AN: This chapter is dedicated to CNOHERO because her review made ME smile and having a test is never nice. Oh and there was one more thing, ah yes I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN!!!!! That is all.

Chapter Five: Still Stuck.

As Rosalie shuffled along the vent two things annoyed her. The first was that her red lacey underwear was on proud display, the second was the terrible singing coming from up ahead.

". . . Walk out the door, just turn around now, your not welcome anymore." the singing stop as the Emmett heard clanking sounds getting nearer and nearer.

Rosalie stopped dead and stared at the pair of legs stuck round the corner up ahead. "How the hell. . .?" Rosalie started but was interrupted by the wedged one. "Rosalie? Is that really you?" he piped up. "I was wiggling along and I tried to go round this corner and well didn't quite make it." He voice trailed off as he imagined the look on Rosalie's face at that very moment. He came quite close to the incredulous look that Rosalie was giving him now (or well his bottom half). "Can you help me out? Rosalie? Rosalie?" he wailed, frustrated. But Rosalie was only half listening. She was staring at Emmett's bottom half in a daze and then an idea sprang into her head.

"Only if you give me your trousers!" she said triumphantly.

"What?" was Emmett's only reply.

"Long story." Said Rosalie, quickly.

"Let's hear it then!" he pried.

She sighed and gave in. "I don't exactly have a skirt on."

"Really, let's see" he said enthusiastically and wiggled furiously.

Rosalie didn't say anything; she just yanked at Emmett's belt. There was much struggling and yelling that ensued but poor Emmett was stuck from the waist upwards, in a vent and ten minutes later Rosalie was pulling on Emmett's combat grudgingly with poor Emmett clad from the waist down in zebra print boxing shorts and army boots.

He cussed and screamed at her as she shuffled away but she did not care.

Meanwhile on floor two of the vent.

"Alice!" Edward yelled in surprise. "Edward!" Alice yelled in surprise. They stared at each other as though checking for actual proof of each others existence. You don't get mirages in vents, thought Edward and smiled a smile that would break my heart cough if I had been there of course, which I wasn't sob sob. "Have you seen Bella?" Edward continued ignoring my mindless rants.

"No!" said Alice looking anxious. "Was I supposed to?" she asked.

"I CAN'T FIND HERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" Edward wailed. Alice attempted to pat him on the back but couldn't reach so she patted his face. Edward just looked at her despairingly and they continued the epic journey that was dramatic pause finding Bella.