to wait for the hot water to fill up and then take baths all over again!" groaned Twilight. "Yeah, nice idea Starlight! Why dont you take yours last!?" said Adagio. "Hey everyone, does anyone in your families take cold showers?!" Shouted Sonata. "We honestly don't mind cold water since we are sirens! The best creatures in Equestria! At least compared to ponys!" Laughed Aria.
"THAT'S IT YOU THREE! EPIC WUB TIME!" Shouted T as she pulled out her new buster and fired it at them. (Cue pumping base and pain montage)