AUTHOR'S NOTE: Yes. I will make on per day. For the next 24 days. I PROMISE this.
Disclaimer: I believe I was too young when this game came out to be the owner of it and it's characters, don't ya agree?
-On the First Day of Christmas my true love gave to me-
"What...is it?"
Poke.
"It's a present."
"Alright...but what is it?"
"It's an egg."
"Why would you give me an egg?"
"Because giving people eggs is cool?"
"..."
Smile.
"What may I ask, is in the egg?"
"A thing."
"A thing..."
"Yes, a thing."
"...Zack."
"...-smile-."
"..You don't know do you."
"...no."
"Zaaaaack."
"I'm sure it's harmless! All you have to do is keep it warm and make sure not to drop it or...cook it, and you'll find out eventually, right?"
"We're not supposed to have pets, Zack!"
"It's not a pet, it's a living creature!"
"Oh god, just take it back!"
"No way!"
"Zack!"
"Cloud!"
"...I am NOT taking care of...whatever this is! Take. It. Back."
"No you meanie head!"
"Zack, what if it hatches while I'm sleeping and turns out to be some evil venomous thing that kills me in my sleep?!"
"Then I'll throw myself off a cliff and we can both go to the lifestream and have naughty man sechz because noone catches an STD in the lifestream!"
"..."
Grin.
"Hate you."
"Merry first day to you too, kiddo."
AUTHOR'S NOTE:woot.