Yeah it's been a while since I've updated but spring break is over and I need to catch up with my work. I hate school! Well here's Chapter 3! ;-)
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CH 3: Visit to the Vet!
Everyone jumped through the well into Kagome' s era. Except Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru had to be dragged down the well and to the house.
Kagome: "Mom I'm home!"
Sota: "hey sis. Moms not home she's at work."
Kagome: "Ok well I need to take Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru to the Vet again."
Sota: "Did you guys eat batteries again?"
Inuyasha: "hey Sota yous gotta chinchilla on your head."
Sesshoumaru: "that's not a chinchilla you damn idiot! It's a teletubby. (I don't think I spelled that right!)
Sota: "Hey sis what are they talking about?"
kagome: sigh "they drank my nail polish remover. So now I need to get them to the vet before they start doing really dumb stuff."
Sango: Ahh Miroku you stupid hentai! I'm going to beat the shit outta you!"
Miroku: "ha ha ha Sango the Penguin is touching your butt ha ha!"
Sango: "what the hell ya talking about!"
BAM!
SLAP!
Miroku: "ahh you stupid Penguin you go blaming it all on me! If you go to the zoo they will treat you very respectable like and ahhh I'm going to chop you up and feed you to the fishies!
Everything was so hectic that no one knew that they were already at the vet and inuyasha and Sesshoumaru were on that table the vet looks at the animals on.
(Lets just call the vet person The vet lady! L0L)
Vet lady: "ok so what's the problem this time kagome?"
Kagome: "well these two idiots were acting dumb and decided to drink my nail polish and they aren't themselves! Sesshoumaru is actually smiling and getting along with his brother! They never ever get along and Sesshoumaru never smiles! Inuyasha is acting like a softy and all high and that is not like him he is usually grumpy and moody!"
Vet lady: "I need to do some tests!"
The vet lady put them in a dark room and Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru just sat there wondering what was going on.
Inuyasha: "Hahaha ugh what's going on?"
Sesshoumaru: "Maybe they want us to get undressed like last time!"
Inu: "I think you sound a little to happy."
Sesshoumaru mysteriously finds a CD player and plays the "I'm to sexy" song.
Inuyasha: "Ah no I'm blind! You dumb ass put your clothes on!"
Then inuyasha thought of doing the same thing and he stripped and went to dance to the song.
While the two morons were dancin the lights went on.
Kagome: "AHH Inuyasha put some clothes on AHH SIT BOY!"
Inuyasha: "No Wait!"
Inuyasha once again met his best friend! The ground.
Sesshoumaru: "I can't believe I'm related to you"
Inuyasha: "Huh! you can't believe I'm related to you? Well you're the one who started this!"
Before Sesshoumaru could say anything a giant door opened up and two giant shrooms walked out.
(For all of you people who don't know what shrooms are they are mushrooms you just take the M an the u out.)
Kagome: "what does this have to do with anything?"
Vet lady: "this is to see if they can still fight and if their brain is functioning right."
Sango: "AHHH MIROKU YOU BETTER STOP TOUCHING MY BUTT! SLAP! OR I'LL SLAP PUT YOU IN THERE SLAP WITH THOSE SHROOMS!
Kagome: "do you have something that can check his brain for damage?"
Vet lady: "there's a doctors office next door."
Kagome: "Ok, Sango can you take shippo and go and get him a brain scan again?"
Sango: "if it will help penguin boy here then yeah."
Sango dragged the unconscious "Penguin boy" to the doctors office across the street.
After about 10 minutes the Shrooms went back through the giant door. Leaving a very tired and beat up Hanyou and Youkai.
Vet lady: "I think they failed the first test so we are going to need to keep them here over night. You can just come here in the morning."
Kagome followed the vet lady to a room with a lot of cages and animals in them. The vet lady came to a cage at the end and put Inuyasha in one and Sesshoumaru in the other one.
Kagome kneeled down and rubbed Inuyasha' s little doggy ear and told him she would be back in the morning. She would of told Sesshoumaru bye but he was to busy howling and barking on top of the little dog house.
Kagome: "Tomorrow is going to be a long day."
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Wow that was short but i promise i'll make it up to you! Well thats chapter three! How was it? Please R&R I'm new at this so it might not be as good as other peoples stories. Tell me what ya think the next test should be I'm all outta ideas! I'll try to update ASAP!
Ja ne!