Peter Griffin was busy watching Toadette farting in front of him in his living room of the Griffin household, with Dry Bowser and Petey Piranha playing table tennis in the kitchen as Lois Griffin came in, placing her hands on her hips while annoyingly murmuring.

"Petah, what is this?" Lois asked in her shrill voice.

"Ah geeze Lois, these are just my friends," Peter said as he stretched his big arms.

"Fore! I win again!" Petey exclaimed as he slammed the tennis ball into the wall, causing a dent.

Dry Bowser glanced at the hallway to see Peter and Lois looking at them in a shocked way, turning back to the mutated piranha plant. "...I think we're gonna have to cover that for them."

"Just like they're gonna have to cover for my diapers?" Toadette admitted as she was making quite a stinky mess of herself, noticing her flatulence was causing more bodily functions than just broken wind.

Peter slapped his right hand on his face as he sighed, his eyes lowered. "Man, this is worse than the time I wrote a chapter with barely a hundred words in it!"

Peter was in his bedroom, trying to think of something to write as he then randomly slammed his fingers on the keyboard, with it coming out as gibberish. He groaned as he slapped his right hand on his forehead.

"D'oh! This is not what I was trying to convey at all!" Peter exclaimed as he felt that this was not a funny moment.

"Hey Beter," Joe Swanson stated as he pulled up in his wheelchair.

"Yes Joe from Family Guy?" Peter stated as he placed his hands on his hips and stood in the way that he would stand like that one promotional art of him.

"Spell Fanfiction." Joe stated with a confident smirk as he pulled a shotgun out of nowhere and began firing at Peter's house.

"Holy crap!" Peter exclaimed as he dashed across the street to win a free IPhone.

"...I don't get this joke." Toadette stated as she and her two boss friends were watching this take place on lawn chairs in the front yard of the Griffin house.

"I don't understand anything." Petey stated as the mutated piranha plant then yawned and stretched his big green leaves.

"Oh please, you think that's bad, you haven't heard the time when I was attempting a bad joke that ended abruptly because of a cliffhanger," Dry Bowser stated as he took off his skull and began polishing it, with the chapter then ending on a halted note because this is just like the time-