AUTHORS NOTE: Second day!
DisCLAIMer: yar.
-On the Second day of Christmas my true love gave to me-
"Ho ho ho."
"What do you want, Zachary?"
"...ho ho ho."
"...Zachary?"
"I said, HO HO HO."
"..."
"..."
"...are you trying to impersonate Santa Claus?"
"...If I say yes, will you sit on my lap?"
"Not likely."
"Then no."
"So then you were merely calling me a 'ho'?"
"If I say yes, THEN will you sit on my lap?"
"Go away, Zachary."
"Aye, aye General."
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Oh ho, yes, that's it for this installment. I said I'd do one everyday until Christmas, but I never said how long each one would be. Hee. Tricky me, ey?