What Really Happened in FMA:
Dante's Childhood
(this one's also pre-FMA)
Young Dante was playing house with the boy next door, Hoenhiem…
"Hoho, do you thin some day we'll get married in real life?"
"I hope not…"
What was that?" Dante said, pulling out a knife.
"I mean, I'll love you forever Dante-dearest."
"That's what I thought you said, isn't our baby (the doll) wonderful and beautiful just like me?"
"Sure, it looks like a mini version of you," then he mumbled, "you conceited bitch"
"Time to kiss the baby goodnight!"
"Like hell I'm kissing a doll, plus I know where it's been!"
"What do you mean by that!"
"It's your doll so it probably has girl kooties all over it!"
"You take that back!"
"No way"
"Take it back or else"
"Or else what?"
Then Dante started beating Hoenheim with a wire hanger. Hey he didn't call her "Dante-dearest" for nothin'