I'm so sorry I haven't updated in awhile but I have been busy and I'm also working on my other story "Inuyasha's daughter" and I haven't had anytime really.. Well anyway thanks for the reviews! On with the madness!

Ch 5: End of the Tests!

Kagome walked back to the vet office for the like the millionth time the last couple of weeks. Today was the last day of the tests for Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha. Sango, Miroku, and Shippo left a few days ago to go back to the Feudal era, but Sango didn't seem to happy about having to be all alone with penguin boy.

Kagome: Inuyasha...Sesshoumaru.. Come on time to go..

Before kagome could finish Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru were already out the door and in the car.

Vet lady: "Ok here are their medicines and you need to make sure that they don't get a hold of anything else that will make them crazy or sick."

Kagome: "Ok I'll hide my things better, but are they acting crazier than before, or like girly little kids?

vet lady: "both, good luck with them, and Kagome lets try not to make an appointment till next year, so try to keep them out of trouble.

Kagome left the office building and walked out to her car to see Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru on top if her car.

Kagome: "what are you idiots doing?"

Sesshoumaru: "taking off that dirty sock!"

(An: lol has anyone seen that commercial with that guy putting a dirty sock on and his wife walks up and asks him what he's doing and he say's taking off that dirty sock! Lol I love that commercial!)

Kagome: "Um...ok well anyways..you to get off the top of my car you are drawing attention to yourselves! Sesshoumaru put your pants on!" (An; sry for talkin so much but Sesshy and Inu are wearing clothes that kagome gave them not their normal clothes)

Sesshoumaru: "No!"

"Yes!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"NO!"

"YES"

"NO"

"YES...!"

NOOOOO!

Kagome: "FINE! JUST GET IN THE CAR...!"

Sess: "She's scary!"

Inu: "Yeah.."

Sess: "Inuyasha?"

Inu: "Yeah?"

Sess: "Could you STOP HUGGIN ME?"

Inu: "Sorry no can do kagome scared me so much that I can't move my arms and I just love you so much!"

Sess: "Fine stay their if you want, but I'm just going to use the tensaiga to cut your arms off!"

Inu: "hey look my arms magically work!"

kagome started the car once the two were in and head towards the Higurashi shrine. Once their they went inside and ate ramen and kagome went to bed leaving the to brothers alone in the same room which is a bad idea.

First Inuyasha was jumping on the couch doing front flips and somehow Sesshoumaru ended up swingin on the mini chandelier. (SP?) Of course Sesshoumaru broke that and inuyasha ended up breaking the couch. Next the two evil brothers went into the kitchen.

Inu: "hey wanna play wit the microthingy?"

Sess: "Sure whatever that is if it means blowing stuff up!"

Inuyasha ran to the refrigerator and grabbed two eggs, then he mysteriously gotten hold of a fire cracker, and a fork. He opened the microwave and put the stuff in it, again somehow the fire crackers became mysteriously lit.

Sesshoumaru walked up to the microthingy and stuck his face against the plastic window thingy and watched the stuff go round and round. A few seconds later and a dizzy Sesshoumaru the lightning bolts started to shoot everywhere in the microwave, the eggs exploded and so did the fire crackers. (A/N: lol I f you put eggs in the microwave they will explode I have tried it before and if you put silver in the microwave little lightning bolt things do start shooting in the microwave my friend did it lol)

Inu: "hey fluffy do you wanna go up in Kagome's room and look around?"

Sesshoumaru: "PANTY RAID!"

The two ran up the stairs and quietly snuck in to Kagome's room. Sesshoumaru ran to a dresser and started to search for stuff. He found her underwear drawer. Sesshoumaru grabbed a pair of underwear and put it on his head. He also grabbed a her bra and put it on.

Kagome woke up from the noise and looked over to see Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru staring back at her with her underwear on their head.

Kagome: "What the hell are you two doing? Inuyasha SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT! DON'T EVER TOUCH MY UNDERWEAR AGAIN! GET OUT!"

After Inuyasha got out of the giant hole in the floor, they ran out of the room and down stairs back into the kitchen. It was a total mess! Eggs were everywhere the microwave was shattered into little pieces on the floor and the door on the refrigerator was broken off, there was water shooting out of the broken faucet and the window was broke.

Next the two went into the living room and destroyed the tv, couch, table, almost everything. Then mysteriously a giant five pound bar of chocolate was in Inuyasha's hands.

Inuyasha: "YAY! I lub chocolate!"

the two opened the chocolate and ate it. Five minutes later they were even more hyper than before! After a hour of destroying the house and amazingly not waking anyone up they had a sugar rush and fell on the floor asleep.

morning was going to be rough...

Well I typed that up really fast and I would of made it longer for you guys but I am to tired it's 3:00 in the morning and I'm going to bed well please review and I'll update as soon as I can!

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