Sorry people! I really am! I am also sorry for not saying who it was in Chapter 4. It was Paul and Suze said no and kicked him in the balls, ok? I am so busy with basketball and homework (stupid lesbo Social Studies teacher!) and unimportant things like that. Here's your update! I wrote it a long time ago but forgot to add it.
Bella's POV
Christmas is the time of year where everyone gets fat quickly and has to go shopping for new clothes from what I usually see. Really. Do you know that Kelly gained 5 pounds over last year's break? Oink. Recently the good father made me be in 7th grade like I'm supposed to because HECTOR told him I have this thing against Barbie, I mean Kelly. So that is why Jesse, my half foolish half smart brother, has a HUGE bump on his right shin. So I have anger problems. It's not like they'll sign me up for anger management, yet. They say they want to see how school goes for me first. Yes my second first day of school is this January. Some girl wanted to go to Mexico for the 2nd semester for her senior year which is perfectly fine by me. Actually I think it's kind of strange. They're not exactly… well, let's just say for the girl's sanity I hope the Mexican ghosts go crazy after they die. They said when I was there for a day that they didn't have a locker for me and to wait after break, which was perfectly fine by me.
I want Jesse to propose to Suze for Christmas. Now Suze is 18 and is old enough because her birthday is December 3rd. I baked her cake. Not very many people do that for Christmas. Most of them propose around Halloween, Thanksgiving or Easter which I don't get, but whatever. When I told Jesse this he said it was one of my first good ideas which I was proud of until I realized that he was dissing me. Then Suze came in and that was the end of that discussion.
"Bella get in the car. I want to go Christmas shopping and you're helping me." Almost-Dr. de Sometimes-Stupid yelled at me. Yes I got him to call me Bella. Not Aqua which I almost punched him for. Instead I saved my anger, ran over to gay wad Paul's house, rang the doorbell, and when he answered I knocked him out. He's working on a restraining order for me. He's not getting one though. I talked to the cops.
"Are we shopping for Suze's ring? 'Cause if we aren't I'm so not going." I screamed. I have my moments too.
"N-Ye-Maybe. Come on I'm going to rent movies for you to watch when me and Susannah are-" He was interrupted by who else? Me, Princess de Silva
"Making out, yes I'm not that stupid. Make sure we return The Sound of Music this time ok?" It was Jesse's pick that day for movies. I hate The Sound of Music. Reminds me too much of Sister Ernestine whom I think is secretly a lesbian. But that's just me and Suze who thinks that.
"Let's just go." So we were off. I got $1000 bucks I recently stole from Slater's last knockout. Hey I have to get money somehow. Jesse just doesn't need to know.
After 3 long hours we finally found the perfect ring for Suze. A gold ring with (what else?) mi querida engraved on the inside and one very beautiful emerald on the outside. I picked it out. Ok Jesse did. I went to go get us buns from the Cinnabon place. Mmm. So we got Father Dom a brand new bible. Its cover barley stays on so we figured he needed one. I got him a hat that says "I love Johnny Depp" in pink thread. Jesse said it was inappropriate and told him it was my money and will probably end up giving it to Lulu anyway.
I made 3 friends and one's name is Lulu. Jesse said he never thought I would manage to get a nice decent friend that isn't obsessed with cow tipping or whatever. She is 4, 4" and isn't picked on by her height. She is known as the terror of the 7th grade. Well, now after me but that's fine by her. She currently has an obsession with Johnny Depp. Eri and Marina have best fiends since the beginning of time. Marina is strong and has a pretty cool pirate costume. Eri says she could be future evil dicator of the world and I have to admit it's a pretty good plan. It could work too, if we kill Johnny Depp to make Lulu help us. We're all friends and kick butt together.
Oh by the way Spike died of cat cancer. Jesse had a funeral and everything for the cat and he CRIED at it. Whenever the word Spike comes up I laugh. Jesse takes me by the ankles and holds me upside now until I turn green
I got
Jesse: pretend doctor's kit box with real nice stethoscope in it.
Suze: a dress up wedding dress with a coupon for a manicure
Father Dominic: some churchy thingy I don't know Jesse picked it out
Myself: nothing. Ha looked like I was greedy huh?
Lulu: hat and boxing gloves.
Eri: a pocketknife and boxing gloves
Marina: a boot knife and boxing gloves
Mrs. Helen Ackerman: a pretty bracelet
Mr. Andy Ackerman: a manly box to hold his recipes in
Doc: a scientific calculator
Dopey: a handheld electronic dictionary
Sleepy: $100 to buy that camaro
Lacey: a pink bunny blanket
Look the Ackermans really have taken me and Jesse in so that's why I got them all something. Plus Sleepy just lost his job at Peninsula Pizza because he was making out with his girlfriend (I know I never knew anyone liked him that way) on the job and he really wants that camaro. So I will get him to shut up about the camaro thing with the money. Hopefully it will keep him away from watching me "accidentally" kicking Dopey in the… yeah. It was hilarious and Andy wouldn't believe it was me because I was helping Suze's new half-sister, Lacey, catch butterflies. Lacey is so much cuter than Andy's sons and I think Lacey will teach Suze to be a good mom after she and Jesse get married. Hey look I like little kids and I always wanted a niece that doesn't wear petticoats every stupid day. A nephew would be fine too it's just I prefer little girls because when you change them, they don't pee in your face. Plus what would they name him? I have the perfect name for a girl. Let's just hope she won't be a prep. Like the one in my grade, Sexy. Really that's her name. At the mall Lulu and I were hanging out and then she was all like "Here comes Sexy." At first I thought she was she was a lesbo and said "Your girlfriend?" and she said "Eww, no she's a freaking prep and that's her name." Then we walked away. She is Sexy Prescott, Kelly's sister which surprisingly Kelly named her when she was like 5. How imaginative.
Anyway after all that I still had money left over so I got Jesse a cell phone. He needs one badly and I already have one. Yes and the ring tone is that one Disney song Yo ho yo ho a pirate's life for me. Shut up will you? Here comes a call.
Suze's POV
Wrapping presents. All I have done is wrap, wrap, wrap and talk to CeeCee, Adam, and little Lacey. God she's cute. I called Jesse but he isn't home so I called Bella.
"Hi Suze! What ya doin'?" Bella is almost always full of energy. She has too much energy at night but not enough energy in the day.
"Wrapping presents, where's Jesse and what did he get me for Christmas?" Ok I know I'm not supposed to ask but do I ever follow the rules? Actually I want to know who wrote the rules because I'm really curious and-Brain? Yes, Suze? Shut up.
"He got you nothing that can be wrapped, tied with a bow or put in a bag. We're at the mall. Jesse really needs a cell phone. Anyway about they present. He's-oh here's Jesse. He wants to talk to you." Bella chanted
"Querida quit cheating. You know I can read little things in your mind. Let's just say I made the rules, ok? NO CHEATING. So um when do you want to do uh Christmas with CeeCee, Adam, Bella's friends, my friends, and your family?" Jesse says I CAN CHOSE! Oh the mind reading thingy. The vision we saw was made by Bella (who else?). So now we can read little things out of each other's minds. Bella did it so we can stop fighting about if Jesse once went out with Kelly.
"Umm like opening presents right? Let me ask CeeCee. CEECEE! WHEN DO YOU WANT TO DO CHRISTMAS? Ok. How about tomorrow night, does that work with you guys?" I am excited! This will be our first Christmas together when we get to see each other. Because last year he had this one future doctor thingy he had to go to.
"Umm Bella is that alright? Bella has uh boxing practice tomorrow so how about t-t-tonight?" Why did he stutter? I should read his mind. Oh My God he's nervous about something!
"CeeCee says tonight is fine and so does Mom and Andy. So can we do it here? You and Bella can come at 6 and eat with us. Everyone else can come later. Lacey has this weird fear of outside lately maybe Bella can fix it. You and Bella's friends can come here too. Bella already called CeeCee and told her she would bring the mistletoe. Ok? And why are you stuttering?"
"Uh yes everything is fine and I am not stuttering. Oh, I have to go get Bella she just got in another fight with Sexy Prescott." Ok. Wait. SEXY PRESCOTT?
"SEXY PRESCOTT? WHO IS SEXY PRESCOTT? A SECRET GIRLFRIEND A.K.A KELLY PRESCOTT?" I might have been overreacting.
"No her little sister that's in Bella's grade. I have to go Bella just broke her nose. Te amo Querida"
"Oh. Love you Jesse see you later!" I'll be waiting for you.
Jesse's POV
"So if I do this tonight it will be all over with right?" I asked. Annabelle knows a lot about this kind of stuff.
"Aye and you don't need an engagement party because; well you'll already have one. So yeah whatever. I'll bring my duct tape so Dopey will SHUT UP! Nice excuse by the way. She just broke Sexy's nose .Nice." She talks a lot but not near as fast as mi querida.
"Annabelle you do realize I am very nervous right? I mean what if she says no?" I inquired. Annabelle almost dropped her M&M blizzard but she loves them too much so she didn't.
"Hector de Silva, she risked like, 20 brain cells that she needs for you and all you can what if she says no?! She's loved you ever since she met you! Pull yourself together! She chose a ghost over Paul! That's like poor over rich! At least she chose possible king over queen of Hell." Did she say possible KING?!
"King, Bella? Possible King?! What do you mean?" Then she looked happy.
"The lady with the violet eyes shall find the king…" I remember this
"and help keep the queen. That's one of the prophecies at heaven right? Wait look at me, your eyes are purple aren't they? You're the lady! Go find the King!" I was very excited. I knew why Annabelle was stuck here.
"I already have. You are the king, Hector "Jesse" de Silva. I'm princess Annabelle Aqua de Silva. Marta, Josephina, Mercedes, Catalina, and Mapi are all princess de Silvas too. I'm sorry I just didn't think, well I hoped it wasn't you. Because that will make Suze the queen." Wow me and querida. Rulers of a realm.
"But aren't Mama and Papa royalty too? Why is it bad that Susannah is the queen? I mean she would make a beautiful queen."
"Mama and Papa are indeed royalty but they want the match they made as their monarchies. You two are the match made in Heaven. Hi do you have any mistletoe? Thank you. Here's $9.09. No he's not my boyfriend he's my brother, Miss Nosy. Good bye. Suze will be hard to "keep" I will be here until you two die and I will always be the same age forever. Can we go home now so I can call Lulu, Eri, and Marina?" Wow.
That's a lot to take plus I have to propose to Susannah.
8:00 after supper with Ackerman/Simon Family just when Party Starts.
Bella's POV
Oh my God! Jesse is going to propose first! Presents later! Suze is just sitting there by Lawrence, Jesse's friend!
"HEY! BY ORDER OF PRINCESS BELLA AND PRINCESS LACEY, SHUT UP!" that was artistic. No, I did not spill the beans; we were playing dress up with my friends and Lacey.
"Jesse first!" squealed Lacey. God why did he look so…nervous?
"Ok um Susannah, wait. Bella did you remember the duct tape?" he said while he was walking towards Suze. Shit the duct tape! Wait… ah ha!
"Aye! Aye Captain!"I went over to Dopey and before he could say anything I duct taped his mouth shut "Blue Peter!"
"Ok. Susannah," he got down on one knee "Will you marry me?" Yes there was a loud gasp and Helen Ackerman almost fainted. I asked Gene to videotape it. Suze saw that beautiful ring, took it and kissed him.
I think that was a yes.
"Of course I will!" Suze blurted. Ha I am right again. One point for Bella, zero for Jesse.
It was one of the best nights of my death.
Jesse's POV
She said yes. As in yes I am your future wife, yes I love you, yes Bella was right, again, and yes I love the ring.
Bella said "I hope I get a lot of nieces and nephews. I like kids." She was playing with Lacey.
My future mother-in-law said "I so proud of you Susie! Welcome to the family Jesse and I guess Bella. But Bella's not surprised so I guess she knew. I will love my new family very dearly and- Who is that ghost over there and why does he have a video camera. Never mind Bella probably paid him. I don't care. I am too happy! After present opening, Bella had a karaoke dance party like on Shrek. It was funny to watch except for Bella wouldn't sing. She says she can't but I know she can. We de Silvas were known for our singing.
"Jesse, follow me." Susannah whispered
I followed her up the stairs and out her bedroom window into our sanctuary, her rooftop.
"So did Bells force you to ask me in front of everyone?" Suze asked quietly
"In front of everyone? Yes, she did and she told me to propose too. So um do you think our kids will be mediators?"
"Of course I mean an ex-ghost and a mediator equals little mediators and we don't need them." My mama suddenly appeared with my papa and Susannah's father. Except, they had huge bull horns with little rabbits painted on them. This could only mean one thing…PAUL SLATER!
"Mama! Papa! Mr. Simon! Bella come here!" I yelled
"Yeah, oh my God! Go! Get down that tree! They're not your parents!" Bella squealed
"Mercy! Josie! Marta! Lina! MAPI! Get him away from the demons! NOW! Jesse, hop down from here and go save Suze!"
"Where is she and was Susannah missing when I proposed to Paul?" I needed to know because the Susannah I was standing by now turned into Paul Slater. My other sisters just appeared.
"To find your queen so dear use the seventh sense! You proposed to Susannah not Satan's queen!" Catalina yelled. Wow, when I died she was only 10 like Bella ( I think they're twins. Shh) and Mapi was 9. They look like Lina is 20 and Mapi is 15.
"JUST STOP THINKING AND RUN!" Bella yelled as they did a spell together.
Suze's POV
"W-where am I?"
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