Now for something completely different! While coming up with the next installment of Phantom Funnies I figured, hey, why not do a Phantom-Python song spoof? There will be no set pattern to these, just when I'm bored.

Anyway, with out further ado, I bring you, The Danny Phantom Song!

(Danny is bold, Sam and Tuck are italic)

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I'm Danny Phantom and I'm okay!

I punch and kick those ghosts all day!

He's Danny Phantom and he's okay!

He punches and kicks those ghosts all day!

I hate Lancer, got hit by Dash,

I go to the broom cupboard!

On Fridays I play Doomed III and fight with Skulker!

He hates Lancer, gets hit by Dash,

he goes to the broom cupboard

On Fridays he plays Doomed III, and fights with Skulker!

He's Danny Phantom and he's okay!

He punches and kicks those ghosts all day!

I jump and dodge, I blast and yell,

I'd like to kill Bearbert!

I turn invisible and watch the girl's lockers!

He jumps and dodges, he blasts and yells,

He'd like to kill Bearbert!

He turns invisible and watches the girl's lockers !

He's Danny Phantom and he's okay!

he punches and kicks those ghosts all day!

I scream and yelp, I wear a belt,

gloves and black hazmat!

My parents want to kill me, and tear me apart!

He screams and yelps, he wears a belt !

gloves and black... hazmat !

My parents want to kill me, and tear me apart!