A memory from Scar's childhood
There once were two brothers; the eldest one's name was Woody and the younger brother was Sherman.
"Hey Woody?" the younger one asked.
"What is it?"
"When will mom and dad be back from their trip to the furniture store?"
Woody sighed, "The truth is, mom and dad never went out shopping, I've just been telling that to you for the past month because I didn't want to upset you. The truth is, they've been dead for the past month."
"Oh… hey brother?"
"What?"
"For my birthday can I have an ipod?"
"Why would a world where they haven't even invented anesthesia, let alone televisions and computers; have ipods?!"
"Ok I'll take that as a no… how about a naval piercing?"
"Do you want people to think you're gayer than you already are?"
"Oh… then can I have a kitty?"
"Sure."
So Scar's, I mean Sherman's birthday came and he got a cute little kitty, which he named Kenny. One day Kenny was run over by a speeding horse. A girl got off the horse and said, "Did I hit it?"
"You killed Kenny!" Sherman cried.
"I despise cats." She said as she mounted her horse and rode off. Yes, that girl was none other than Dante…
OH wow Swirly updated, my school work is killing me; WHY THE HECK IS CIVICS A REQUIRED COUSE AND WHY IS THERE SO MUCH WORK INVOLVED?!?!?!?! Anyways if you get a chance go and watch 'Naruto what you didn't hear' series on youtube, it's hysterical. Well I gotta go grab some Cheetos, until next time; oh and don't forget to review!