Yosh! How are all of you doing? I hope you're all in good health, 'cause it's now time for the next chapter of Satan's son- err, I mean daughter! Yeah, that's what I meant. I got good news! Because my sister's birthday was just a while ago, my dad got her a laptop, which means that the one I'm typing on is officially mine! That means I can get my stories done faster without any interruptions. How cool is that? Anyway, thanks to all of you who sent me reviews! They inspire me to work faster on my stories!

Alright, in this chapter, we're going to see Rin's awesome cooking skills! I have a feeling that a lot of laughs are gonna come on so why don't I stop talking and get this chapter rolling!

Disclaimer: Nope. I do not own Blue Exorcist. And that alone is a major let down.

Chapter Four: Cooking with Demons

I Cook as Well as I Fight

"Shit, shit, shit! Why did I have to be late! Damn it, Yuki! Try to wake me up three times my ass! Crap! I'm gonna be late!"

Rin's feet pounded harshly against True Cross Academy's hallway floors, her blue eyes in small slits as she raced out of the doors and she made her way down to the courtyard. Here eyes zeroed in on the group of students, all of them surrounding the students store. With a growling stomach and hell-bent actions in mind, Rin leapt her way above the crowd, using her half-demon might to reach the front of the line. She gave a happy laugh as her eyes caught sight of the very last, wrapped curry bun. She made the quickest grab for it-

When a large hand met her own. Blue eyes met brown as Rin and Bon met at the front, Rin landing on her feet. If it were one of those sappy romance novels Yukiko had suggested to Rin, the two students would have heard violins playing in the background as their eyes stared to each others, the both of them looking into their souls.

Of course, their growling stomachs snapped them out and Rin glared at the temple child.

"Let. Go. Of. My. Curry bun!" she yelled, her hand yanking for the food. Bon gave a go to yank back, glaring at the female student.

"Fat chance! I got it first, Okumura!" he yelled, the two of them now out on a full-out tug-of-war for the spice-filled roll in their hands.

"Oh, hey ya, Rin-chan." said Shima, smiling with a package of supplies in his hands.

"Good to see you, Okumura-chan." said Konekomaru, also holding supplies. Rin regarded them with a nod before yanking harder on the bun. She gasped when she saw the wrapper of the lunch about to rip. She stopped to tell Bon to give it a rest when the blonde-streaked boy pulled on the bun again, pulling Rin along with it and the two of them toppling to the ground.

Rin groaned as her forehead hit Bon's hard chest before she popped her arms and knees up, gasping and blushing as she was sitting on Bon's lap, their faces nearly inches apart. The two of the were red in the face and the students around them were whispering and murmuring. Shima gave a whistle from the crowd.

"Whoo! Go, Bon! Way to make the first move!" he cheered on. Bon shot a glowering look at the pink-haired fiend while Rin made a move for the curry bun again. Bon caught her before she did and the two were then engaged in a classic game of grab-n-snatch, the both of them trying to swipe and snatch the bead-cased food.

Yukiko then made it to the yard and she gave a sigh, catching the large crowd with her older sister in a argument with Bon.

'Nee-chan, you have to work on telling a boy your feelings. Trying to take a curry bun isn't one of the best ways.' she thought, smiling faintly. Even from her point-of-view, she could see that Rin was interested in the male exorcist-in-training. Though the two of them were at a heated rivalry, Yukiko could tell that Rin was starting to like Bon. Even if the black-haired twin didn't want to admit it.

"Yu-Yukiko-sensei! C-C-Can we have a quick w-word with you?"

The young teacher turned and jumped back slightly as three lanky, first-year males appeared. One was a few inches small than her while another was at her height and the last was at least one foot taller than her. All of them looked the same, the only difference was the different hair and eye colors they had.

"Uh… yes. Can I help you, gentlemen?" she asked politely, raising a brow as the three of them sighed dreamily with flushed faces.

"We're first-years in the Advance placement class, like you! We've noticed you didn't have any lunch so we wanted to make you some. Oh, my name is Honda, by the way." said the smallest student, with black hair and green eyes.

"Y-Yes! We want to make sure that you have a good meal before you give another lecture today. Oh, and I am Lucro! It's a very great pleasure to meet you face-to-face, Yukiko-sensei." said the student who had the same hieght as her, who had brown hair and black eyes.

"I-I- and-and well, y-y-you, I- I-I'm Ken, and-and, I'm mean- And-and… and- oh, you're really pretty!" stuttered the last, his face as red as his orange hair and red eyes. Yukiko took a small step back. It was nice of these boys to do this for her, really. But she didn't want to get a relationship yet. If she did get in one, it would draw her away from watching over her older sister. And besides… the way these boys were acting with her, they seem to have an overdose of obsession. Which wasn't so bad. It just scared Yukiko just a bit.

The glasses-wearing girl darted her eyes behind her and made a quick smile as she spotted Rin. She then turned to the boys and she gave a curtsey.

"I appreciate the meals you prepared me, Honda-kun, Lucro-kun, Ken-kun. But I just remembered that I'm having lunch with my older sister, Rin. Please forgive me for the abruptness. Goodbye!" she called, quickly sprinting to the student store and grabbing her sister by the back of her jacket before dragging her away.

"Yu-Yuki, wait! My curry bun!"

Rin's plea fell to deaf ears as her younger twin dragged her into the cafeteria, the boys watching them run all the while. The three of Yukiko's 'fan club' joined the temple trio.

"What… just happened right now?" asked Bon, curry bun in hand.

" I dunno. But I just have to ask you guys this; are you really into Okumura-sensei?" asked Shima to the three first-years.

"Of course! She is the most sweetest and beautiful girl in the academy! Don't you think so?" asked Honda, looking a little offended. Shima tucked his arms behind his head in a lazy manner.

"Hmmm. Well, if you guys ask me, I'd say I dig Rin-chan more. Sure, Yukiko-chan is sweet and smart and all, but Rin-chan's got that fiery and feisty attitude that makes her sexy. Hm, cute twin or sexy twin? Hm, who would you pick, Konekomaru?" asked the pink-haired student to his friend. The smallest of Bon's trio blushed and shrugged.

"I-I, well- the both of them are pretty alright. Okumura-sensei's nice and kind and Okumura-chan is nice enough once you get to know her. So, I'm not sure." he stuttered, looking to the ground. Shima gave a laugh and he patted Bon on the back.

"Well! We all know that Bon here would pick Rin-chan! We've all seen the way he looks at her." he said laughing. Bon flushed red and he shot a murderous look at his friend.

"What the Hell do you mean I would go for her! She's a bitch, damnit!" he yelled, though his heart was beating faster than normal. Shima gave him a cheekily grin.

"Sure. And we didn't see you try to make a grab for her ass when she was on ya! Ha, ha! Bon, you sly dog, you!"

"Shut the fuck up! Get bent!"

"C-Come on, you guys. No fighting."

"Tell that to this idiot!"

"Ah, go and eat your curry bun, why don't'cha?"

Rin and Yukiko stopped near the cafeteria vending machines when they got inside. Only Rin had to tell Yukiko that her shoes were going to disintegrate with the ruthless running the mole-faced girl was making them do. Rin panted and looked to her sister.

"Geez. What the Hell was that all about, Yuki? You had all those guys giving you free lunch and all." she muttered, standing up straighter and fixing her hair. Yukiko fixed her glasses.

"Well, I just couldn't have accepted them. That would have given them the wrong idea and I can't eat all that food. And if I accepted one, then the others would have been disappointed and-"

"WHOA! Yuki! Look at ALL the FOOD! Some of this stuff is from Italy! And Germany! And all the way from Europe, too! Holy shit, I think I'm in heaven!" squealed Rin as her mouth watered at the site of all the food displayed. Yukiko gave a sweat drop.

"You're not even listening, are you, nee-chan?" she asked, walking next to her sister, who had stars in her eyes. "Well, this is one of the most elite school's in Japan. This is a school for the rich and the elite, and the best food from around the world are sent here. It's quite amazing, isn't it?" she asked.

Rin nodded her head eagerly and she gave a smirk.

"Well, I guess that means I'm an elite student then, right?" she chuckled smartly. Yukiko smiled weakly and she pointed behind her.

"We can get some lunch with the meal tickets over there." she said.

"Sweet! Oh dear Kami! What should I- WHAT THE FUCK!" screamed Rin at the alarming amounts of yen that were required to buy the meal tickets. How could something have that many zeros.

"What kind of bullcrap is this!"

"Alright, Mephisto! Listen and listen good! You gotta lower the prices on the meal tickets! Most of those dishes here probably cost more than True Cross itself!" yelled Rin, placing her hands on her hips while Yukiko sighed, shaking her head and their half-brother raised his brow from the seat of his desk.

The younger twin knew that Rin was going to go to these kind of means in order to get a meal.

The purple-haired demon leaned back in his chair, the springy curl that rested on top of his head gave a light bop.

"I'm afraid that's impossible, Rin-chan. True Cross, as you already know, is a high-class learning facility for the wealthy. Only the best foods in the world are sent to this school, with the right price, of course. If you expect me to go for trashy foods, you are dreaming, demon princess." he said. A light ding sounded through the room and Mephisto nodded, setting off the timer on his desk and opening a package of his readied cup-of-ramen. Yukiko could already feel the heat of blue flames.

"Nee-chan… put the sword down and take deep breaths." she whispered, noticing her sister's heavy and angered breathing. Rin gave growl and she dropped her hand, Kurikara slipping back into it's red hilt and it's master giving a set look.

"Then if you can't do that, can you at least give me a raise on the crappy allowance you gave me?" she asked. Mephisto wiped his mouth with the back of his hand.

"What do you mean? Isn't two-hundred yen enough?" he asked.

"I have to agree, Nee-chan. Two-hundred yen per day doesn't sound bad." said Yukiko. Her sister rolled her eyes to her.

"He's only giving me two-hundred yen per month, Yuki."

Yukiko's eyes widen.

"That does sound a little unfair." she said as Mephisto gave a chuckle.

"Oh come now. Two-hundred is a well enough price. It'll show you responsibility and the picture on them shows Kyoto. Isn't that lovely?" he asked, sipping up the noodles from his ramen cup as both twins stared at him blankly.

"Do me a favor, Nee-chi." muttered Rin. Yukiko looked at her.

"Yes, nee-chan?"

"Hold me back 'cause I'M GONNA FREAKIN' MURDER THIS BASTARD!" screamed the blue-flamed demon, Kurikara about to be un-sheathed. Yukiko got to her sister in time and begged and pleaded for her not to kill the headmaster, the latter slurping on his ramen noodles all the while with a bemused smirk.

Rin was grumbling and mumbling as she and Yukiko left their last class, the young demon's mind still thinking back on that two-hundred yen bill that was in her pocket. How could someone live with that kind of money? She would die of starvation by the end of the week. Yukiko placed hand on her shoulder.

"Calm down, nee-chan. Remember what father said; "Man shall not live on bread alone."" she said. Rin shrugged off her sister's hand.

"He also said that if I didn't clean my room, the Boogie Man would come and eat my toes."

"…Nee-chan, you actually did that, and have been doing that while wearing ten pairs of socks when you go to sleep."

"…Shut up."

Yukiko spared a smile. "Don't worry, nee-chan. I'll help you out. I think I know one way we can feed the both of us." she said. Rin tilted her head.

"How?"

Yukiko's eyes held a knowing glint.

"Just leave everything to me, nee-chan. I'll see you in a few hours."

"I'm back!"

Rin looked over the manga she was reading, a chocolate pocky sick dangling from her mouth. Her sister came in along with a familiar blonde.

"Shiemi-san? What are you doing here?" asked the black-and blue-haired girl, sitting up on her bunk and chewing the last of the pocky.

"Okumura-sensei asked me to help bring these groceries with her." said Shiemi, both her and the younger Okumura having brown grocery bags.

"Yes, and I very much appreciate it. Thank you for your help, Shiemi-san." said Yukiko. Shiemi nodded and she left shortly after. Yukiko gave the spare grocery bag to her sister. "Come. We can go use the Main Kitchen for tonight."

"We having dinner or something?" asked Rin, taking the bag as she easily slipped on her shoes with her feet. Yukiko shook her head with a smile.

"No. I just, in fact, found the way to solve our cooking problem."

Rin took another smell of the soup she was working over, stirring it with a silver ladle. She was now wearing a light blue apron over her dark blue shirt and black shorts while Yukiko was sitting a little away, dressed in a white sweater and black jeans. The two sisters were now in the Main Kitchen of their dorm, and it was close to dinner time.

"Nee-chan, why are you cooking right now? I only suggested that we put away the groceries and wait for tomorrow." said Yukiko, looking up from the book she was reading. Rin made few hops over to the stove, stirring two pots of food that came with a heavenly scent. She then reached from under the stove and pulled out a tray of steamed meat that was a little rare.

"No way. It's better to cook food before the next day. At night, you can freeze the food for preserving, then bring it to school the next day in a bento. And around the right time at noon, it's warm and ready to eat. It's something I learned awhile back." said Rin as she chopped up the meat in thick chunks and pouring them into one of the bows.

"Wow. I just wish your study skills were like this." said Yukiko, watching her sister work. She was surprised that her sister was working like this. Not that she doubted her older sister's cooking skills. She was only surprised because Rin had only worked this hard when fighting. It was like a transformation. In life, Rin was a tomboy with a fiery attitude. On the battle field, she was a hell-bent demon princess with full-ass resolve and a bloodlust. and now here in the kitchen, she was the perfect little housewife. It was outstanding.

Rin threw her sister a mischievous and knowing look.

"Ah, have faith in me, why don't'cha? Come on, head off to bed, Ms. Teacher. Don't make me use this." she said, waving her ladle a little. Yukiko giggled and she held her hands up.

"Fine, fine. I don't want to be held at ladle-point. Goodnight, nee-chan." she said, walking out of the room and closing the door behind her. Rin gave a light laugh after and she turned back to her food. her ears picked up on a clash of metal and she turned, seeing a metal bowl spin on the floor.

"Uh… are there any mice in here?" she asked herself. She heard a timer go off and she looked over her food, seeing that the food she made was done. Smiling, she bought out two bentos and poured the different types of food into the boxes, putting them in along with some white rice, a couple of egg rolls, and some spice to keep their taste. She then sealed the two boxes and she placed them in the fridge, leaving a note on them with her's and Yukiko's names on them. Hanging her apron up, Rin walked out of the kitchen, not noticing a pair of eyes that followed her as she closed the door.

Yukiko gave a soft sigh in content as she wiped a warm wash cloth on her face. It was close to classes beginning and she couldn't wait to have a taste of the meat soup that Rin had prepared. Ah, yes, her sister might have been born demon-bred but in the kitchen, she when she was in the kitchen, she was an angl-

"YOU FUCKIN' FOUR-EYED, MOLE-FACED ASS!"

Yukiko felt the wind knock right out of her lungs as a falcon kick was pounded right at her ribs. she gave a scream and grunt as she hit the floor, the side of her ribs aching and her older sister standing over her in her demonic form, Kurikara held with blue flames of Hell licking at her sister's body. her face was angered and crazed.

Yukiko's calm attitude was replaced with her little sister mode.

"Who are you calling a four-eyed, mole-face ass! What did I do!" she yelled, putting on her fallen glasses and rubbing her ribs.

"You should know! I don't give a flying shit if you wanted a midnight snack or whatever!" yelled Rin, her teeth as sharp as razors. Yukiko then looked confused.

"Uh… what are you talking about?" she asked, tilting her head. Rin blinked herself as she placed her sword back in it's hilt.

"I'm… talking about our lunch. So… you didn't eat all of it?" she asked. Yukiko shook her head.

"I was planning our lesson plan till 1: 00 AM last night. Then I went to bed straight from then." she said. Rin placed one hand on her hip.

"Then… if it wasn't you or me… and since we're the only one's in this- wait! Lets think for a second! Remember those meals we get every morning! Just… just where are they coming from?" she asked, flinching when she heard the clash of metal come from another room. The two sisters were soon side-by-side with equally nervous/suspicious/angered looks. the two of them followed the noise all the way to the Main Kitchen. The two of them took a few wary steps until they found the source of the problem.

"Ah. Morning, Rin-chan~! Yukiko-chan~!" cooed Mephisto, a spoon in hand along with Rin's apron tied on him. His top hat was on the counter. He let out a grin at the twins' surprised faces.

"J-Just why the Hell are you here!" yelled Rin.

"Were you the one creating our meals?" asked Yukiko. the tall male gave a snicker.

"Why, no. I'm only here as a replacement." he said in a matter-of-factly tone. Rin turned her head a bit.

"Huh? 'Replacement'?"

"Yes. The one who is in charge of your meals is Ukobach." said the green-eyed demon. Rin tilted her head more while Yukiko placed her finger on her chin.

"Ukobach… Ah, yes! He's a stove spirit! As I recall, he's a spirit who slips into kitchens while humans sleep, and improves the flavorings of food." she said to herself.

"Yes, exactly that. No less from our young prodigy, I see," praised Mephisto, waving his spoon a little, "Ukobach has been carrying on duties as me familiar. But, as it is of yesterday, he has begun a boycott, because our young princess of the demons here crossed into his territory. Namely, the kitchen." said Mephisto as he led the two girls to a table and made them sit down.

"Well, I get that. But… just what's this stuff?" asked Rin, pointing to the bubbling bowls of red and steaming… whatever, in front of she and her twin.

"This happens to be my special, 'Little-Demon Oatmeal.' Please, enjoy it." said their guardian, gesturing to the bowls. Both Rin and Yukiko eyed the breakfast nervously, watching the bubbles form and pop. Was this stuff oatmeal, or boiling lava? Rin felt the pressure on her, eating her alive.

"I-Itadaki-masu!" she cried quickly before diving forward and taking the odd liquid in one gulp. Yukiko gasped and there was only one second of silence before Rin howled with pain and fell back, her face changing into multiple colors with steam coming out of her ears.

"Nee-chan!" cried Yukiko, catching her sister before she crashed into the floor. The little sister was close to tears. "Nee-chan! Stay with me! Nee-chan!" she cried. Rin pointed weakly forward.

"Baa-chan and the old man… L-Look! They have candy and Sukiyaki! I'll-I'll go get some~!" called Rin, a happy-go-lucky look on her flushed face.

"No! No! We haven't met her and father can't be with her either! Don't go with them! Don't!" yelled Yukiko, slapping her sister's face to knock some sense into her.

"Anyway, as it is of now, I shall be you chef until my familiar seizes his boycott." said Mephisto, a dark aura surrounding him with a conniving smirk on his pale lips. He watched with a chuckle as Yukiko reputedly slapped their sister.

"Nee-chan! You must make amends with Ukobach! Please!"

Rin made a light grumble to herself as she washed up the Main Kitchen's sink, that sound matching the rumbling that was occurring outside. The sky was covered in thick puffs of dark clouds and rain was sheeting upon the dorm and all around. Tossing a bit of her hair over her ear, the daughter of Satan gave a tired sigh and she placed her hands on her hips, looking around with narrowed eyes.

"There! I just fixed up the kitchen! Everything is where I exactly found it. Now would you quit acting like priss and get back to making mine and Yuki's meals? Please do. Because Mephisto's meals- no, his nuclear projects, are deadly enough to kill ten men! C'mon! Help some twins out here!" she called, narrowly dodging the small fork that was aimed for her head. The black-haired girl shot a glare at the direction of the projectile, her eyes laying on a little demon.

His fur was a dark magenta and beige. He looked like a small minotaur. Ukobach's golden-colored eyes glared back at the heiress of Gehenna. Rin gave a smirk as she saw that he had a skewer in one hand, and a shaker of paprika in the other.

"Fine. Lets settle this!"

Yukiko panted and shivered as she finally made it back to the dorm, shaking rain water off her coat and pulling her brown hair back. She gasped as the dorm shook violently and she looked to her side, noticing blinding blue light come from upstairs.

"Nee-chan!" she exclaimed, sprinting up the steps and running all the way to the Main Kitchen. She busted through the door and gave a scream as she slipped on a green soup on the floor. Her flaying hand was grabbed and she was twirled like a ballerina, then dipped.

"Really, I don't believe this is an hour to dance, Ms. Teacher. But we can partake in this next time." said Mephisto coolly, letting his sister up back on her feet. Yukiko looked around the messy kitchen, spotting Rin sprawled across the counter with Ukobach lying on her stomach.

"Just what happened her?" asked the bi-spectacle. Mephisto was giving a smile.

"It seems that Rin-chan and Ukobach had a cooking battle to the death. While the both of them showed their breathing infernos of their culinary skills, they have unlocked a hidden friendship of compassion and understanding~!" swooned the flamboyant man. Yukiko blinked with wonder and she heard a sigh come from her sister.

"Ah~ That rice with free-range pork and soy sauce was perfection~! You sure know your stuff, Otoko(1)." she praised. The little demon gave a small coo and Rin gave a smile.

"Really? You think my fried noodle with eggplant and peppers was a piece of heaven? Oh, you're so nice I was completely wrong about you." said the dark-haired female, petting the demon's back as she sat up. The familiar made another noise. "Ah, you're glad that I praised you, as you praised me? It's good to see someone eat your dishes and say their delicious? Man, you're really weird, Otoko." she said, then smiling at him. "Listen, lets make the best lunches in the world together! Something so good, Hell, even that bastard Satan would die ten times over! What do ya say, Otoko?" she asked. Ukobach took her hands and gave a yip of understanding, animated sparkles dancing over him and his new friend. The youngest of the Satan offspring gave a sweat-drop.

'That's nee-chan for you. Always finding some way to define the laws of logic.' she thought.

The next morning, the two Okumura twins were walking to school, the both of them carrying four wrapped bentos.

"My, we have so much food. I really do wonder if we can eat it all on our own." said Yukiko. Rin was too busy blowing her bangs out of her face.

"Well, lets just get to the courtyard and start eating. Man, me and Ukobach worked our butts off last night. These are gonna be the best~!" said Rin happily with a bit of a skip in her step. Yukiko gave a smile and the two sisters found themselves a nice spot under a oak tree. Just as they were about to open the lunches, three shadows surround them.

"Yukiko-sensei! May we join you for lunch?" Yukiko looked up and flinched as she saw it was her fan club, the three of them already taking seats.

"Oi! Mind if we tag along?"

"Damn it, Shima! Don't go inviting yourself!"

The group was then joined by Bon's group, Shima taking a seat while Konekomaru hesitated his move. Bon just looked pissed, as usual.

"W-Well, look like we'll be having a group lunch today, ne, nee-chan?" asked Yukiko, scooting over to her sister's side as Ken tried to get closer to her. Rin shrugged as she undid one of the bentos and popped her chopsticks.

"Whatever." she said simply as she began snacking down, making slurping noises as she ate her noodles. Yukiko shook her head.

"Well, please do try the food. We have more than enough." she said, breaking open her chopsticks. The three of her fan club were doing as she did while Shima followed along with his own lunch and some of the bentos, Konekomaru doing what he did, and Bon looking at the food with suspicion.

"Mmmmm-mm! This is so good, Yukiko-sensei! You made this, didn't you? Oh, just as expected from a first-class lady like yourself~!" praised Ken as he ate some white rice with sauce. Rin glared at him from the corner of her eye and her sister caught it.

"O-oh no, I didn't-"

"Yeah, you must've made this, ne, Yukiko-chan? You're pretty good at cooking, I see." said Shima. Yukiko could hear the splitting sound of chopsticks.

"Please, don't praise-"

"You're just too humble, Yukiko-sensei. I mean, it's not like your sister made this. She's just too, ah… dangerous? Demotic?" suggested Lucro. There was the deathly sound of metal and everyone had barely enough time to move away as dust swirled in their eyes from the dug-in sprinting from Rin. Everyone coughed as they watched Rin run away.

"The Hell? What was up with Okumura?" asked Bon. Yukiko stood up with a worried look on her face.

"I should go after her." she said. Bon stood up and shook his head with an annoyed look.

"Nah, I'll knock some sense into her, sensei. Be right back." he muttered, going after Rin. Yukiko gave a shake of her head and she ran after him, leaving behind Shima, Konekomaru, and her deflating fan club.

Rin ran all the way back to her dorm with anger building up at ever part of her body. She angrily kicked and punched the empty air until she reached the door, pulling it open and running all the way into her room. She threw the door closed and she leaped onto her bed, fisting the blanket under her and laying her cheek against the cool pillow with a scowl on her face.

"Damn it… Stupid fan club… Stupid, dumb ass followers. Take a freakin' hint! My sis ain't interested! And she didn't make that lunch! I did! I did, damn it! It's always!… damn it! It's just… not fair!" she snarled, rolling to her back and angrily kicking and punching. She sighed after her tantrum was done and she closed her eyes, deciding to sleep off her anger.

Bon had somehow managed to find the abandon dorm with Yukiko behind him.

"Che, why'd she run away like that? It was so stupid." muttered the male student. Yukiko sighed as she unlocked the door and they walked in.

"My sister gets mad easily. And I don't blame her on this one, since it's partly my fault." she said.

"What are you-"

Bon then gave a noise of disgust as he stepped in something. He looked down and saw he had stepped on a bowl of herbs and mashed spices.

"What the Hell's this bull-shit?" he asked, wiping away the stuff from his shoe. Yukiko looked and gasped as she recognized the herbs from last night.

"Oh no! That's Ukobach's-"

She only managed to gasp again as a giant Ukobach came charging at her and Bon.

"NEE-CHAN!"

Rin jumped a mile when she heard her name as she woke up. She made a quick garb for Kurikara and she ran out of the room, making her way downstairs and looking around, gasping as she saw her sister taking aim at a gain Ukobach while Bon was laying in a corner unconscious, a bleeding wound on his head. She then spotted the smash herbs.

"Who the Hell stepped in the herbs! Ukobach and I spent half the night looking for those! Is this why he like this?" asked the older twin, running out of the way of the swipe of the now-huge demon's hand. She then ran forward and shot a look at the demon.

"Damn it! Ukobach, get a hold of yourself! It's only some herbs, we can get more later! And even if they were smashed, I know what your getting at! Listen! What was it you told me before! It's about someone saying that if the dish is ignored, then it isn't worth your time! But if the dish is eaten and praised, then it's worth your time! You taught me that! You reminded me of what I went through in the past!" she shouted, her thoughts going to a flashback.

(Eight Years Ago)

"Bleh! What is that smell!"

"Who's making crap like-ow! Rin-chan!"

A seven-year-old Rin glared at the two hosts harshly, another egg ready to be fired in her hand. She stood protectively over the fried and glop-like eggs she made.

"Shut up! If you don't like it, don't eat it!" she yelled, grinding her teeth. Fujimoto walked in and he smiled at his adopted daughter, taking to eggs and a fork.

"Lets see how you did, ne?" he asked, eating the food in one bite. The three occupants gasped and Fujimoto spewed out the food a second later. He then surprised the younger Rin by petting her head with a smile.

"For a first dish, that was so yummy! Keep it up." he said, kissing the little girl's forehead. The younger Rin felt tears of happiness prick at her eyes and she let out a happy smile, running into the old man's arms and squealing happily as she was spun around.

(Present)

"So please, just calm down, Ukobach. Please." said Rin gently. The demon looked at her with curious eyes, before giving a soft mew and shrinking back to his regular form, curling up into a ball and sleeping. The twins gave a sigh and they both looked to the still knocked out Bon.

"Lets get him back to his dorm. I think he'll think this whole thing was a dream if we get him to his room." said Yukiko. Rin sighed and nodded in agreement, once again blowing her bangs from her face and grinning.

"Geez, what I whacked up day, huh?"

Yukiko could only laugh gently.

HELL'S BLUE-FLAMED PRINCESS EXTRA!

A few days had passed and things were going back into their regular rut with the two Okumura sisters, along with their newest chef in their lives. A chibi Yukiko walked out of the dorm one morning after hearing noises from outside. Chibi Yukiko found her sister, Chibi Rin, setting up a giant white tent.

"Nee-chan, what are you doing?" asked chibi Yukiko, watching her sister and Ukobach set flowers around the tent.

"Nii-chi, I just found a way to make some quick money! We're going to be having an outdoor café!" said chibi Rin, smiling at her work with Ukobach hopping on her shoulder.

"Oh, well that sounds like a pretty good idea, nee-chan." said chibi Yukiko with a smile. Chibi Rin grinned at her with her sharp teeth.

"I'm glad you said that! 'Cause you're gonna help me, too! Come here!" she called, pulling her little sister into the tent. Chibi Yukiko didn't even know what happen next. The next thing she knew, she was in a light green Yukata with light blue butterflies and Spring flowers on it.

"N-Nee-chan!" exclaimed the chibi teacher, blushing as her sister tied a creed of blue flowers on her head.

"Yatta! You look so cute, Yuki! The crowds'll come pouring in when they see you and Shiemi-san!" exclaimed chibi Rin, bringing out chibi Shiemi from behind, who was dressed in her regular kimono with a sakura creed on her head.

"You have to dress too, Rin-chan. It's only fair." said chibi Shiemi, holding out a dark blue Yukata with a obsidian-black dragon along the back of it, along with a creed of purple snapdragons. Chibi Rin sighed and she quickly changed into the items, just as piles and piles of people poured in. The chibi members of chibi Yukiko's fan club trailed after said girl, the latter nervously getting away as soon as possible. Chibi Rin worked with Ukobach behind a shade where no one could see them. She looked past the curtain and saw some people waiting outside. Seeing that her sister and friend were busy.

"I'll be right back. Take care of that order of Miso." she said to her demon friend, leaving and walking to the door. She pulled back the curtain and bowed in respect.

"Welcome to the Okumura Café, masters." she said. There was a loud thump and she looked up, her eyes going to the size of dinner plates and her face turning red as she saw a knocked-out chibi Bon with blood pouring out of his nose while chibi Konekomaru was trying to wake him up whilst chibi Shima grinned and gave a peace sign.

"Yo. Table for three please."

From a little away, a chibi Mephisto gave a chuckle of amusement as he ate his large bowl of Miso soup. He spotted his sisters in their Yukatas and an idea struck his mind. He pulled out his cell phone and dialed a number. He waited a few seconds and then someone picked up.

"Yes, Aniue?"

Chibi Mephisto flashed a grin.

"Imouto, if you could, would you dress up in a Yukata for Aniue~?" he asked, waiting for chibi Anima's answer.

…

"I'm hanging up now, Aniue." There was the sound of a phone snapping down and a dial tone. Chibi Mephisto let out a laugh while a in his bedroom, chibi Anima waved a cat toy in the air for her pet, Behemoth.

"Aniue is so weird… I wonder if he would give me candy for that Yukata idea?"

Behemoth made a jump for the cat toy, at which chibi Anima waved it higher.

To Be Continued…

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(1) Otoko: Japanese slang for calling someone dude.

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