Twilight Rewritten
Summary: Link and Midna get some help from another world – unfortunately, said help often appears to be more than a little insane.
Pairing(s): Midna/Link
Genre(s): Humor, Romance, Action/Adventure
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DM: -plops down next to PL- Hey!
PL: Yo Midna-boy.
Midna: Midna-boy?
Link: Yeah, she calls him that sometimes, 'specially in roleplays like they like to do.
PL: Just do the disclaimer…
DM: PL only owns herself, Link, Midna, and Hyrule all belong to Nintendo, while myself, Poison, and Sinny belong to ourselves!
Midna: Read on, pathetic mortals.
Link: Oo??!
DM, Pb: -roll eyes-
PL: Oh, and get ready for the promised humor in this chapter!
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Link waited patiently for Midna to fall asleep, treat him like a servant, would she?! He'd teach her! Soon enough the tiny female fell asleep and he snuck up on her silently. Midna shifted and whimpered in her sleep, but Link paid this no mind. Finally, he was close enough… And he licked her face, with as much slobber as he could muster. Midna woke with a startled, feminine shriek, but when she realized what had happened, she slapped him and laughed. "Silly wolf! If you wanted a kiss, all you had to do was ask!" Link stared at her in shock, surprise readable even across his wolfish features.
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Everyone was at DM's house, comfortably settled in his room. PL was taking a turn on the Wii – she'd claimed it first. Poison was on the bed reading the manual and Sin was at the computer – DM was commenting on PL's gameplay. Suddenly the Wiimote flew from PL's grasp, going strait through the TV screen! The only sound that could be heard was Midna's speech on the TV. Blinking confusedly, the four turned to the TV.
"I'll get it." PL's face was blood red with embarrassment, but she reached through the screen and felt around, surprise crossing her features.
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The Wiimote smacked Midna in the head, sending the imp flying with a startled cry. Link looked up and let out a surprised sound at the hand that groped in the thin air a little above them. Without thinking he gently latched onto the wrist, and yanked through two Twili, one of which was a blue-eyed female, the other could have been Midna's twin brother! After a moment another Twili and a large, tawny female wolf fell out of the air as well.
Chaos reigned.
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"Are you sure you're sane?" Was Midna's reaction to the three other Twilis' explanation. Okay, two Twili and a half-Twili, but same difference as the girl mostly took after her Twili side anyways. The four were hovering over the two wolves, who were alternately pestering and ignoring them. PL leant against DM, apparently using him as a cushion, and he did the same, while Sinspire and Midna sat crosslegged and talked.
"No." The other three replied, alternately cheerful and serious.
"But unless you'd rather accept us as precognitive psychos, you're gonna have to trust us, ain'tcha?" PL added. She and Midna had been trading friendly fire throughout the conversation, to much eye-rolling from the guys.
"Point taken. But what hit my head?"
DM and PL looked at eachother and sweatdropped. "Uuuuuuuuuuh…."
"I want a cogent explanation, slaves."
"SLAVES?!"
DM and Sinspire looked at each other, and Sinspire held DM back from breaking up the rough-and-tumble fight. "C'mon, this is Project Link, this'll be good!" Sin told DM.
Well, if you find two female Twili trying to beat the other to a bloody pulp entertaining, I suppose so. Eventually the two stopped, panting and glaring at one another. Both looked ready to say something, but obviously didn't want to say it.
"At the same time?"
"Yes."
"One… two… three…"
"Truce?"
"Yes."
They shook hands, then turned back to the boys – DM looked relieved, Sin looked put out. "Aw come on! No blood?!"
"Oh thanks a lot Sinny!"
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Midna: Who won the fight?
PL: It was a tie, we broke off at the same time.
Midna: Love or hate?
PL, DM: -leer at Midna- We'd love to love.
Link: -grabs PL and DM by scruffs of neck- Uh-uh. Mine.
PL, DM: D'awwwwww… -whines-
Midna: -slaps PL, and then throws a shoe at DM-
PL: Totally worth it!
DM: I agree! -grins-
Midna: Link plushie to first reviewer of chapter two, next co-host is Sinspiration!
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The Results: Midna. Kicked. My. Butt.
But you all were expecting that... XD Sorry to say, Midna has a few advantages up on me.