So you may be wondering "Why does this version exist?" I'll give you the awnser-this was originally posted on Miiverse of all places. Not only that, but this was originally my little brother's story that I wrote down, purposely keeping all the dumb specific things he mentioned. The one I posted first was a re-write that put in actual effort. This is different enough I figured it's worth posting. Enjoy your horribly formatted with dumb refrernces version of this half-baked story!
The year was 1982. Prince Dedede (Short for Devilish Dennis Dexter) was on a sofa watching cable TV . He then went on a walk, as the show that would be on next bored him. It was a hot day, so he put on an Ice-Pack suit. He then tripped. He then tripped on something. He said "Did leave a present for lil' ol me?" All of a sudden the ''present'' started moving. Prince Dedede said "DAT AINT NO PRESENT". It said "Hi I'm Kirby, Who are you?"
Dedede said ''I'm de prince of Dreamland, Devilish Dennis Dexter, or Dedede for short. I prefer Dedede" Kirby said "If you want to know, I can copy things!" he then pulled out a Parasol Waddle Dee, part of Dedede's royal guard that protects him from assassination attempts, and swallowed it, turning into Parasol Kirby! Then Dedede said "I'MA CLOBBA YOU FOR TRIPPIN ME! AND FOR EATING POOR OL' ABRAHAM!" Kirby said "Bring it on!" Then Dedede said "Maybe I shouldn't, dat'd be cruel. I'll get you next time though". Abraham's funeral was one week later. Nobody came. Nobody loved Abraham the Waddle Dee.
Two years later, Dedede was being coronated to become KING Dedede. Meta Knight said "Devilish Dennis Dexter, you are now king! Here are your royal robes and Hammer". All of a sudden Kirby came in! He said "Hey there, Dedede!" Dedede said "Who are you?" Kirby said "I met you two years ago! You tripped on me!" King Dedede replied "Oh Yeah…" He pointed at Meta Knight "YOU DER, YER MY KNIGHT, RIGHT? YOUR FIRST JOB AS MY KNIGHT IS TO KILL DAT DER KIRBAY." Kirby noticed some iced tea and swallowed it. For good measure, he also swallowed Ice.T, who was the guest of honor to sing.
Kirby was now a mix of the Ice and Mic copy abilities! As Meta Knight was going in to slash Kirby to shards, Kirby sang "Celebrate good times, and come on!" horribly. Meta Knight was frozen by the horrible singing. Then the audience comes to kill him. He then sang Katy Perry's "Roar" horribly to freeze them. Finally, there's King Dedede. Finally, kirby sang "Turn Around" to freeze him. He then ate Meta Knight.
Now that he had a Sword, he slashed at the Frozen King and tried to slash him into bits. But he accidentally made a perfect likeness of Dedede in the ice. Then everyone returned to normal, as the effects only last a short time after losing his copy abilities. King Dedede then grabbed his Hammer and whacked him out. Kirby tried to say "DEDEDE" but couldn't because he was now 20 miles away from the castle, and nobody would hear him. But the hammer had a lasting effect.
He tried to say something along the lines of "ouch", but it came out "…Poyo" Now he could only say that. Now he uses a Text-To-Speech app to communicate. When he isn't going on adventures, he goes to the best doctor in Dreamland to try to fix his voice.
So yeah. This version is an... experience. Don't give me critique on this chapter, I know it's garbage.
Also, this isn't exactly one-to-one with the actual version posted on Miiverse. That's lost to the ages. It's very close though.