Hi. Please meet my imaginary assistants Sabrina, Katrina, and Chabela.
Chabela: Hi!
Sabrina: HI:D
Katrina: Hi.
On with the stupidity.
The Muse:Prism Squared
Chapter Two:Super Sonic Hearing
"Did you guys hear something?" Kenshin heard a faint 'Nooooo' in the distance.
"No Kenshin." Yahiko said. Kenshin hissed. He was already tired, and had a headache. AND Yahiko's voice was too loud.
"Are you sick?" Kaoru put the back of her hand to Kenshin's forehead because he was acting weird. This rurouni was flushed.
"No." He said quickly. He was feeling a little weird, and his head was throbbing, but Kenshin didn't want to worry Kaoru. And, no offense to Megumi, but he didn't like doctor's very much. They were….scary. He said no more for the second reason than the first.
Sanosuke was looking at him strangely. "You said that a little too fast to be true, buddy." Then everyone else looked at Kenshin. He shifted uncomfortably. Kaoru looked at Yahiko, then Sano. Yahiko looked at Sano, then Kaoru. Sano looked at Yahiko, then Kaoru. Finally all three of them looked at Kenshin. After an unspoken agreement that Kenshin was too densely perceptive to understand that the others were planning something and not know what it was, Yahiko got up.
"Do you guys have telepathy or something?" That did it. Yahiko was getting Megumi. Then, after another unspoken agreement that Kenshin again, knew about, Kaoru and Sano went to the kitchen. A very confused Kenshin was left alone. He thought for a moment. Kaoru's face was like 'Let's make tea' and Sano's face was like 'No friggin way! You'll poison us!' and then Kaoru's face was like 'Then you make it!' and then Sano looked like he was going to say 'I can't cook either!'. With Kaoru being a samurai's daughter, she was somewhat educated and thought in mathematical terms. According to the opposite of opposite's property, a negative number plus a negative number equaled a positive number. So one person who can't cook plus another person who can't cook equals tasty tea! Unfortunately, that property does not apply to cooking. So all they were going to end up with was some…..unearthly liquid. In reality, having two bad cooks in one kitchen was like digging two holes in one spot. You don't get a filled hole. You just got a bigger hole.
'Crap. Run!' Battousai said. And Kenshin took his alter ego's advice. He ran far, far, away.
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Yahiko knew he was supposed to be getting Megumi, but he wanted to stop by at the Akabeko to talk to Tsubame. After that, Tae stopped him for a second. It was about a surprise party for Tsubame. It was also next week. Yahiko was thinking about this as he was walking down the street. Tsubame was older than him. A whole month. She was born on July 11th. He was born on August 13th. Wow. That bothered him. He was wondering what to do for Tsubame's eleventh birthday when he bumped into a boy who couldn't have been much older than him. Maybe younger.
"Sorry." Yahiko said. The boy smiled.
"It's okay! Here!" The boy handed Yahiko a prism. A rectangular prism. To be specific it was a cube made of some sort of crystal. The boy walked away into an alley. Then he disappeared into a column of light. A few seconds later he appeared on a cloud. An invisible cloud. One that made a rip in space so that it became a solid cloud which doesn't exist in our dimension.
"Did you give Yahiko the rectangular prism?" Karma said. She was eager to see how he plan was going.
"It's a cube." The boy said.
"A crystal cube." Toki added. Karma shot a look at her younger brother, Nate, then her older sister, Toki.
"Whatever. Are phases 1, 2, 3, and 4 done?" Nate never answered her question. Karma loved to mess with her detectives. Their personalities made them very easy to mess with. Especially the B team. Very easy.
"Yup." Nate said. His name was a pun, sort of. Ok, well, not really. Nate controlled fate. Toki's name meant time. Karma was the leader of two teams of detectives on earth. You can't get a name from 'detective leader', she also controlled karma (which, according to me, is a superstition that says when you do something bad, something bad happens to you and when you do something good, something good happens to you). The detectives were chosen from people who were willing to give up their lives for random people. Except that they lived. There were only two teams because people were either too scared, too corrupt, or never got a chance to prove themselves.
Karma went over to her desk to take a look at the check list.
1.Get Toki to put time powers in the crystal cube. Check.
2.Have Nate overwrite the fate of squirrels and Aoshi to have the squirrels to deliver the message. Check.
3.Overwrite Kenshin's fate to have Yahiko's fate be affected so he can get Megumi. Check.
4.Nate delivers crystal cube. Check.
5.Send Sagara Sozo and Himura Tomoe to Sano to deliver and explain map.
6.Trap victims in crystal cube, excluding Cinderella play times.
Yup. Her plan was going just fine.
Now I actually gave my fic a plot. At first, it was going to be random junk written for my own amusement.The chapters were going to be like this:
Chapter One- I Speak Squirrel:Aoshi
Chapter Two- Supersonic Hearing:Kaoru
Chapter Three- I See Dead People:Kenshin
Chapter Four- The Haunted Bokken:Yahiko
Chapter Five- Test Subject: Sano
Chapter Six- I Lost My Voice:Misao
Chapter Seven- Silence is Golden:Okina
Chapter Eight- I Believe I Can Fly:Megimi
Chapter Nine- Unsolved:Saito
Chapter Ten- Possesion:Hiko
Chapter Eleven- Pass the Gel:Chou
Anyway,
Me: Roses are red
Chabela: Kenshins hair is too.
Sabrina: Review please:)
Katrina: Or I will kill you.
All stare at Katrina.