To the butthurt guest: Au contraire, my lonely, little, salty troll that I let slip through - I believe it is you that should go out and get some very, very needed fresh air since you're getting all worked up over fanfiction. Oh, and please enlighten me on how my readers are the losers for enjoying something while you spend your time hiding behind anon like a pathetic coward doing nothing but spewing hate similar to an angry child with no manners and nothing better to do with their lives just because people like something you don't, please honey, the back button exists for a reason. Don't like it, then kindly escort your bitter ass out the door...anyways, I need to stop feeding them so this is the last time I'm responding to these trolls, it's getting pretty old since it seems like harassing others over FF is all they do with their time. ^^

IAmInternetTrash: Sweetie, you've read my mind when it came to this prompt. ;D And maybe in the future I'll make a continuation to the merman prompt when I get ideas for it~

FeliciaTheGoat: Neji will forever be the worst cockblock that Sasuke's ever met lol and I'm honored to be your fave ff author. ;-;

Warning for not much except maybe slight ItaHina and SuiHina...perhaps a very jerkish Sasuke.

xXx

"You can't be serious."

Itachi rose a brow at his hot headed little brother when he turned away with a shake of his head. The youngest Uchiha glanced once again at the blue haired woman standing next to his older brother, tapping her index fingers timidly as she nibbled her bottom lip, attempting to keep her gaze trained on the temperamental Uchiha she was hired to protect.

He scoffed, jabbing a rude finger in her face with a scowl, "You expect this little..mouse of a girl to protect me?" Her pink lips tugged down into a displeased frown when he chuckled mockingly in her direction, "I doubt it."

Mikoto placed her hands on her hips, beautiful face marred with a disappointed expression at her youngest son's obnoxious behavior towards the petite woman next to her. Really now, she wonders where in the world Sasuke's picked up this nasty attitude - he used to be so sweet as a kid.

Teenagers were such a handful.

Her lips parted, ready to give her oversized child a scolding when her older son beat her to it, laying a hand on the lavender eyed woman's slender shoulder as he stared his brother down with narrowed eyes, "I assure you Sasuke, Hinata is very capable of protecting you. I tested her personally."

"We all know you're soft towards cute women Itachi," Sasuke huffed, crossing his arms and boldly sending his stoic brother a glare, "I bet you went easy on her."

Itachi's face remained unmoved, leaving it unknown whether or not Sasuke was telling the truth, "I did not. I need to be sure she's up to standards in being able to protect my foolish little brother after all." A smirk tugged at the corner of his lips at his last words, "Hyuugas are well trained and highly skilled in their jobs, I know she will be perfect."

But the younger Uchiha proved to be a stubborn one, turning his head away with a dismissive scoff, "I don't need some weak looking Hyuuga to protect me. I can protect myself."

"That black eye says otherwise." Was the whispered retaliation that quieted the entire room within seconds; three pairs of onyx colored eyes darting to the lone lavender eyed woman who has kept her silence up to this point. Her pale face colored rapidly once she realized what she let slip and covered her mouth with a small gasp, looking around sheepishly, "I-I'm sorry!"

Unconsciously, Sasuke's hand reached up to the bruises surrounding the area around his left eye. And here he was sure that his bangs were doing a decent job of hiding the damage. He immediately snarled, how dare this random woman think she can insult him and his ability to fight! Naruto only got a cheap hit in, doesn't mean he's incapable of protecting himself.

"You fuc-"

"Don't you dare finish that sentence or else I'm turning your phone off, young man!" Mikoto's firm voice stopped him in his tracks, protective stance in front of the Hyuuga showing that she wasn't bluffing if he even thinks of verbally attacking the soft woman.

Growling lowly, the seething Uchiha swallowed his venomous words and straightened back up to shove his clenched fists in his pocket.

Seeing that Sasuke was tamed for the moment thanks to their mother, Itachi gently squeezed the shoulder he was still holding, onyx orbs brightened with amusement at the timid Hyuuga. He certainly wasn't expecting that but his approval of her only rose, his brother would need someone to occasionally put him in his place...even if they'll immediately apologize seconds after.

"I don't see why I need a bodyguard anyways, it's not like anyone's trying to kill me." The youngest grumbled, using a hand to fix his bangs that were covering his eye, "I only get into fights once in a while at school."

"Exactly. With your attitude, you tend to piss off a lot of people," Itachi explained with a shake of his head, he sent an exasperated smile to Hinata, "That's why Hinata here is to make sure you don't get into fights. To put it simply, mother and father are sick of constantly getting calls saying you were in another scuffle. Frankly, it's a miracle you haven't been expelled yet."

Hinata blushed when the older Uchiha's hand boldly dropped to her waist and tugged her till she was pressed snugly to his side as he sent his fuming brother a smug smirk, "So, you better get used to her presence because she's transferring to your school starting tomorrow," His dark eyes obtained a glint to them that Sasuke instantly disliked. "And make sure to treat her well...because I've given her full permission to use her...skills on you, if you misbehave."

The blue haired woman then had the nerve to send him a sweet smile as if she wasn't going to be a major pain in his ass, "I'll do my best, S-Sasuke."

"Tch." He already had enough girls stalking him, isn't that torture enough?

He made sure to use his height to his advantage and stared down his nose at the petite woman to intimidate her. Pink sprinkled along her skin as she meekly avoided his hard gaze in favor of talking to Itachi and his mother.

He sneered.

There's no way, that Itachi can expect this woman to be anything more then eye candy.

If she's gonna insist on tailing him then he's gonna make sure to give her a hard time.

xXx

"Ah, Sasuke! Please slow down!" Hinata cried, huffing and trying to keep up with the Uchiha's longer strides. But he just continued on as if he didn't hear her.

Unbelievable.

Itachi and Mikoto were so kind and friendly.

What the hell happened with Sasuke? It's like manners were a foreign concept to him, even in class she observed how disrespectful he was towards the teachers and how crass he was to any female that tries to even talk to him. The boy seemed infuriating to deal with, it was a surprise to see how much girls flocked around him despite his asshole personality.

She almost caught up to him, hand reaching out to grab the back of his uniform shirt in the hopes of slowing him down-

Only to be cut off when a leg suddenly stuck itself in her path, successfully tripping the unaware Hyuuga and causing her to land ungracefully on her hands and knees with a squeak. Sasuke paused only for a second at the sound and looked back to see his bodyguard surrounded by some girls in their class.

A smirk tugged at his lips.

It seems those rabid fangirls will have some use after all.

He strutted off in a more leisure pace now that he knows that he won't be having a tail for the moment.

"So, you think you're hot shit following Sasuke around, huh new girl?" Picking herself up off the ground, Hinata glanced around to see that four unknown girls had her surrounded. She frowned in frustration, she didn't have time for this! She had to find Sasuke before someone picks a fight with him - he has a very punchable face, after all and she was not planning on failing at her job on the very first day. "I'll be nice since it's your first day, but Sasuke is mine."

Hinata blinked at the smirking brown haired girl. She could care less about whether or not she wants Sasuke, she just needs to stop obstructing her from doing her job.

"Uhm, good for you...can you please move now?" She asked as politely as she could, they can have the jerk all they like after she was dismissed for the day.

A manicured hand roughly gripped her chin and tugged her closer to the sneering female, "Don't give me attitude, new girl."

Hinata swatted the hand away, "Please don't touch me."

The hand swiftly tangled into the silky blue hair in response and yanked her forward, "I just said don't give me attitude!"

Meanwhile, Ino and Sakura was just walking down the halls when they noticed four of Sasuke's biggest fans, surrounding a small blue haired girl. They watched the spectacle in confusion until they saw the brown haired teen pull on the trapped girl's hair.

"Hey-" Ino exclaimed, her and Sakura getting ready to jump in to help the unknown girl, only to clam up once the girl's arm suddenly shot up in a blur, apparently doing something to the bully's arm till her hand loosened on the blue locks and dropped uselessly to her side.

Blue and emerald blinked simultaneously when the lavender eyed teen's hands shot out rapidly to each of the girls legs, all four dropped to the ground with startled cries, terrified over the fact that they couldn't feel their limbs.

"I'm sorry, but I told you not to touch me." She smiled at the teens lying on the ground in horrified confusion, "Don't worry, you'll have feeling return to your limbs in a few minutes."

The blond and pinkette could only watch with wide eyes as the Hyuuga ran off, fascinated at how she was able to disable four girls in seconds.

"What the fuck was that?"

xXx

Hinata sighed in relief once she reached the rooftop door and placed the beeping device that she was holding in her hand into her bag.

It was a good thing that Itachi was already prepared for Sasuke to be an elusive pain in the ass and placed a tracker onto his younger brother's uniform incase he managed to slip away from her. Now, the new question on her mind is why would Sasuke be on the roof at the moment? He does realize he has class right?

She could feel a headache building up, this was almost like babysitting an undisciplined child.

Sucking in a reassuring breath, the Hyuuga reached out to push open the door.

...

Well, this wasn't a sight she was expecting to see.

Sasuke was lounging around with a cigarette dangling between his lips.

Along with three other students that were also ditching class.

The Uchiha rolled his eyes at the sight, "Fucking ass, it's my tail."

Violet eyes brightened when they locked on her form, the boy it belonged to perked up as a predatory grin pulled along his lips, "This the chick that's supposed to be your bodyguard? Fuck, she's cute, I wouldn't mind guarding her body if you know what I mean!"

The red haired female across from him shook her head in disgust, "You're such a fucking pig, Suigetsu. She hasn't even been here for more then a second and you're already trying to undress her with your eyes!"

"Well, can you blame me? The only thing we have here is you and you're not much to marvel at."

That set the female off as she easily crushed the soda can she was drinking, liquid spilling over the top to douse her hand as she snarled at the blue haired teen, "What was that?! You piece of shi-"

"Knock it off you two, we have company. Don't be rude." The biggest of the three cut in with a shake of his head before smiling at the newcomer, "Please don't mind them."

"Thank you," Hinata smiled back, grateful that atleast one of them was friendly. Fingers flexing nervously around her bag strap, she took a tentative step towards the lazing Uchiha who seemed determined to ignore her presence altogether, "Sasu-"

"Heeeey, cutie," She jumped back with wide eyes when she suddenly found her space invaded by the grinning blue haired guy, "Names Suigetsu. What's yours?"

"H-Hinata...it's nice to meet you Suigetsu but I need to talk to Sasuke, please." She replied, trying to glance around him only for him to move in her line of sight and blocking her off from the raven haired teen.

"Ugh, every chick always wants to talk to him," He groaned with a roll of his eyes, a hand snuck around her waist, pressing against her lower back and pushing her till her chest was splayed along his. He winked at the blushing girl, "I can assure you that I'm much more interesting."

Blowing out a cloud of smoke, Sasuke glanced at the duo beside him, holding out a hand towards his orange haired friend when he stood up to pull their mischievous buddy off the newcomer; Juugo looked reluctant to obey the Uchiha but he eventually sat back down. If she's supposedly as skilled as Itachi claims her to be then surely she can deal with Suigetsu getting touchy with her.

"P-please remove your hand." Hinata whimpered with red cheeks, she's not used to being touched so intimately. Sure, Itachi touched her waist but he made sure he kept it there, this guy, she was sure she could feel his hand gradually sliding down.

"I'm just getting to know you~" Suigetsu purred, why the hell should Sasuke get all the girls when he could care less about them.

Hinata gasped in humiliation once his hand slid over her bottom.

One second Suigetsu was testing out the firmness of the cute girl's rear then the next second she pinched an area on his arm and the limb was now flopping uselessly at his side.

"Whoa, what the fuck was that?!" The blue haired teen yelled in surprise, confused about what the hell just happened. Did this girl really just disable his arm? His working arm flew up to grasp her shoulder, "Hey, how did yo-"

But Hinata thought he was swinging his arm up to hit her and instinctively ducked beneath it to deliver a hard elbow to the male's abdomen, stealing the breath out of his lungs as he was flung backwards to land hard on his back.

The Hyuuga instantly regretted her actions as she squeaked and darted over to his groaning form and flailing her hands around frantically, "I-I'm so s-sorry!"

Karin automatically cracked up at the sight, patting her fellow female on the back happily, "Oh my god, I love you already!" She can get used to this girl's presence if she'll kick the asshole's ass more often.

Once he was able to get his breath back, Suigetsu sat up with a wince and grinned weakly at the blue haired female, "I like a girl who can kick my ass." Hinata calmed down at that, now groaning internally when he scooted closer to her, the guy seems to be relentless once he's interested.

She turned back when she heard an amused chuckle to see Sasuke putting out his cigarette.

Rudely blowing a cloud of smoke in her face, he smirked at the series of coughs that escaped her as she waved her hand in front of her face.

"I'll admit, I wasn't expecting that Hyuuga. I guess Itachi wasn't lying when he said you're skilled," His fingers gripped her chin, holding her gaze confidently. "Perhaps I won't give you a hard time...then again I liked seeing you struggle to catch up to me in the halls, so maybe I'll continue giving you a hard time."

Lavender eyes narrowed.

Sasuke frowned when his arm dropped to his lap, useless.

"Please don't or else I'll have to disable your arms everyday." She smiled pleasantly at him before turning to Suigetsu and massaging his arm until he could move it again.

Sasuke scowled.

Just for that he's going to play hard to get everyday.

xXx

What's going to be next? Who knows. :3