AN: So. . .here are some more things you may be thinking after reading that last chapter:

I didn't know Emmett was so hilaaaarious.

What has happened to Alice and Emmett and does anyone actually care?

Why are ALL the Cullens (and Hales, and Swan) in the vent?

Well. . .

Oh didn't you? What a shame!

You'll just have to read and see and yes, YOU must care because u are reading this!

Vents are hip, happening places. Get with the programme DUDE!

Anyway on with the show.

Chapter three: "Look Edward! What's that?"

As the more intelligent members of planet earth (excluding monkeys and dolphins) will have guessed if you put a giant Emmett in a tiny vent there may be consequences such as the ones Emmett was feeling now.

"Ow! I can feel the consequences!" shouted the one hundred percent stuck Emmett as he wrenched at the vent walls with his shoulders. "Rosalie!" he wailed

"Leave him" Rosalie said and poked Edward to get him moving again.

"What about Alice?" cried Jasper in a wounded tone.

There came a short cry of "Hey" from the wedged one.

A muffled voice sang out from what seemed like far away. "Don't worry about me guys there's another opening here I'll find my way."

And so there were three, yes count 'em three vampires left (Oh and one Bella).

Around ten minutes after the Emmett's shouts had reseeded to a mouse squeak in the background, Bella spotted a light down a passage to her left.

"Edward look! What's that?" she yelled in his general direction. "I think it's a light Edward! Edward?" Edward ignored her and continued. Bella shrugged and turned off, heading towards the light. It was only 15 minutes later that both Bella and the remaining Hales and Cullen stopped.

All this time Bella had found it slightly strange that as she plodded along the light seamed to get further and further away from her and finally released that this mirage was mainly due to the head torch Edward had strapped to her head half an hour previously. "Well how was I supposed to know" she thought moodily imagining the terrible lecture she would soon receive from her boyfriend. It was always the same; "What were you thinking?"; "What if you had died?"; "How many times? Victoria isn't your friend!" She sighed, and then her mood brightened. "Oh well Edward will find me!" she said out loud, curled herself into a ball and fell fast asleep.

Meanwhile Edward, Jasper and Rosalie sat against the wall of the vent 200 meters away.

"It's alright Edward, I'm sure she'll attempt to find us again." said Jasper, unbeknown to the snoring mass that was Bella 5 minutes away.

"I'm sure you're right." resolved Edward "But I'm going to go and try and find her anyway." He got back on his hands and knees and crawled over Rosalie and Jasper.

"We better try and find the way out Rose." said Jasper also getting back on his hands and knees. Rosalie didn't answer.