Hi, it's me, spongebobrocker. I've decided to write a SSBM story. Hope ya like it! My other story I'm writing right now; the chapters are too short. So I'll try and make the chapters longer, okay?
Disclaimer: I don't own anyone.
The Smashers Go to School
Chapter 1: The Test
FWEEEE!!!! Kirby went as he inhaled Mario.
"I just asked why you were pink!", said a muffled Mario's voice.
"That was really stupid, Mario.", said Fox.
"You know how Kirby feels about that!", Peach said in a motherish tone.
"Pika Pika Chu!", Pikachu said, agreeing with Fox.
"YES! Finally my brother gets what he deserves!", said Luigi triumphantly.
Mario talked in a muffled voice, "Oh yeah Luigi? Well I just wanna say..."
"SSHHHUUUUTTUUPP!!!!!", Kirby said, making everyone dead quiet.
"I'll only let you out, if you can tell me what 9x9 is.", said Kirby, "You've got three guesses before you get crunched."
Mario whimpered.
"Well?", Kirby said.
Everyone knew Kirby was smart, and that was an easy one for him, but Mario, on the other hand...
Luigi started humming the Jeopardy music, and Peach slapped him.
"99?", Mario said, scared.
"WWWWWRRRRRRROOOOOOOONNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!", Luigi screamed.
"Shuttup, Luigi!", said Peach, slapping him again.
"Two more guesses.", Kirby said to Mario.
"Uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh, 63?", Mario guessed.
"Nope.", Kirby answered.
"CRUNCHATIZE HIM CAP'N KIRBY!!!!!!", Luigi yelled.
"One more guess.", Kirby said.
"I've got it! 638,968,447,875,321!!!!
"Wrong! Crunch Time!", Kirby said getting ready to crunch.
"HOLD EVERYTHING!!!!!", said a deep voice. It was Master Hand!
"You can't just crunch somebody because they don't what 9x9 is!", said Master Hand.
"Do you know what 9x9 is?", Kirby asked.
"Well...no, but-"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!", said all the smashers.
"SHUTTUP!!! I bet half of you guys wouldn't even pass on the test I'm about to give you!", Master Hand challenged.
"Test? What test?", said the smashers in unison.
"The test that determines what grade you'll be starting in the special school you all will be going to.", Master Hand said.
"Special school? What special school?", said the smashers in unison.
"Its a school that has all the grades from Kindergarten through College.", Master Hand explained.
"AAAWWW! We gotta go to school?", Young Link whined, "I already know what 9x9 is; 5!"
"Actually, I think that's your I.Q.", Master Hand said.
"Eeergh! Shut up!", Yong Link shot back.
"Anyway, you will be taking you tests now, in the battling gym. So please go in there now.", Master Hand said.
The smashers went into the gym.There were 25 school desks in there. Everyone sat down in a seat.
"Now, the tests are on your desks. So you may begin when ready.", Said Master Hand.
The room filled the sounds of pencils writing.
1 hour later...
"Okay everyone, time is up. Give me your papers so I can see what grade you'll be starting in.", Master Hand commanded.
10 minutes later..
"Alright everyone, I've got your grades. I'm going to write them on a peice of paper and stick it on the wall so you can all see it." Master Hand told them.
After he did, this is what the smashers saw:
Mario: Kindergarten
Luigi: 7th Grade
Pikachu: 4th Grade
Bowser: 3rd Grade
Peach: 6th Grade
Yoshi: 4th Grade
Dr. Mario: 10th Grade
Donkey Kong: Kindergarten
Capt. Falcon: 1st Grade
Ganondorf: 1st Grade
Falco: 10th Grade
Fox: 12th Grade
Ness: 2nd Grade
Ice Climbers: Kindergarten
Kirby: College
Samus: College
Zelda: 9th Grade
Link: 8th Grade
Young Link: 2nd Grade
Pichu: Kindergarten
Jigglypuff: Kindergarten
Mewtwo: College
Game & Watch: 1st Grade
Marth: 11th Grade
Roy: 4th Grade
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sooooooooo, how was it? R&R!!!!!