So…. The next chapter… I'm having trouble with Petigrews… have any ideas of what I could do for him??

-Mrs. Charlie Weasley – thats me

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45 Pick-Up Lines James attempted to Use on Lily… That Didn't Work.

1 – Hey Evans!

2 – Wow Evans… aren't you looking lovely for a change.

3 – Hey Lily, Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

4 – Wanna go on a date with me Lily?

5 – Did you see that Lily! DID YOU SEE!!! I caught the Snitch!!

6 – Please Evans…

7 – Hi Emily… can you ask Lily if she'll go on a date with me… OH! Hi Lily… I didn't see you standing right there beside Emily and talking to her… sorry.

8 – Gee Evans… I seem to have forgotten my address… can I get yours?

9 – So Evans what are you doing tonight.

10 – HEY EVANS!!! EVANS!!!

11 – HEY EVANS! Wanna see me beat up Snape!!

12 – Hi Mellissa… can you do me a favour… Can you ask Lily if she'll go out with me.

13 – Hey Lily I had a dream about you last night.

14 – Hey Eva-SLAP-Ouch.

15 – Are you tired Lily… you must be, you've been walking around in my dreams all day!

16 – Hey Lily… you know just having you in my presence makes me week at the knees.

17 – Hey Lily do you… no ok.

18 – I caught the Snitch just for you Lily.

19 – You know you hold the key to my heart right Lil?

20 – Wasn't Sirius being a moron today?

21 – Hey Lily…LILY… HEY COME BACK!!!

22 – I'm sorry Evans. What do you mean what for… do I have to have a reason to be sincere.

23 – Hey Lily… do you need any help with your homework.

24 – Hey Evans… wanna have dinner with me tonight?

25 – You know between YOUR looks, and YOUR brains, and YOUR generosity… we could have a really great kid someday.

26 – Hey Evan! I would like to award you the Butter Beer award for looking so good. Now if you will give address and other vital statistics, I would like to enter you in the grand prize drawing for an all-expenses paid date with me.

27 – Hi Lily… are you going to Hogsmeade?

28 – Gee I wish Lily Evans would go on a date with me… that would just make my day! OH Hi Evans… I didn't see you there… what ever are you doing sitting at your favourite armchair?

29 – (Spelt out in Fireworks) Lily go out with James Potter!! Please!

30 – Hi Lily… Umm, James… you know him right… my best friend… he's about this tall, has black hair, glasses… is hopelessly in love with you… yea have you seen him?

31 – Lily… Can I buy you a butter beer?

32 – Come on Lily!! Give me a chance!!

33 – Ok Evans… you go out with me and if you don't have the time of your life... I'll… I'll… dress up like a girl for a whole day!!

34 – I'm sorry it had to result to this… PLEASE LILY PLEASE!!! JUST ONE DATE!!! PLEASE!!! ONE DATE!!!

35 – Hi Evans… ok, I know I'm probably not your favourite person in the world… but can you do me a favor… go out with James. The guys desperate Lily… honest. I'm starting to get worried for him. I mean, I honestly don't know why he likes you so much but he does… so for me Evans… Do it for Sirius… oh and I guess for the other two… Remus and Peter… James REALLY is starting to drive us all up the wall.

36 – Lily, can I carry your books for you?

37 – Your shriveling potion looks lovely today.

38 – So Lily for homework we have to copy out the paragraph on mummy's… write a page about what happens when Saturn and Mars line up… and go on a date?

39 – So Lily I'm not going to attempt another cheesy pick-up line on you but I have to tell you. Your hair looks absolutely LOVELY today!

40 – Oh my gosh Lily!! Look out for peeves! He's got water balloons. Here quick! Hide in this closet with me where you'll stay dry!

41 – Dear Evans you smell like roses and pie!
How I wish that you could be mine!

Your eyes are so green they they draw me like bait.

I'd do anything you asked if we went on just ONE date!

42 – Bond, James Bond. HEY LILY… its from a muggle movie, come on Lily… stop laughing!

43 – Sorry Lil were you talking to me? No? Oh well then please start!

44 – If I followed you home, would you keep me?

45 – Lily… what do you mean no… I didn't ask you anything yet. HEY!! I DIDN'T ASK YOU ANYTHING YET!!! YOU CAN'T TURN ME DOWN WITHOUT ME ASKING YOU OUT!!! LILY!!!!

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Thats it folks!

Anyone have any ideas for Peter Petigrew????

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