AN: Many people may be thinking things not unlike "Who is this crazy girl?" or "Should I be scared for my family?" but you'll see, YOU'LL ALL SEE!
Chapter two: Too many vampires spoil the vent!
Just as Bella and Edward had slumped against the wall and commenced planning their suicides a clanking came from the end of the narrow passage.
"Don't close the. . ." Edward and Bella yelled simultaneously but too late Jasper and Alice had already clambered in.
"So you come here everyday?" asked Jasper looking around with a slight smirk.
"It's usually very peaceful." sulked Edward. "You've just locked us in you two so well done." He turned away from them and sat staring at the vent wall.
At that moment Rosalie and Emmett squeezed through the tiny space.
"DON'T CLOSE THE. . ." everyone shouted (except Edward who was quietly loosing the will to live in the corner.) But, you guessed it, there was a metallic slam and the vent shook slightly.
"Bit stuffy in here" said Emmett pretending to wipe sweat from his brow. "But you know what they say . . .?" he nudged Rosalie, who gave him a dirty look and edged closer to Alice. "Too many vampires spoil the vent" he cried with the air of a comedian announcing the funniest thing in the world. Everyone had different reactions to this. Rosalie pretended to be sick. Edward despaired. Bella giggled. Alice rolled her eyes. Emmett and Jasper just rolled around in hysterics (not easy to do in a vent).
"Well we better find a way out." Sighed Edward "follow me everyone." And they all trailed after him. Edward leading, then Rosalie, then Jasper, then Bella, then Emmett and then finally Alice.
Of course after shuffling for ten minutes along the cramp passage ways and staring at the each other's butts, there were two yells from behind.
"Emmett!" yelled Rosalie, unable to turn round.
"Alice" yelled Jasper bumping into Rosalie as she halted just in front of him.