I STILL DO NOT OWN THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS, or the song "Strip It Down" by Luke Bryan.

Enjoy the lemon!

Strip It Down- A CW Songfic

Morning came around fast, and before Cosmo knew it, he was awake. He turned around in bed to greet his wife, only to find it empty. His confusion was short lived however, as the smell of pancakes permeated the air.

He smiled, rolled out of bed, and headed towards the kitchen.

He finally got to the kitchen doorway, and the sight before him stopped him dead in his tracks.

He saw Wanda making breakfast, which was nothing unusual... But her clothes...

She stood there, one hip cocked out to the side, one hand holding a spatula and the other resting on her hip. She wore a red flannel crop top that was tied in front just below her bust, and faded blue jeans. Topped off with a navy blue bandanna in her hair and leather cowboy boots that went halfway up her calf.

Cosmo couldn't hold back a chuckle as he entered the kitchen.

"Country looks good on you baby." He said as he walked over to her.

Wanda chuckled lightly at the compliment as she flipped the last pancake off the skillet and onto Cosmo's plate. She turned around and handed him his food and he thanked her with a chaste kiss on the lips.

After they ate, Cosmo went to get dressed and Wanda poofed off to wake up Timmy.

She poofed into the dimly lit bedroom and flew over to her godson, before sitting on the edge of his bed and smiling down at him.

She couldn't help it. Timmy was by far the most special godkid they'd ever had, and her heart filled with pride at the thought of him being her son. Well... GODson. But why bother getting into semantics?

It was only 4:00 in the morning, roughly six hours earlier than he normally woke up. So it took a while for Wanda to wake him.

She gently ran her hand through his hair as she called him sweetly.

"Timmy... Come on sweetie, you've gotta wake up."

Finally, he stirred and opened his eyes halfway.

"Hi..." He smiled at her before flipping over.

"Oh no you don't!" Wanda laughed. "We leave in 45 minutes!"

"Mrmph..." Timmy grumbled into his pillow.

She chuckled and rolled her eyes. "Well, you leave me no choice..."

Suddenly, her hands shot out towards his stomach, and her fingers began to move furiously.

NOW Timmy was awake.

"No! Stop! I'm up! I'm up!" He yelped between laughs.

Finally, Wanda ceased her attack on Timmy's stomach. Timmy shot up and glared at her with an angry façade.

"That wasn't funny!" He scolded her.

She leaned forward and placed a kiss on his forehead. "Yes it was."

They shared a glance and both broke down laughing.

While they laughed, Cosmo poofed in and used his wand to flick on the lights.

"What's so funny?"

Wanda and Timmy stopped their laughing and shared a knowing glance.

"This is!" Timmy exclaimed as they both lunged towards Cosmo.

"Ahhh!" Cosmo yelled as he was yanked out of the air.

Before he could even analyze what was going on, Wanda was on his chest straddling him and keeping his arms pinned above his head. Timmy was by his feet, tickling him furiously with a feather that Wanda must have conjured up for him.

"Hey! Hahaha No fair!" Cosmo could barely talk between giggles. "Okay! Uncle! Uncle!"

Wanda and Timmy stopped and shared a high-five.

"Ha! Gotcha!" Timmy laughed.

"Timmy!" His mother called from downstairs. "Breakfast!"

"Okay guys, I'll be back soon. Just chill out for a while!" And with that Timmy ran downstairs.

"Hey Wanda? You wanna let me go now?" Cosmo asked politely.

"Well, I could..." Wanda leaned in closer to his face and answered, "But what fun is that?"

She grinned at him devilishly, pleased that she still had him pinned.

"Oh yeah?" Cosmo asked.

Suddenly with a poof, Cosmo and Wanda had switched places. Wanda began to struggle underneath him.

"Hahaha! You're right Wanda, this IS fun!"

Cosmo chuckled and glanced at his wife. She was glaring at him 'angrily', but he could see the laughter in her eyes. He loved when she put on that little pouty face, it was adorable.

He leaned down and kissed her.

Wanda sighed heavily and opened her mouth to him. She wrapped her legs around his waist, and freed her arms to wrap around his neck. Then, Cosmo picked her up, poofed them into their bedroom, and laid her on the bed- all without ever breaking their kiss.

He pulled away for a moment and smiled at her. "I'm so glad we're going to get some spend some time together Wanda."

"Yeah, it's been too long." Wanda agreed.

"Way too long baby." Cosmo whispered as he leaned in to kiss her again.

He allowed himself to float above her, freeing his hands to untie the bandana around Wanda's hair. He tossed it aside and ran his fingers through her pink waves. Wanda unbuttoned his shirt, and it soon joined her bandana on the floor. Cosmo moved downward, and began to kiss her neck fervently. When Cosmo started to nip at her, Wanda's nails dug into his shoulder blades, pulling him closer. Cosmo moved to untie the large knot in the front of her shirt, but was stopped when...

"Cosmo? Wanda? Where are you?" Timmy yelled from his room.

"So close…" Cosmo muttered as he buried his face into his wife's chest.

"It's okay honey. We'll just have to make up for it while we're there…" Wanda winked at him.

He smiled back and kissed her quickly. Then he poofed them back into their country attire and into Timmy's room.

"What's up sport?" Wanda asked.

"We're ready to go!"

"Alrighty then, let's go!"

And with that, Cosmo and Wanda poofed into goldfish, and Timmy brought them downstairs and into the car.

Off they were to Tennessee…

Just as the sun was heading down behind the horizon, they arrived.

"Ugh. 36 hours is too long to sit in a car!" Timmy complained.

"Look on the bright side Timmy! We're here!" His mom piped out from the passenger seat.

"Yeah, but you didn't have to help Dad carry in 6 suitcases!"

Meanwhile, Timmy's Dad went up to the concierge to check in.

"Howdy! Welcome to Tennessee! What can I do for you fine folks t'day?"

"Uh, Turner checking in."

The man typed into his computer and up popped the reservation.

"Yes, two rooms. One on the 3rd floor, and one on the 9th. Correct?"

"Erm. No…" Mr. Turner started confused.

He turned around to face his wife, "Honey? Can you come here please?"

"Yes dear," Mrs. Turner started as she walked over.

"I thought you told me to book the room?"

"No, I said that I would book the room!"

"Uh-oh…"

As they continued to argue, Cosmo, Wanda, and Timmy all looked on.

"Figures…" Timmy muttered. "That's Dad for ya!" he chuckled.

"That's okay, sport. I'm sure it'll all work out." Wanda assured him.

"Hey!" Timmy started excitedly. "Why don't you guys take it? Just poof into humans and offer to buy the room off of my parents!"

"But Timmy, I thought you brought us with you to help in case of emergencies?"

"Well yeah… But what are the odds of that happening while on vacation! It's not like Crocker or Vicky are here. You guys go ahead, and I can call you if I need you guys."

"Wow! Thanks Timmy!"

Timmy ran around the corner and into a maid's closet, where Cosmo and Wanda turned themselves into humans and poofed up some luggage.

"Oh Dad!" Timmy called out. "Look at these colorful strangers who I've never met before! Maybe they could take that extra room off your hands?"

"Hello colorful strangers!" Timmy's parents greeted.

"Hello!" Cosmo waved.

"We wouldn't mind taking that extra room off of your hands for you. We'll even pay for it!" Wanda said as she pulled out a wad of cash.

"Sold!" Timmy's Dad yelled as he ripped the cash out of her hands.

"Excuse me," the desk clerk asked, "What name should I put that second room under?"

"Just put us down as the Fair-" Cosmo started, but was cut off when Wanda elbowed him in the side.

"Ehem," She began, "the Fairnsteins. Yep. The Fairnsteins. That's us! Hahaha!" Wanda laughed nervously, hoping the clerk wasn't suspicious.

"Alright ma'am, here's your key."

"Thank you!"

Phew! Thought Wanda.

Cosmo and Wanda headed over to the elevator, but stopped dead in their tracks when they heard Timmy's parents talking to him.

"Timmy? Didn't you bring your goldfish?" Asked Mom.

"Umm…" Timmy paused for a long time. "No I didn't?"

"Works for me!" Said Mom as she picked up two suitcases and put them on a bell cart.

Cosmo and Wanda smiled and made their way to the elevator.

They entered the elevator and Wanda moved to the corner to lean against it. Cosmo hit the button and turned to her.

He had had it with the distractions. As soon as the doors closed, Cosmo grabbed his wife and kissed her- hard.

Wanda gasped as he grabbed her, but readily obliged to his request. She opened her mouth against his and quickly burrowed her hands into his hair, knocking his hat off in the process. They reveled in their kiss, allowing their tongues to sweep across each other in a ferocious dance.

The elevator doors opened and they haphazardly made their way to their room. By this time, the sun had gone down completely, and the hallway lights hadn't yet kicked on.

Cosmo just barely let Wanda open the door with her key card when he pulled her to him again. He ran his fingers down her exposed back and grinned as she shivered underneath his touch.

Wanda moved her hands up to his shoulders and slid off his jean jacket. Cosmo slid his hands down to her hips, relishing the feeling of her in his hands. He grabbed her waist and pulled her closer, so that there was no space between them. Wanda could feel his arousal through his jeans, and immediately felt an immense heat pooling in the pit of her stomach.

Cosmo pulled back for a moment, and glanced at his wife in the darkened hallway. There was just enough light for him to see her face. He grinned as he noticed she was biting her lip, something she always did right before they made love.

"You're so beautiful…" he whispered as he again freed her hair from the bandana and returned to their kiss.

She smiled into their kiss and quickly moved his shirt up his torso and over his head. His hands left her only for a moment before returning to her sides to pick her up and carry her inside. Wanda kicked the door, allowing it to slam behind them, leaving Cosmo's t-shirt in the hall.

They got inside and Cosmo pinned her against the door. He started to work on the large knot on her shirt, eventually undoing it and allowing the shirt to slide down the wall behind her.

Wanda couldn't believe it. She had always been the commanding one. Always in charge. But this time? This time it was quite clear that Cosmo was in complete control… And the thought made butterflies flutter in her stomach. Her toes curled in anticipation and she shivered again as Cosmo began to suck on her neck. She could swear that she felt her body buzzing.

Wait… What IS that buzzing?

"Cosmo? Do you hear that?"

"Shh… Don't worry about it." Cosmo muttered into her neck.

He snaked his hands around her and unclasped her bra.

Wanda slid the straps down her arms until her bra fell to the floor.

Cosmo grinned and began to slide downwards. Moving his kisses from her neck, to her collarbone, all the way down to her naked breasts.

Wanda gasped as she felt her breast engulfed in a searing wet heat. "Cosmo…"

Cosmo looked back up at her with lust filled eyes and quickly dove down again to her other breast. He began to trace tiny circles with his tongue. With each move he made, Wanda shivered even more. He carried her over to the bed and lowered her onto it.

Wanda kicked her boots off, and they landed on the corner of the bed next to her now bare feet. Cosmo lay flush atop her, and continued to kiss her with reckless abandon, their tongues battling for dominance. He began to move down her body. Planting kisses on her neck, her chest, her stomach. He quickly unbuttoned her jeans and slid them down her legs, continuing to plant kisses along the way as he did so. He stopped at the foot of the bed and tossed her jeans over his shoulder.

As Cosmo removed his boots, an audible ding was heard. It was the Fairy Phone.

"I knew I heard something!" Wanda said.

Cosmo pulled the phone out of his pocket and looked at the screen.

1 Missed Call from Timmy

1 Message from Timmy: "Hey guys, we're going out to eat. You want me to bring anything back?"

Cosmo grinned. Everything I need is in those white cotton sheets…

"It's nothing Wanda. Don't worry about it." And with that, Cosmo dropped the phone, letting it shatter on the ground. He could always fix it later. The only thing he wanted to hold right now, the only thought on his mind, the only thing needed, was Wanda.

He immediately crawled back onto the bed. In the dimly lit room, he could see a mischievous twinkle in his wife's eyes. He didn't have much time to wonder though, as Wanda immediately pounced on him. She began to plant kisses all over his chest, while her hands were busy undoing his belt. Before he knew it, his belt was loose and he felt his jeans sliding down his legs, dragging his boxers off with them.

He saw his wife grinning at him from the foot of the bed. His eyes wandered all over her body, taking in the sight of each curve she had, the way the moonlight danced over her skin, the look in her eyes...

"It's been so long since I've seen you like this…" Cosmo said breathlessly. "You look… wow…" Cosmo couldn't even focus enough to form a sentence. All he knew is that he wanted her, and he wanted her now.

Wanda began to crawl back up to him. When she was eye level with his hips, she looked up at him devilishly through lidded eyes before beginning to plant kisses all over the base of his groin.

Cosmo gasped and his eyes slammed shut in pleasure.

She lightly dragged her tongue up along the entire length of his dick before placing a warm, wet kiss at the tip.

Cosmo groaned and gripped the sheets at his sides.

Wanda smiled to herself before completely engulfing him in her mouth.

"Waaaaa…." Cosmo moaned. He couldn't even think enough to finish her name, he could only focus on the complete ecstasy she was giving him as her impossibly soft lips slid up and down his shaft.

Wanda stopped and looked up at him. "Yes?" she asked innocently. "What? No answer?" she asked feigning disappointment.

She wrapped her hand around him and began to gently drag it up and down the entire length of him.

Cosmo lay there panting, unable to speak a single intelligible word.

Wanda tightened her grip and began to stroke faster, this time earning a loud moan from her husband.

She smiled coyly, satisfied with her work, and continued her crawl up the bed, allowing her body to drag ever so lightly against his.

Cosmo closed his eyes in pleasure. He was lost in the absolute euphoria of this maddeningly slow dance of skin on skin. Every move she made was better than the last, and he wasn't sure how much longer he could handle it.

Wanda continued her crawl up the bed, finally coming to rest with her lips just centimeters from his. She ground her hips into his, earning a low groan from her husband.

Cosmo couldn't take it anymore. He flipped her over and settled himself by her knees. He grabbed hold of her underwear and slid them down her legs and off of her body.

He placed himself above her. They were so close…

It had been quite a long time since they had been able to enjoy themselves like this. Sure, they had time now and then to fool around, but not like this... This was far better.

Now they had time.

Time to feel.

To touch.

To savor.

To absorb each moment to it's fullest extent.

They could make the most of this. They could take the time to tease each other with tantalizingly slow movements, or make each other scream with sudden ones. Every kiss, moan, stroke- every detail could surround them without hesitation or interruption. They could share these ethereal moments as husband and wife...

Without hesitation, he allowed his fingers to dance in the wetness, making his wife gasp and writhe in pleasure.

Satisfied with her reaction, he got bolder. He moved himself between her legs, propping them on each of his shoulders. He moved his mouth to her maidenhood and kissed her.

Once.

Twice.

With each gentle kiss he planted, Wanda gasped.

The gentleness didn't last long however, as Cosmo began to move quicker. Allowing his tongue to explore every inch of her.

Each movement of his tongue ignited a fire within her. A longing for him, and only him. To please her in a way that only he could. To join her in this wonderful moment of sensation and passion, and engage in a complete sharing of love and trust.

Wanda let out a long groan, and Cosmo took that as his cue. He stopped and began to kiss his way up her body and back to her lips.

He kissed her hard, forcing his tongue into her mouth and allowing it to fight with hers. He cut the kiss short, leaving his wife breathless.

Cosmo positioned himself and slid his hips against hers, allowing his member to slide against her entrance.

She moaned and dug her nails into his shoulder blades, pulling him closer.

He smiled to himself and did it again.

He loved the way her brow would crease and how her mouth would fall open wordlessly in pleasure.

He was going to keep teasing her like this, until she moaned his name.

"Cosmo…"

That did it for him every time. There was nothing in this world, or any other, better than the sound of Wanda moaning his name like that.

She had to gasp it, and yet it flowed out of her mouth clearly. Because the only thought on her mind, all other thoughts ceased to exist, except for, him.

The way it sounded… They way it seemed to plead to him, call him to her, how she was clearly begging him, take me…

Cosmo spread her legs apart, and allowed himself to slide in.

Wanda's breath hitched, and a low moan resonated in her throat.

He pulled out completely, and then plunged himself back into her.

She screamed, and her nails dug even farther into his skin.

Cosmo secured his lips over hers and continued his tantalizingly slow movements, taking the time to savor every sensation. The way he fit perfectly, the way her inner walls were stroking him, the way Wanda kept him pulled close to her.

Wanda too, was taking the time to take in every feeling. They way he was kissing her, so passionate and possessive; the feeling of him gliding in and out of her; how his muscles rippled beneath her touch as she slid her hands up and down his back.

Eventually, neither could handle the teasing any longer, and they began to move faster.

Cosmo slamming himself deep into her.

Wanda raising her hips against his, allowing each thrust to go deeper.

Cosmo burrowed his neck into his wife's neck, panting heavily.

Wanda moving his lips towards hers to share another kiss.

They kissed frantically, low moans emanating from both of their throats.

Eventually sensation overtook them, and their pleasure reached its peak.

Wanda pulled him against her, mouth open in wordless pleasure.

Cosmo pressed his hips against hers hard.

Cosmo groaned as her inner walls convulsed and pulled him in even farther.

Wanda gasped as she felt him twitch within her.

They were both in complete and perfect ecstasy.

As their intense high eased up, Cosmo gently removed himself from ontop of her, and rolled next to her on the bed.

Wanda moved over to him, and lay her head on his chest.

He wrapped his arm around her and pulled her closer.

Wanda giggled as she heard his still racing heart beneath her.

"What?" Cosmo panted.

"Excited?" She asked with a laugh.

"Says you! You're panting!" He laughed back.

"Oh hush." She said just before giving him a quick kiss.

He smiled at her, and his eyes softened.

"I love you so much Wanda."

She looked at him in the same loving way. "I love you too Cosmo."

After that, they lay in comfortable silence for a while. Each of them trying to regain their bearings.

Eventually Cosmo spoke up. "So, we're here for another three days Wanda. Whaddaya wanna do?"

"Like you have to ask." She laughed as she pounced on him once again and crashed her lips against his.

Oh yes, this would certainly a very memorable vacation...

Well guys, I'm not gonna lie. I don't think I'll be doing another full fledged Lemon. At least... not for a while.
I feel that I'm better at writing foreplay than actual sex. Lol
I don't know though, if y'all really liked this, then PLEASE tell me. And if it sucked, please offer some assistance.
I've read several AMAZING Lemons, by several AMAZING authors. I tried to sorta combine a few different writing styles I've seen. Did I succeed?
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