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Chapter 6: Naraku defeated?

Kagome yawned and got out of bed and was now heading down the stairs to watch tv. She sat on the couch that was tore in half, grabbed the remote and tried to switch on the tv. "What's wrong with this thing?" she groggily asked herself. (A/n: ok im tired of writing the way I have been so im changing it) Her tired eyes widened when she finally noticed that the living room was completely destroyed. She got up really fast and ran into the kitchen, she knew she shouldn't of put the two brothers in the same room. The kitchen was a bigger mess than the living room, if that was possible.

"Inuyasha...Sesshoumaru!" she hissed. The two brothers were on the floor asleep, Kagome grabbed a frying pan and hit them both upside their head. "OW!" they both yelled. "What the hell did you two do!?"

"What are you talking about?" Sesshoumaru asked, acting as if nothing happened. "What am I talking about? I'm talking about why my house is destroyed?" she yelled. "Oh...yeah that...well we really didn't do it...yeah thats it." Inuyasha relied.

Kagome had a dumb look on her face. "Ok then who did it?" the two brothers looked at each other. "Um...the underwear gnomes?" "Underwear gnomes?" kagome asked.

"Yeah they go in your room, steal your underwear and destroy your house. Me and Inu tried to stop them but they were to fast and small to catch." Kagome looked at them really stupidly, "yeah...right." Kagome's eyes widened when she realized how much trouble she'd be in when her mom woke up. "You guys have to help me clean up before...my mom..." she looked around and the house was mysteriously cleaned up. "How does this stuff happen?" Inuyasha asked. Sesshoumaru shrugged, "I guess the writer is crazy."

"I'm not crazy!" I said mysteriously popping up. "I brought you guys in this story and I can easily take you out! I can do anything to you guys in this story like...turn Sesshy into a girl." I said evilly.

"You wouldn't dare." he replied back. "Watch me." Sesshoumaru then turned into a girl. I laughed evilly and then turned to Inuyasha, who then ran and hid in a corner. "Don't hurt me!" he yelled. I turned to Kagome and asked her what I should do to him. "I can handle it. SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT BOY!" Inuyasha hit the tiled floor hard. "If they give you any trouble just tell me and I'll fix them." I turned Sesshy back to his normal self except he was naked and then I disappeared.

"She is so weird." Sesshoumaru said. "And crazy." Inu added.

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Later that day they decided to go back to the feudal era. When they got there Miroku was running in circles yelling, "I'm going to get you one of these days!" Sango and shippo was watching him crazily. "What's he chasing this time?" Kagome asked. "The penguin again." Sango and Shippo both said.

Kagome sighed, "What's happening to everyone? At least we aren't crazy like them, if we were we would all die." The two nodded and continued watching the three running in circles chasing the "penguin."

Miroku stopped and looked at a tree as if it was going to kill him. "What ya looking at?" Inuyasha asked. "I'm just looking at that hippo..." he said waving at the tree. "Are you guys crazy that's not a hippo that's just Peter Griffin in a brown leather suit." Sesshoumaru said. Miroku and Inuyasha tilted their head to the side, "Oh..."

"What are they looking at?" Shippo asked. "I have no clue..." Sango said. It all of a sudden got really dark and Naraku appeared. "Kukukuku I shall destroy you all!" He was about to attack but he stopped and it got light again. "But first I have to put some more of my eye shadow on." Everyone was laughing even Sesshoumaru, everyone stopped and looked at him weirdly. "What?" he asked. "Why are you laughing? You wear it too."

"Yeah but I look sexier with it, Naraku just looks like some little sissy girlie ass who's gender confused." everyone laughed and Naraku ran away crying like the little sissy girlie ass he was. Miroku grabbed his arm and fell to the ground in pain. "What's wrong?"

Miroku was smiling like an idiot, "My wind tunnel is gone!" Everyone laughed harder. "So defeated him just by calling him a sissy girlie ass?" Inu asked. "Yep I guess we did!" Kagome said. "PENGUIN!!" "SHUT UP MIROKU!!" Sango threw a rock which hit him in the head and knocked him out. Kagome sighed, "I can't wait till things get back to normal."

Koga came out of nowhere and ran into a tree. "I got him. I finally got him!" Miroku sat up and started cheering, "Ha you stupid penguin now who's laughing!" Koga got thrown into a tree by an invisible force then miroku was tackled by the penguin. Kagome, Sango, and Shippo looked at each other, their eyes wide. "Did you guys just see a penguin?" kagome asked. The two nodded and then hit themselves in the head, which knocked them out. What a crazy day, but not as crazy as the next day...

Ok sry it's not that long but I have major writers block that chapter was probably not that funny but next chapter will be I promise! i'll start trying to update every friday with all my stories. I want at least 8 reviews I wont update until I do! So plz review!!