The Muse
I Speak Squirrel-The First Victim
It was with these words that the authoress started to destroy the RK world with.-The birds were singing, the wind was blowing a fresh scent around Kyoto, and the sun was shining with an intensity that temporarily blinded the squirrels. "Squeakum squeak squeakity squeak squeak."- That means "Crap! I lost my nuts."-
"Who said that?" Aoshi looked around.
"I did." The squirrel replied.
"Wow! A magic squirrel!"
"Wow! A magic human! Hey guys! Come over here! This guy speaks squirrel!"
"Oh, not again." A second squirrel joined in. "That dumb trick won't work twice."
"No! I'm serious!" The first squirrel turned to Aoshi. "Say hi!"
"Umm, hi?" Aoshi shifted uncomfortably.
"Whoa! Bob's right guys! Come here!" The second squirrel, whose name was Bill, called out to the other squirrels. Suddenly, squirrels started running out of bushes, and the trees rained squirrels. 'What's going on?' Aoshi was confused.
"Um, if you'll excuse me, I'd like to finish my walk." Aoshi started to leave the forest when Bob threw a nut at him.
"You're not going anywhere.
"Good bye."
"Get him!" Aoshi started to run. 'Why am I running from squirrels?' Aoshi kept running anyway. There was a shower of nuts, and other squirrels started chasing him. The squirrels finally caught up and bit him. Aoshi fell over.
"Susan, spray him!" Bob was still shouting commands. Susan, half squirrel, half skunk, stuck her butt in Aoshi's face. Aoshi finally realized what was going on, and managed to yell one last "Noooooo!" before Susan sprayed him. He passed out from the stench, and the squirrels dragged him away.-………...Wow.