Ok I think the first chapter was dumb so here's a knew one. I got tired of righting who was talking so im trying it this way! Lol
Ch: 2 There must be poison in the water!
Kagome went home to get away from all the craziness in the feudal era, and came back to see Inuyasha running around in a dress.
Kagome: What the "what's going on everyone! Why is Inuyasha wearing a dress?"
Sango: "I don't know, he has been acting like this all day!"
Kagome: "I think some one poisoned the water!"
Shippo: "I like it this way. Now who's the retard Inuyasha!"
Miroku: "AHH!"
Sango: "What's wrong Miroku!"
Miroku: "it's the that penguin again! Come here little penguin! (AN: if you guys ever seen Billy Madison, the part where he is acting all drunk and chasing the penguin that's what miroku is acting like! LOL)
Sesshoumaru: "I don't see any penguin?"
Everyone: "where did you come from?"
Sesshoumaru: "I have been here since the last Chapter, I was just fixing my makeup. Now I'm going to go join my brother." Sesshoumaru then runs of and grabs a dress and puts it on and is running around in circles with Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: "What took ya so long?"
Sesshoumaru: "I had to get my makeup on"
Inuyasha: " hey wait did you drink the water too?"
Sesshoumaru: "you mean this water?"
Inuyasha: "yeah that one. I got it from kagomes bag. It smells kinda weird but tastes good!"
Kagome: "Wait! Let me see that! YOU IDIOT THIS IS NAIL POLISH REMOVER!" You can probably die! No wonder you are acting weird and you were in my bag! SIT!"
Inuyasha: "OW! Wha uoa o hat kogoma?" (AN: why you do that kagome)
Kagome: "you're so dumb sometimes! But this time you went and you drank nail remover you idiot!"
Sango: "what are we going to! AH Miroku you perv my butt's not a penguin! THERE ISN'T EVEN A PENGUIN! SlAP!"
Miroku: "Ow!" he then got knocked unconscious.
Kagome: "I think we are going to have to take you and Sesshoumaru to the vet."
Inu and Sess: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Inu: "we already went there once I never want to go again."
Sess: Sesshoumaru was in a fetal position on the ground "no more needles mommy no more needles!"
Kagome: "come on you two." kagome was dragging them to the well. "Do you guys want to come?"
Shippo: "I wouldn't miss it for the world!"
Sango: " this is going to be fun!"
Miroku: "Penguin!" he then attacked a tree.
Kagome: "I think I'm going to get miroku a brain scan."
Shippo: "do you think Miroku drank the remover Kagome?"
Kagome: "No I think the last time he groped Sango and got hit the head about a million times screwed his head up."
Sango: "That's what that hentai gets!"
Kagome: "this is going to be a long day!"
To be continued...
Well that's chapter two next time it's the visit to the Vet! The first chapter was kinda messed up so I'll try to make it better if you don't like it. I want at least 3 reviews then I will post chapter three! Please R&R or my ninjas will come for you!
CYA Lata
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