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Madison was Burrs closest friend besides Alexander, and the one he had had the longest, since college in fact. If anyone could manage to say so much while saying so little more than Burr, it was Jemmy, the smartest person he knew (but he'd never tell Hamilton that).

So why then, was he friends with the biggest asshole Burr had ever met?

This guy said less than anyone he ever knew and almost refused to fight on any subject what so ever, and yes Burr was aware how hypocritical it was for him to say that.

Speaking of hypocrites, this guy who wrote all men are created equal owned slaves. And not the way Washington did of 'oh it's illegal to free them and I know that I'll treat them good so I'll just treat them good.' No, he treated them horrible.

And he put plagiarized work in the declaration of Independence which was the only thing he was known for! It was John Locke who said "Life liberty and property" were mens inalienable rights.

Long story short, even before he got off the boat from France looking smug and making leering comments, as well as accidentally hitting him in the face with his STUPID CANE, Burr hated him and could tell Alexander did to. Welp there went any chance of working with Madison, because Burr refused to work with this fuck face.

So I'm a huuuuuuuuuuge fan of real history and apparently the whole "Jefferson has beliefs" thing was absolute bull crap. John Adams (who was pretty coolie actually) said that he never uttered more than two or three sentences even at committees. No one knew his beliefs outside foreign affairs for the longest time and if he had to have an opinion he basically did whatever Maidson said. He himself also admitted that "If I could not go to heaven but with a party, I would not go at all" and he swore he wouldn't join politics after dealing with the whole France thing but then changed his mind because he wanted to distract himself from his wifes death/miscarriage. Also not related to this chapter at all but for those of you wondering Theo Jr is still born because her mom was pregnant when Burr married her I decided so... do what you will with that