A truely cleshaid spin on severitis/snarys

Yes I understand there are LOTS of mistakes in this. But frankly, i dont care. This is just a drabble, an idea that hit me upside the head and left me gasping for breath i laughed so hard.

Please enjoy

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The house at Grimmold was now put back to rights after the evil serain wrap had been defeted. Draco sat sulkily in a corner, his bottom lip pushed out sulkily as new chuckles continued to break out around the table.

"so, he can stand up to Defeted Dark Lardass's but falls before the might of a plastic wrap." Chuckled Remus.

"Shud 'up." Draco said, slumping further down into his chair.

"as you wish...your plasticness." this brought on another round of howling laughter.

"ANYWAY...,'' Draco said, trying to turn the tide of the conversation away from him. "Where's Severus?"

"Apparently Harry had something to tell him, so he took him aside after getting you and the...others free." Molly said, finishing putting the dinner away for the night.

"So they're getting along better now?" Ron asked, sitting down at the table with a butterbeer.

"Loads." Ginny said, scraping a plate into the garbage. "By the way Ron, did you get the ring?"

"Ring?" this came in sterio from the Twins, who took up seats on either side of their younger brother.

Ron blushed slightly, and ducked his head sheepishly. Reaching into his robes, he pulled out a small velvit box.

"SQUEEEE!!!" both Ginny and Draco sounded together. The sterio made them stop and take a dubble take, eyeing each other like an insect. Draco arched a well manacured eye brow. Ginny just tilted her head. They staired at eachother for a few more moments. then Ginny smiled serenly, and licked her lips in a preditory way making Draco pale even more and bolt from the room.

"ummm ginny?" asked Ron.

"Just something we had discused before. I acused him of being gay, or very close to gay. he kept denying that. So I made him a little bet. If he ever showed signs of a girl's reaction to certin things, then I get to take him shoping for new cloths and set him up with a date. I just won." Ginny said smugly.

"Umm...OOOOO KKKKAAAYYY..." Both the twins said, giving a slight shudder with that mental immage.

"..." Molly just staired at her daughter.

"Moving back on topic..." George said.

"Lets see the ..." Fred

"SHINY!!!" they both said.

Smiling crookedly, Ron opened the box.

"OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!" Giny and Molly both oohhed and awed over hte ring, crowding close to get abetter look at it.

"Its beautiful, whered ya get it?" they asked together, doing an extreamly good imitation of the twins.

"Actualy, I asked Harry to make it. You know how good he is at finding and crafting gems? Well I gave him an uncut one I had been saving, and a design to put in the stone, see look," Ron tilted the stone slightly, letting the others see the inside of the stone.

Ruens ringed the inside of the stone, shining and glowing with diffrent colors and internal fire. A small picture of Heromoni could bee seen in the center, a small smile gracing her lips, and a book in her hand. If one looked closely they could make out the tital of 'Hogwarts; A History'.

"You designed this?" Molly asked.

"Yah, do you think she'll like it?" Ron asked timidly.

"Deffinitly, going to ask her soon?" Asked Ginny.

"I was thinking on New Years Eve." Ron said.

"Thats SOOO..."

"Romantic!" the twins put in their two cents.

"Shu..."

"IIIIIIEEEEEEEE"

A bone chilling screem riped through the house.

"DRACO!!" everyone exclamed scrambling to get out of the kitchen and go to the Blonds aid.

Rounding the corner they saw the door to the library ajar and draco's body lieing in the door way.

The group ran to him, Ginny making it to him first, fell to her knees and checked for a pulse, sighing in relefe when she found it.

Draco groned and his eyes fluttered.

"What was it Draco?" Molly demanded, wand at the ready.

"I.I.I.I," Draco just stutters and shudders. finaly giving up on making a coherent statement he just pointed into the Library, wich was still under a Silencing spell.

Looking up, the rest of the group moved cautusly into the room, Though they had all faced the worst of the worst when dealing with Volde' nothing prepared them for the Horror they saw on the floor of the Black Library.

Sitting with his arms crossed over his chest and a mutinus look in his eyes, Harry sat perfictly still. Behind him, sitting on a small otoman, was Snape. And not just any Snape, a smiling, whistling Snape.

But what made Draco's fainting spell more understandable, was the fact that Snape was tying Harry's messy hair up in Pink ribbens and Heart covered Bows.

Harry looked up at the stuned group. "one word. Just say one word, and i'll ..." Harry left the threat standing.

"..."

As one the others backed slowly out of the room, closing the door as they left.

"What.."

"The..

"Hell!" This time it was Ginny that finished the twins sentinces.

"Oh, didn't I tell you? That thing Harry had to talk to Severus about was the fact that he Addopted him into the family as a Brother of Magic." Molly said blithly as she walked back to the kitchen.

"Apparently, Snape wanted a Sister, not a Brother." Came Ron's comment.

He was promptly slaped upside the head by everyone.