A few days later, Alexander and Burr were cracking open a cold one with the boys, when the topic turned to an… uncomfortable subject.
"LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS AND HORSES-"
Burr winced at this a bit,
"-OF COURSE IT'S HARD TO HAVE INTERCOURSE OVER FOUR SETS OF CORSETS!"
And scoots away a bit, which Hamilton noticed almost immediately and tried to change the topic.
"Ha, no more sex, lets just drink!"
Herc rolled his eyes.
"Since when don't you want to talk about sex? It's all girls are good for."
"…..What. That's serious bullcrap Herc!"
"Oh, come on, you know its true. They're to… small and fragile. And they're so emotional over everything."
"…. Your dick is small."
Hercules jumped up in anger knocking over several cups, and this time Burr wasn't the only one who flinched, in fact, Alexander was probably the only one who didn't.
"What the HELL did you just say to me?"
"Oh come on Hercules, its just a joooooooooooke, don't be so over emotional and dramatic. Oh wait i-is it that time of the month? Oh wait no I forgot, guys don't bleed out for seven days with painful cramps and still manage to cook, clean, and deal with sexist rude comments on how theyre exaggerating, my bad."
Hercules didn't know quite what to say, but did his best to come up with an argument
"B-but this is different! You insulted my manhood!"
"Ouch it only takes that much to hurt your ego? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, nah, you gotta be messing with us, your just being over dramatic. Now could you be a dear and pour me another drink?"
"Pour you a drink? For insulting me?"
"Oooooooooooooooh feisty, how adorable! I'll bet you like the attention though dontcha? "
Herc sat down at this point, realizing it wasn't going to end anytime soon, especially when everything he said was being invalidated.
"Can you stop now? I get it, and you're making me uncomfortable."
"See theres nothing easy or weak about being a woman now is there?"