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After smashing on several tuna salad sandwiches and drinking copious amounts of coke, he finally heard it. Ping!
Level up
John Union
Titles
The gamer
Heavens enemy
Monster tamer
Yokai Academy Student
Perks
Super strength
Eagle eyes
Level-3 experience 90/700
Health 120/120
Mana 210/210
Stamina 180/180
Race-Human
Str 12(x25)-300
Vit 4
Dex 5(+20)-21
End 6
Agl 4
Int 7
Wis 5
Luk 1
Points-10
Money-0/0
Skills
Throwing lv10
Yoki sense lv5
Masturbation lv50
Dancing lv2
With meal time finished, he started on his new training regime of dancing. He needed something to increase his agility. Dancing seemed as good a skill to have as any.
He looked over his skills and frowned, when he made it to masturbation. That skill popped up every so often, so John turned off the notification for it.
Nights in the dorm got lonely. He had trained his mind with algebra. Relearning that was annoying. Finding the x was a tedious as finding Urd in the mornings.
The slime girl had a habit of vanishing, only to creep up on him, when it was lunch time.
An alarm blared in the background. It was time for normal people to wake up. Joy!
John enjoyed sleeping, but he only slept one day out of the week. Earning skill points through exercise was like pulling teeth. It was irritating and the pay off wasn't great.
He learned that he could gain wisdom by playing board games. So, neat.
After showering and putting on his uniform, he made his way out of the dorms. "Help me please. Please lend me a hand. I just suddenly started feeling ill." John paused from his walk and followed the voice.
A busty blue haired girl was in danger. John rushed to the seen. He looked around to ensure there was no monster attack. Closing his eyes, he sensed for yoki. The only presence was the girl in front of him. She was larger than most.
"Hey, are you alright? There doesn't seem to be any students, out to get you. Do you want me to take you to the infirmary?" John asked. "My name is John by the way. It's nice to meet you…" She smiled.
"Thank goodness you came. I've always had a weak body." John tried to hold her up right, the best he could. "My chest it just started hurting." She wrapped his arm around her shoulder. "Hold me tight like this. My chest feels like it's going to burst." John looked her tits over. They didn't look to be fake, so it was unlikely they would burst. Was she a double d or e-cup? "Oh, John look me in the eye." Ping!
New skill
Mental shield lv1-(passive)
-5% Mental damage
+5% Mag def
50 mental def x lv
Her eyes glowed a bright purple and something crashed against his mental barriers. Ping!
Mental shield lv up
John shook off whatever she was doing. Her eyebrows creased and then furrowed in surprise. "I'm Kurono Kurumu, please be a good friend to me ok." What felt like a jack hammer crashed into his head. Some of his stamina dropped and a piercing head ache swept through his mind. Ping!
Mental shield lv up
"WhaWhaWhaa, I have you now." John blinked, as she crashed into him. He picked her up gently. "What are you doing?" Kurumu asked. John blinked.
"I'm taking you to the infirmary. We just had this conversation earlier." John placed his fingers on her temples. He brought his fingers out and moved them across her vision. "How's your vision, can you see my fingers in your peripheral." John said. She nodded slowly. John placed a hand on her boob, to check her heart rate. She blinked at his actions. Then he placed his ear on her chest. Her heart was beating a little fast but far from irregular.
"Look in my eyes. Stop whatever you're doing." Kurumu shouted. John placed hand over her forehead and stares into her eyes. "Charm," Kurumu said. His head ache spiked at a manageable level.
"We need to get you to the infirmary. I can't tell if anything is wrong." John said.
"No, it's alright nothing is wrong with me." John picks her up bridal style. Her eyes widened in shock.
"Kurumu you collapsed in the middle of the woods on the way to breakfast. There is obviously something wrong." John smiled down at her. "I know you don't want to be a bother but we are friends now right." She slowly nodded her head. "Now, as your new friend, I will not rest, until your safely in the infirmary and in capable hands." John marched towards the school infirmary at a slow enough pace not to jostle her too much. She kept looking up at him as he moved. Her eyes seemed to sparkle at times.
Ping!
Mental shield lv up
Mental shield lv4-(passive)
He wasn't a fool. She was obviously trying to do something to his mind. John decided to give her the benefit of the doubt. He preferred innocent until proven guilty.
"You ruined my plans." She muttered as he walked her in the infirmary. Kurumu looked in his eyes and he felt the head ache again. It had gone from a painful ache to a mild annoyance.
"If you want to go to class then, just let the nurse check you over first." John said.
"Moka Ayikasha is a vampire right. That's what the rumors say. I wanted to do away with her. She was the only thing standing between me and total control over the male population. I was going to find my destined one. With the whole of the male population to choose from, it would be easy to find him. Charm," Kurumu said. He felt the attack hit and brushed it aside. Ping!
Mental shield lv up
Mental shield lv5-(passive)
John raised an eyebrow at her. She pouted. "It's isn't fair. Your immune to my charm." Kurumu said.
John shrugged his shoulders. The nurse was busy. They had time to kill. "Why do you want to find your destined one at such a young age?" John asked.
"I'm a succubus, we have a very low population. We need to mate young and keep mating, if we are to recover." Bat like wings sprouted from her back and a long-forked tail popped out from under her skirt. "You know, I can taste the lust rolling off you from here." Kurumu said with a chuckle. "Is my true form really so appealing." Once again, she used her charm. Ping!
Mental shield lv up
Mental shield lv6-(passive)
The pain that normally came with her charm was little more than a dull throb. "True, your form is very attractive. That doesn't mean you can control me." John said. Kurumu frowned. Her bat wings and tail vanished from sight.
"I want to believe you are my destined one. With your immunity to my charm, you are destined one material. John, I can't take you with my magic. I must form a bond with you. You can reject me and destroy my very soul." Kurumu smiled and it was a sweet thing.
"Where do we go from here? If you are to be my lover, then you have to be friends with Urd." John said.
"That girl that follows you round. What is your relationship with her?" Kurumu said. A fire burned in her eyes. She was ready to show just how territorial she could be.
"She is something akin to a sibling. We've had sex in the past. It's never anything more than physical release. We don't feel romantically inclined to one another." John said. "Does that make sense?" Kurumu shook her head.
"It seems like a normal sibling relationship to me. When the urge strikes me, I normally go to my mother or sisters." John nodded. It was how her family dynamic went and it was how his relationship with Urd went.
"So, want to get out of here and meet Urd. I don't know how she will react. Its hit or miss with her." John said. They walked out before the nurse came.
"I wonder what am I to Tsukune, do I really just want his blood?" John and Kururmu stop when they heard Moka.
"This is my chance to rub in her face, that I have found my destined one." John gave her a look. "I mean we can cheer her up." Kurumu said. John gave her a smile that was more grimace.
"Hey Moka, where's Tsukune, I don't see him anywhere." Kurumu made a show of looking around.
"What did you do to Tsukune?" Moka yelled.
"I don't want him anymore you can have him back. Because Moka, I could have him anytime I want. I chose not to have him." Kurumu said. Moka started to cry and was about to rush off.
"Moka," John called out. She turned to him.
"I thought we were friends John." Moka said.
"We are friends. Kurumu is just being mean." John looked at the Succubus. She whistled a tune. "She is just being mean Moka. Calm down, are you and Tsukune having an argument?" John asked.
"He thinks, I only want him for his blood. I feel horrible. What can I do?" Moka said. John covered Kurumu's mouth, before she could spew more vitriol.
"Kurumu, do you think you charm has run its course with Tsukune. Will he act like himself now?" She tapped her chin in thought.
"Maybe, but it is all dependent on will power. But that isn't the point. She only likes him because he smells good, like a human." Moka shakes her head.
"Moka, go to Tsukune. Explain to him in as simple of terms as possible, what he means to you. Listen, the guy's in love with you. Just tell him how you feel and he won't disappoint you." John said.
"Moka," Tsukune says as he bursts in. "I don't want to be a burden on you. Please, I will never betray you." Tsukune said.
Moka burst into tears. "Tsukune my precious friend, it has nothing to do with wanting blood." They hug it out. Kurumu sticks her finger down her throat at the corniness.
"John lets go somewhere private. I want to show you something special." Kurumu said.
Later
"So, you and John." Urd said. The silver haired petite slime girl looked from the Succubus then back to him. "Well, you do know, when I get in the mood you had both better see to my needs." Urd said. John rolled his eyes at Urd's selfish behavior.
"Oh, you think a succubus can't satisfy one slime girl. Please, I will have your goo everywhere within the first five seconds." Kurumu said. She crossed her arms under her massive breasts.
Urd turned her attention to John. "I hope your proud of yourself John. You're not alone, when you find a mate. She is my mate as well." Urd said. John shrugged his shoulders. Urd could be as dramatic as she wants.
The next day
John walked to class, Urd trailed behind him, like a shadow. He watched her give every student that passed by them the look. It wasn't the I want to be your friend look. It was the, I wonder what your insides taste like, look.
"Hey, I made cookies, let's eat them together." They sat together on a park bench and ate Kurumu's cookies.
"Hey what's that?" John said. He squinted at a flier but his eyes couldn't quite make out the words.
"It says after school clubs." Kurumu said. They calmly looked over the flier. "Any idea what club you plan on joining John?" Kurumu asked. John felt his mental shield take a hit. She loved to turn on her charm whenever possible.
"Well I was thinking about the swimming club but Urd would drink all the water and the swimmers. The martial arts club or maybe something like the newspaper club. Anything to take up time right." Kurumu nodded. John couldn't help but imagine Kurumu try and kick only for her boobs to bounce out of control. The only worse club for her would be track. "Do you have any suggestions?" John asked.
Kurumu shrugged. "So long as it's with you and Urd, I will be alright." Kurumu said.
The next week
"This academy's goal, is to train monsters to adapt to human society. Just as I've been saying all along, so that means starting today your all going to take up club activities." John let her get over her monologue about human society and monsters need to hide in plain sight.
"Sensei wouldn't that give you an F in transformation then?" Their teacher proceeded to claw the face of the student that spoke out. John let it happen to ensure the student learned his lesson in the future.
"Everyone please visit lots of groups and decide which one you want to enter. Be sure to visit the newspaper club, I'm the advisor for it." Urd, Kurumu, and John found themselves shuffled in with Tsukune and Moka.
"How about the swimming club?" Tsukune looked at Moka then at John. Personally, John had no problem with visiting the group. Joining was another kettle of fish.
"Eh, sure." Moka didn't sound positive. John left it alone. Moka was Tsukune's scary girlfriend, he wouldn't pry.
"Anyway, it's still early to decide. Let's visit lots of clubs." Moka said.
Kurumu pumped her hand and cheered. Urd nodded and continued to stare at people.
"Oh, the beautiful Moka and Kurumu. Do you want to join our phantom photography club? Please we must take lots of pictures." John punched the camera and it exploded. They ran out of there.
"New club," John voted. They nodded and went on to the next one.
"Ladies you must join our chemistry club. We want to make plenty of magical powder together. Lots of powder." The guys in lab coats said. John backed the others out of the room, ripped off the door, and threw it at them. They left with their backs to an explostion.
"So, what club should we try next? Kurume said.
"Cooking club," Urd voiced. Moka and Tsukune met each other's eyes and shrugged.
"Sure, it sounds like fun."
"Please join our club, we are always looking for fresh meat." A giant of a student said. His disguise wasn't very good. "We would love to stuff our Brock worst in your ovens." Kurumu kicked the guy in the nads. They ran away as a group.
"Swimming club." Tsukune said.
"I'm the captain of the swim club Ichinose Tamao. Why don't we swim together?" She looked to John the Tsukune.
One of their members walked up. "The swimming club is all female; the ladies will pay special attention to the boys who join." Tsukune walked with the captain.
John stayed behind with the girls. "Moka you look troubled. Do you have trouble swimming?" The girl nodded.
He looked to Kurume and Urd. "I'm going to make sure Tsukune doesn't get eaten. This all girls swim team seems a little fishy." Kurumu bust out laughing.
"Is something funny?" Urd asked.
"The club is full of mermaids. They eat the unsuspecting freshmen every year. Mom told me it was the number one place not to go. Mermaids are very powerful in the water." Kurumu said.
"We have to go save Tsukune." Moka said. John nodded his agreement. They followed the crowd of boys going to the club.
"Welcome to Yokai Academy's Swimming club." The captain said.
"Let's all swim together, we have spare swim suits." John had to wonder how many people died wearing those.
"This is great isn't it guys." Tsukune said. His eyes were closed. John had to wonder what he was thinking about. The others in the pool were playing volley ball. The trap was on its way to being set.
"Uh, Tsukune, I can't really swim." Moka said. John placed a hand on the girl's shoulder and pushed her behind Urd. Tsukune didn't seem to notice.
The captain jumped on Tsukune's back. John was just about to make his move when she spoke. "Hurry up and come swim with us." She then turned to look at the rest of us. "This is the swimming club. If you have no intention to swim, leave." Tamao said.
They stood there and watched Tamao molest tsukune. For the next thirty minutes it continued. "That's enough, I'm leaving." Moka said. Tsukune somehow heard her over the crowd playing volley ball.
"Please understand, I really wanted to swim with you." Tsukune said.
"No Tsukune, you don't get it. I," Tamao splashed water at Moka. Urd stood there and blocked it. The water dried the second it touched her. A glint appeared in his companion's eyes. She was awake now and hungry.
"Tsukune, the truth is," Another splash soaked all three of them.
"Though your free to visit fighting is such an ugly sight. It looks childish whether you understand each other or not is irrelevant. You look petty. Between a man and a woman, the important part is finding out if you got your heart stolen or vice versa." Moka ran off covered in water.
"Stop it why are you suddenly coming after me Sempai." John saw two mermaids bite into a random guy. The guy aged rapidly.
"Don't think badly of us. Luring men into the water and sucking out their life energy is natural for us." John leapt into the water. The water would slow down his fist. So, he enclosed his fingers and slapped the water.
The pool was suddenly a tidal wave. Water around John vanished and joined the massive wave. For a few seconds the mermaids were fish out of water. John jammed his fists in their mouths. He leapt hoisting them like largemouth basses. With a twirl learned in dance practice he tossed them away out of the water.
John slapped the water continuously until there was a release of Yoki. "How dare you. How dare you treat me like this." Outer Moka yelled.
"Why can't you get out of the way and let me have him. I've had my eyes set on him. So, why can't you leave him to me." Tamao said.
The water suddenly drained away. Urd had stepped in the water. The mermaids flapped around like fish out of water. "Know your place." Moka yelled and smashed her fish into Tamao's cheek. She then back handed Tsukune.
"Moka,"
"The kind of men who think about nothing but themselves have no right to come near me. Stay out of my sight Tsukune." Outer Moka said.
They ended up joining the newspaper club the next day.
That's a wrap.
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