DK here. On with the show, this is a short, but somewhat amusing chap (to me at least.

Disclaimer: Same as usual.

Soda awoke sweating and breathing heavily. "What the he-" he started before he saw Two-bits body in convulsions of silent laughter and felt the spasms of pleasure shooting through his body from his groin, then remembering his dream, everything fell into place. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! I am ROYALLY SCREWED! Soda thought frantically and ran off to the bathroom, leaving Two-bit there, laughing his head off.

Soda was just outside the bathroom, when it occurred to him he needed clean boxers and pants, and he crept across the hall and into his room, where the goddess still slept. He tiptoed past the bed, and to the chest of drawers, yanking out clean pants and boxers and began to walk slowly and quietly across the room again when Elli yawned and sat up, her hair squashed up on one side of her head where she had been sleeping. She looks so beautiful, he thought, and remembering his dream, stifled a moan as he looked at her lips and dreamed of them being around his dick. "Whatta you doing Soda?" she mumbled sleepily.

"Oh, just getting clothes…I'm gonna go have a shower" he smiled sheepishly at her.

"Oh ok. Well, morning"

"You too" and with that he almost ran out of the room and into the bathroom across the hall. Dude, what is WRONG WITH YOU! You've known her since WHEN? Like LAST NIGHT! He mentally berated himself, You can't like her…knowing you you'll spill your guts to her as soon as you see her, then she'll get freaked and leave. This last thought terrified him and he hurriedly stripped himself of his somewhat soiled clothing and jumped under a cold shower.

He shivered as the icy jet ran down his back, making goose bumps rise along his body, as another horrible thought rushed into his head. Two-bit. He knows…I must have like been moaning what I was in the dream in real life…Oh I am so screwed! Two-bit will tell what I was dreaming about, then not only will she freak that I like her, but she'll think I'm dirty too…fuuuuuuuuuuuuck! These thoughts plagued him for the entire length of his shower until Darry started banging on the door. "SODA! I NEED TO SHAVE, YOU'VE BEEN IN THERE HALF A BLOODY HOUR, YOU'RE CLEAN ENOUGH!" his voice boomed through the door.

"I'll be right out!" Soda shouted and quickly jumped out of the shower, drying and dressing himself hurriedly. He opened the door to find Darry scowling curiously at him.

"What the hell were you doing in there?" he asked. Soda opened his mouth, with no idea what he was going to say, when Darry brushed him aside saying gruffly "Never mind, just get outta the way, I'll be late for work."

Soda walked into the kitchen, trying to look cool, calm and collected. Steve and Two-bit burst into a fit of giggles as they saw him. So, he's told Steve…who's next? He thought, a feeling of dread washing over his body. Elli looked up at him from the kitchen table, where she Pony and Johnny were eating cereal, and Pony was staring in awe at Elli as she spoke of some book. She kind of snorted with laughter and giggled, as Soda thought, Fuck they already told her! Then she took a deep breath and tried to say "Nice hair" but it came out as more "Ni-hahahahahahaha-s-hehe-h-hair!" Pony and Johnny looked at him then, and both giggled. Soda's hand flew up to his hair and realised with horror that he'd been so caught up in his thoughts that his hair was flattened across his forehead and the rest hung limply around his shoulders. I must look like one of them hippy girls, he thought, picturing himself in purple glasses with a bandanna and flowers in his hair, shuddering.

He quickly ran out of the kitchen and into the bathroom, drying his hair properly and greasing it up properly. I'm screwed… Soda thought, I'll never convince her I don't like her, and if I do, she'll think I'm a freak. Would it be so bad to have her know you like her? Maybe she likes you too. The "other" head voice spoke out. Shut up…she'd never like me…ever.

Veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery short chap, but eh. I haven't had much time. My son is due to be born in about 2 days. PLEASE REVIEW. I WILL DISCONTINUE IF I DON'T GET REVIEWS!