Ok...so I'm back with a new chapter! Took me long enough eh? Well this chapter took a while, I couldn't really come up with any ideas! But eventually I did! Hope you like it!!!

45 Things Peter Petigrew Is Incapable of Doing
(Written with help from the Mauraders)

1. Write a list of things he can't do without help from James, Sirius, and Remus.

2. Mix a potion properly

3. Pick up a girl (As in get a date...not physically)

4. Pick up a girl (Physically pick her up... not as get a date)

5. Pick up anything heavier than 50 pounds.

6. Stay awake during History of Magic (Than again...who can? Besides Remus)

7. Answer a question without stuttering.

8. Perform a difficult spell on the first three attempts.

9. Perform ANY spell on the first three attempts.

10. Stay awake past midnight.

11. Hold his Firewhiskey.

12. Drink more than one glass of Firewhiskey.

13. Get more than 3 OWLS.

14. Learn to be an animagus without help from Sirius, James, and Remus.

15. Remember the password for Gryffindor Tower.

16. Get a date.

17. Flirt properly.

18. Talk to a girl.

19. Talk to anyone who he doesn't know very well.

20. Not know where James or Sirius are for more than 30 minutes.

21. Sing.

22. Answer questions on wherewolves properly even though he runs around with one once a month.

23. Answer questions properly on any topic.

24. Avoid getting hurt during a duel.

25. Win a duel (without help from any of the Marauders)

26. Beat James in a race.

27. Beat Sirius in a race.

28. Beat Remus in a race.

29. Beat a flobberworm in a race. (Now Sirius...thats a bit harsh.)

30. Tell a flat out lie to a teacher.

31. Tell a flat out lie to anyone.

32. Go into the Forbidden Forest alone.

33. Go into the Forbidden Forest without James AND Sirius AND Remus.

34. Go near Sirius when he's mad.

35. Dance.

36. Avoid running into Filch when he's sneaking around.

37. Avoid running into ANYONE when he's sneaking around.

38. Go near a Hippogriff or any other dangerous creature.

39. Avoid wetting the bed. (He did that once in first year and Sirius will NEVER let him forget it.)

40. Make new friends.

41. Get a girlfriend.

42. Bake cookies.

43. Win a game of chess.

44. Read a whole book in one sitting. (Who can do that besides you Moony?)

45. Remembering spells and incantations and potion ingredients when it comes to exam time.

-------------ADDED RECENTLY BY SIRIUS-----------------

46. STAY LOYAL TO FRIENDS!!!!

Well...thats it... do you think I should do a chapter for Lily???? Any suggestions?

I know it's not the best, read and review please!